The Art of the Idiom
E/O Drabble Challenge: word count 100
Challenge word: literal
Warnings: None. 3rd party narrator
Summary: Just an observation by Bobby about the nature of angels and their tendency to take things literally…
The problem with angels is they ain't like us. Walking around with their heads in the clouds, forgetting they ain't supposed to be getting all smitey; they're just here on Earth to observe.
So when Heaven sends some fresh-faced seraph down, the upstairs-bosses should make sure he knows a bit more about folk, and the way we talk.
That way, when Dean Winchester tells Castiel something is a toss-up between him and his brother, Cas won't take it literal-like, and Dean won't end up with his arm broken because that idjit angel decides its easier to throw him than gigantor-Sam.