Dry Bowser
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: I really need to actually write Aladdin based fanfiction sometime. But in the meantime, I can use this as practice. Sort of. All right, not what I wanted to word, but enjoy this, folks, because I sure will!
High in the sky was nothing but white, puffy clouds and the skyline being purely white with it fading into the dark blue starry reaches of outer space, with Arceus standing on the puffy clouds as he noticed three star like Lumas approaching him, two of them yellow and the one in the middle bright white with a slight pink tiny.
"Hello, star children. Here for another bedtime story, I presume?" Arceus asked the three Lumas who came to visit him.
"Yeah!" The Lumas all exclaimed gleefully in unison.
"Papa Arceus, can you tell us about the many adventures of that skeletal reptile you made from magic?" The white colored Luma asked, floating closer to Arceus.
Arceus looked down at the white Luma as his eyes got brighter. "Hmm, you mean Dry Bowser?" He chuckled as he nodded his head, closing his eyes. "I will be glad to, for you children. Now listen well, to this fabled tale... Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts..."
Dry Bowser was on the run from the Bullet Bills was were targeting him, going around the Mushroom City as he headed into the outskirts of the Moonview Highway during the nighttime. The police officers, all of which were various different kinds of creatures, all gave chase as they tried to arrest Dry Bowser. Dry Bowser jumped on top of a moving truck containing Moo Moo Milk, with several Bob-ombs being tossed at him as they exploded, sending him into the air.
"Get him!" One of the Hammer Bro police officers exclaimed as he chucked some of his hammers at Dry Bowser.
Dry Bowser landed on the Moonview Highway race course, using his whirling fortress attack to ricochet into the traffic on both sides of the track to ricochet, getting away from the tops. He then spiraled down the tunnel, making it to the end as he emerged out of his black and red shell, firing a grappling hook he stored inside his shell at the edge of one of the skyscrapers to the left, swinging around as he landed on the building.
"Find and destroy him!" Another police officer, this time a blue colored Shy Guy, shouted as they scattered across the city, with more Bullet Bills and Bob-ombs being employed.
Dry Bowser rolled his eyes as he shook his head, holding a special fake yellow colored Item Box. "All this for a friggin' item box?" He gawked as he blinked, noticing some female Goombas giggling at his plight in the skyscraper across from him.
"Getting into trouble as usual, aren't we Mr. Dry Bowser?" The female Goomba in yellow clothes stated.
Dry Bowser chuckled as he shook his head. "Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught." He glanced to his right, to see seven purple colored homing Bullet Bills coming right towards him. "I'm in trouble."
As the bullet bills were about to explode on him, Toadette came flying in the starry night sky, firing some pebbles at them with her own slingshot as they exploded just a few inches before Dry Bowser. Dry Bowser looked up, smiling at Toadette as she waved in response, floating down.
"Heya, Dry Bowsy!" Toadette gleefully exclaimed as she hugged Dry Bowser, placing her slingshot away as she placed her hands behind her back. "What rare thing did you get today?"
As Dry Bowser was about to reveal the fake yellow item box to Toadette, the top of the skyscraper they were on was blasted, with the police officers firing explosives at the building in an attempt to get Dry Bowser. Dry Bowser then popped his skeletal head off his skeletal body, sucking his entire body along with the fake yellow item box into his mouth as he then fell in Toadette's hands.
"Just fly, Toadette!" Dry Bowser commented as he could hear the police officers scrambling on the ground. "I'll tell you about the special item when we got the time!"
Toadette nodded as she began spinning her pink pigtails, flying into the air as the police officers scurried up skyscrapers, firing more Bullet Bills, Bob-ombs, and regular explosives as they caused unintentional property damage to the city, with the citizens panicking as they tried to get out of the way. A typical day for Dry Bowser.