Authors Note:My second RK fanfic.It starts ot kinda boring but it should get more humorous as it goes on,and also written differently.Enjoy!
Disclaimer:I don't own Rurouni Kenshin or any of its characters,So there.
-Late at Night-
Stripe:*is on the computer,surfing the net*Download RK characters?Lets see...*pushes button that says 'Download'.Computer screen flickers and goes blank*Dang...That sounded cool too...*goes to bed forgetting homework*
-Next Morning-
Stripe:*groans and gets up*Whoop dee doo.Monda-*On the floor sleeping is none other than Yahiko,Karou and Kenshin,except they look around thirteen*Something tells me this is going to be a Looooong day.
Kenshin:*Groan*I better get up an make breakfast that I...should?*Sits up and looks around*Why do I feel shorter all the sudden?And who are you?
Stripe:Yep...a looooong day.*sigh*Now how am I going to deal with them?
Yahiko:*starts to get up*Woah...Where am I?Whats that black box?Whats with all the stuffed animals?Whats with the covered boxes...*he uncovers the box/cage and gets bitten by one of the evil parakeets of doom*AHHH!!!!MY FINGER!!!!!
Kaoru:Yahiko Shut up!
Kenshin:Miss...Where are we?
Stripe:At my house...
Yahiko:I'M DIEING!!!!HELP ME!!!!
Kaoru:*is tired of Yahiko screaming and gets up*SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All except Kaoru:*fall over from loudness of screaming*
Stripe:If your not quiet you'll wake up my mom and lets just say that If you value your lives would not be a smart thing to do.I have to get ready for school and I can't leave you here in fear you'd burn my house down so I guess you have to come to school with me.
Yahiko:School?What's School?
Stripe:A place where you go to learn stuff...Oh shoot!Dress code!Lets see If I can find something in my closet...*goes off to look while the three get up...and Kenshin is about four feet six inches tall,Stripe returns with some clothes,already dressed in her school clothes*Here Kaoru,your clothes,Yahiko yours and Kenshin...I need to find something shorter for you...*turns around to find something else*
Kaoru:*holding out some shorts*I'm supposed to wear this!?!?
Stripe:*returning with her third grade clothes*Sorry,I threw all my skirts and dresses out a Looooooong time ago.Here,these should fit well enough.*hands them to Kenshin*Now go get dressed.One can take the closet,one can take the bathroom,and the other can take my room.I'm going down to fix breakfast.*walks off*
Three left:*stare*
Kaoru:I get the room!
Yahiko:I'll take the bathroom!
Kenshin:I get the closet...*sigh**they all walk off to their assigned room,and Kenshin has a bit of trouble with the light switch*
Yahiko:Wow!Its all white and shiny!What's this white bowl?*flush*AHHH!!!!Its an evil monster!*he runs out,luckily already dressed,and Kaoru walks out soon after.They both walk downstairs and see some food laid out on the table*
Yahiko:What's this stuff?
Stripe:Breakfast...Where's Kenshin?
Kaoru:*through a mouth full of food*Still getting dressed in the closet.
Stripe:Surely it doesn't take THAT long.Yahiko go get him.
Yahiko:*is devouring all the food in sight*What was that?
Stripe:Nevermind....*walks upstairs and knocks on the door*You ok?
Kenshin:Too dark!Can't see!
Stripe:*looks over to the lightswitch that happens to be outside of the closet and turns it on*
Kenshin:LIGHT!!!!OH WONDERFUL LIGHT!!!!*in a couple of seconds he walks out fully dressed,Stripe's third grade clothes still a little too big on him*
Stripe:That was quick,now go downstairs before I hurt you.
Kenshin:*runs downstairs with godlike speed*
Stripe:*follows*
Kenshin:So who are you anyways?
Stripe:My real name is **** but I like to be called Stripe.
Yahiko:Whats the scary white monster?
Stripe:The toilet.
Yahiko:Ohh....*blink*
Stripe:Its where you go number one and two...
Yahiko:EWWW!!!SICK!!!!
*a timer goes off*
Stripe:Time to go to school!*drags everyone along with her out the door*
Kaoru:AHHH!!!Its so warm out here!
Stripe:Deal with it.Its beginning to cool down anyway.
Yahiko:COOL DOWN!?!?YOU MEAN IT'S HOTTER THAN THIS!?!?
Stripe:Yes,now lets just hurry up and get inside...*walks into the school while the others follow
Dean 1:DEMERIT!Your shirts not tucked in*points at Kenshin*
Dean 2:DEMERIT!No dieing your hair unnatural colors!*points at Kenshin*
Stripe:But that is his natural hair color.
Dean 1:DEMERIT!For siding with an offender.*points at Stripe*
Stripe:I hate you
Dean 2:DEMERIT!For muttering the word 'hate' in school.*points at Stripe*
Dean 1:DEMERIT!For saying the 'h' word!*points at Dean 2*
*The others walk off fearfully*
Stripe:Now when the bell rings you follow me so I know where you are.The halls out here are horrible between classes...
*The bell rings and Kaoru and Yahiko stay close to Stripe,while Kenshin is lost amongst the sea of people*
Stripe:At least red hair is easy to spot....
