(A/n: I was just sitting at home, watching Family Feud. And then I thought to myself, 'What would happen if the Akatsuki played Family Feud against the Espada?' I started writing this about a year ago, so it's kind of old.

Warning: This IS a crack fic, it is not meant to be taken seriously.

[Oh, and if you know who says, "I thought to myself…" I'll give you a cyber-brownie :D] Review if you want, and enjoy!)

Prologue

Tenshi sat on her bed, back against the wall, feet swinging off the edge of the bed, eyes closed in concentration. 'It is so fuckin' boring… Ulquiorra is busy… Mika's busy… Grimmjow isn't in his room and I do NOT wanna try looking for him…' she continued to rattle off names in her head, looking for a way to escape her boredom when she felt a vibration in her left pocket. Frowning, the bored girl dug in her pocket until she pulled out a cell phone. Her frown deepened as she noticed she didn't know the caller. She reluctantly pressed the talk button and put the small button to her ear. "Uh, hello?"

"Hey Tenshi!" a female voice said in a cheery tone.

Tenshi felt a grin spread across her face. "Oh hey Authoress. What's up?

"Eh, nothing much. Call me Kuro." Tenshi could practically see Kuro-chan roll her eyes and wave her hand dismissively by the tone of her voice.

"Whatever. So what's the cause of this lovely call?" Tenshi asked, a hint of sarcasm in her voice.

"I'm bored. And since I know you're bored too I've decided that we should," Kuro paused. "play a game." Tenshi heard the devious grin in her creator's voice.

"Oh? And what game would that be?" Tenshi raised an eyebrow warily.

"Relax, I think you'll particularly like this one." Kuro said, smirking on the other side of the line.

"Does it involve any type of torture?" Tenshi asked.

"Towards the Espada, yes. And some others who you don't know yet."

"Count me in."

"Good. All you have to do is get the Espada to go to the world of the living…" Some rustling of paper could be heard from Kuro's end of the line. "In America, go to Florida…" Kuro continued to give Tenshi more specific directions to the studio where the game would be taking place.

"Make sure you're on time." Kuro stated, refolding her map.

"M'kay Kuro-sama. See ya there."

"Bye."

(A/n: This prologue is super short, I Know, but I just wanted to put my idea out there and see how many people would like this story. So, yeah, let me know if I should continue it or just leave it to grow moldy in the back of my closet.

-0Kuro Tenshi0)