Author Note:That turned out pretty good acctually.Well will we EVER be able to find Kenshin?Find out next chapter!
Disclaimer:I don't own Rurouni Kenshin or any of its characters,So there.
-Late at Night-
Stripe:*is on the computer,surfing the net*Download RK characters?Lets see...*pushes button that says 'Download'.Computer screen flickers and goes blank*Dang...That sounded cool too...*goes to bed forgetting homework*
-Next Morning-
Stripe:*groans and gets up*Whoop dee doo.Monda-*On the floor sleeping is none other than Yahiko,Karou and Kenshin,except they look around thirteen*Something tells me this is going to be a Looooong day.
Kenshin:*Groan*I better get up an make breakfast that I...should?*Sits up and looks around*Why do I feel shorter all the sudden?And who are you?
Stripe:Yep...a looooong day.*sigh*Now how am I going to deal with them?
Yahiko:*starts to get up*Woah...Where am I?Whats that black box?Whats with all the stuffed animals?Whats with the covered boxes...*he uncovers the box/cage and gets bitten by one of the evil parakeets of doom*AHHH!!!!MY FINGER!!!!!
Kaoru:Yahiko Shut up!
Kenshin:Miss...Where are we?
Stripe:At my house...
Yahiko:I'M DIEING!!!!HELP ME!!!!
Kaoru:*is tired of Yahiko screaming and gets up*SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All except Kaoru:*fall over from loudness of screaming*
Stripe:If your not quiet you'll wake up my mom and lets just say that If you value your lives would not be a smart thing to do.I have to get ready for school and I can't leave you here in fear you'd burn my house down so I guess you have to come to school with me.
Yahiko:School?What's School?
Stripe:A place where you go to learn stuff...Oh shoot!Dress code!Lets see If I can find something in my closet...*goes off to look while the three get up...and Kenshin is about four feet six inches tall,Stripe returns with some clothes,already dressed in her school clothes*Here Kaoru,your clothes,Yahiko yours and Kenshin...I need to find something shorter for you...*turns around to find something else*
Kaoru:*holding out some shorts*I'm supposed to wear this!?!?
Stripe:*returning with her third grade clothes*Sorry,I threw all my skirts and dresses out a Looooooong time ago.Here,these should fit well enough.*hands them to Kenshin*Now go get dressed.One can take the closet,one can take the bathroom,and the other can take my room.I'm going down to fix breakfast.*walks off*
Three left:*stare*
Kaoru:I get the room!
Yahiko:I'll take the bathroom!
Kenshin:I get the closet...*sigh**they all walk off to their assigned room,and Kenshin has a bit of trouble with the light switch*
Yahiko:Wow!Its all white and shiny!What's this white bowl?*flush*AHHH!!!!Its an evil monster!*he runs out,luckily already dressed,and Kaoru walks out soon after.They both walk downstairs and see some food laid out on the table*
Yahiko:What's this stuff?
Stripe:Breakfast...Where's Kenshin?
Kaoru:*through a mouth full of food*Still getting dressed in the closet.
Stripe:Surely it doesn't take THAT long.Yahiko go get him.
Yahiko:*is devouring all the food in sight*What was that?
Stripe:Nevermind....*walks upstairs and knocks on the door*You ok?
Kenshin:Too dark!Can't see!
Stripe:*looks over to the lightswitch that happens to be outside of the closet and turns it on*
Kenshin:LIGHT!!!!OH WONDERFUL LIGHT!!!!*in a couple of seconds he walks out fully dressed,Stripe's third grade clothes still a little too big on him*
Stripe:That was quick,now go downstairs before I hurt you.
Kenshin:*runs downstairs with godlike speed*
Stripe:*follows*
Kenshin:So who are you anyways?
Stripe:My real name is **** but I like to be called Stripe.
Yahiko:Whats the scary white monster?
Stripe:The toilet.
Yahiko:Ohh....*blink*
Stripe:Its where you go number one and two...
Yahiko:EWWW!!!SICK!!!!
*a timer goes off*
Stripe:Time to go to school!*drags everyone along with her out the door*
Kaoru:AHHH!!!Its so warm out here!
Stripe:Deal with it.Its beginning to cool down anyway.
Yahiko:COOL DOWN!?!?YOU MEAN IT'S HOTTER THAN THIS!?!?
Stripe:Yes,now lets just hurry up and get inside...*walks into the school while the others follow
Dean 1:DEMERIT!Your shirts not tucked in*points at Kenshin*
Dean 2:DEMERIT!No dieing your hair unnatural colors!*points at Kenshin*
Stripe:But that is his natural hair color.
Dean 1:DEMERIT!For siding with an offender.*points at Stripe*
Stripe:I hate you
Dean 2:DEMERIT!For muttering the word 'hate' in school.*points at Stripe*
Dean 1:DEMERIT!For saying the 'h' word!*points at Dean 2*
*The others walk off fearfully*
Stripe:Now when the bell rings you follow me so I know where you are.The halls out here are horrible between classes...
*The bell rings and Kaoru and Yahiko stay close to Stripe,while Kenshin is lost amongst the sea of people*
Stripe:At least red hair is easy to spot....
Author Note:That turned out pretty good acctually.Well will we EVER be able to find Kenshin?Find out next chapter!