One day we find our hero walking towards Kame House to ask Dr. Roshi for his Upgraded Pokedex. Goku was especially happy as he early that day turned in his bike for a flying yellow cloud made of carbon dioxide. As Goku was flying his death cloud with his son Gohan they stopped in their tracks.
" What the hell just happened? Why did I stop flying?"
A loud scream from far away soon reached Goku.
"Because you passed right in front of me dick head! Where supposed to battle!"
Goku's flying mustard could automatically came down to his foe. What Goku finds in front of him is his eternal rival for life.
" I was flying like 100 feet in the air! Who can you even see me?" Goku asked as he got of the cloud with his son.
"Because retard in the poke-saiyan rule book it says if you pass a challenger in front of him your suppose to battle him" Vegeta answered.
" I was not in front of you I was on top of you. God that sounded bad."
" Doesn't matter you where on top INFRONT of me"
" But there's a difference."
Vegeta sighs " Are you challenging logic?"
" I'm just sa-"
" Don't ask anymore questions! You will end up breaking this messed up world… Did you know I was standing in that spot for over 2 freaking weeks waiting for you. When I saw that cloud that's sounds like the jetsons flying contraction I was relieved." Vegeta says after interrupting Goku.
Goku started scratching his head "Ok so now we poke battle?"
" OF COURSE we battle! Lets get over this I haven't eaten in 2 weeks, I also smell like crap."
" Fine I will be the one to destroy you!" Goku affirmed while clutching his fist.
" holy shit dude its just a battle… get over your self…" Vegeta said while walking backwards to make room for combat.
The battle field is set as the 2 trainers choose the first pokemon. Vegeta takes out his first poke ball and throws it. From it emerges the first pokemon a saibamen.
Goku picks Gohan up " Ok Gohan make daddy proud!" .
" What are you doing daddy?"
" GO I summon you Gohan!" Goku throws Gohan into the battlefield.
" Im not a pokemon dad! "Gohan screams.
"HAHA theres no chance of survival Goku I will show you why I'm the prince of all poke-saiyans!" Vegeta exclaims.
"NOW GO SAIBAMEN USE CEREBRAL EMBOLISM" Vegeta orders.
The saibamen starts moaning and scream till he falls flat on the floor dead.
"DAMN! I over estimated you Kakarot!"
" Gohan great job! that's one down, your looking great!" Goku reassures Gohan.
" What the hell dad? Whats going on, what did I do?" Gohan questions while looking at Goku.
Vegeta puts his hand on his chin and starts thinking till he has an idea. He smirks and throws a second poke ball to release a Raditz!
" Radi Raditz! Raditz says.
" Fear the only word he knows! MUAHAHA" Vegeta screams.
" Ok gohan lets get ready!"
" Im not a Pokemon dad!" gohan again yells.
Gohan goes running to Goku but Goku grabs him and says "No no no the arena is back there". Then Goku throws Gohan in front of Raditz.
" Raditz use Double Sunday!" Vegeta orders.
Raditz's powers up and puts both hand in front of him and throws a huge yellow blast at Gohan.
" Gohan Dodge!" Goku yells.
Gohan is paralyzed in fear and those nothing, but Gohan is so short that the blast passes him from above.
" No! Gohan is still level 5! He doesn't take orders yet." Goku thought to himself.
" Hmm The boy used double team to increase his evasion, kakarot isn't such a bad trainer as I thought" Vegeta said out loud to himself.
" Who are you talking to Vegeta? Goku yelled.
" SHUT UP! Raditz's use Saturday crush then flank him with Monday surprise!"
" Ra-ra-Raditzzzzz" Raditz said while charging Saturday crush.
Raditz throws the purple beam at Gohan. Gohan scared trips on a rock and falls to his side while screaming and crying. The blast passes Gohan but Raditz's appears to the right of gohan and shoots Monday surprise a green ball that hits Gohan and explodes. Goku's son then disintegrates.
A gray bar appears on top of Goku saying that your Gohan has fainted.
" Damn, Chichi is going to be pissed. Luckily I don't give a crap. Time for the big guns, Go Pikachu I choose you!" Goku said in a heroic voice with a pokemon theme song in the background.
Chiaotzu emerges from the poke ball.
"pika pika!"
Goku points at Raditz " Go Pikachu use Dondon Ray and follow it with quick attack!"
Chaiotzu extends an arm and with two fingers launches the dondon ray.
"Raditzu guard yourself with Wednesday Deceptcion!" Vegeta yells.
Raditz armor starts glowing white right before Chiaotzu's ray collides with Radtiz's armor. Raditza armor starts to crack then Chiaotzu crashes head first with Raditz's armor. Raditz's screams in pain as hes was pushed back by the attack.
Vegeta is in shock " IMPOSSIBLE"
" Great work pikachu! Now follow it up by shooting his eyes out with another dondon Ray! Goku extends his arm.
Chiaotzu gets ready to fire his ray in point black range but before he fires Chiaotzu separates his two finger he uses to launch the ray and makes a form of a scissor then shoots two rays at both of Raditz's eyes. Raditz starts screaming in pain grabbing his face with both his hands. He starts storming and stomping threw the arena blind trying to punch Chiaotzu.
" SON OF A BITCH! Raditz end it and use Fry day on everywhere! Ha see what I did there?" Vegeta exclaims.
Raditz starts hovering in the air and charges a red energy blast on both his hand are fires rapid volleys of blast everywhere. Raditz is trying to catch his breath as the dust clear just to reveal that he hit's the entire place but except for where Chaiotzu was standing.
" GOD DAMMIT RADITZ! Where the hell are you aiming at?" vegeta stares at Raditz. " …Oh right your blind…".
" Great evasive skills Pikachu! Now use bite attack!"
Chiaotzu gets close enough to jump forward and bite raditz's arm. Raditz start screaming in pain while waving his hand back and forth trying to get Chaiotzu to let go.
" Now lets end this! Pikachu use explosion!" Goku ordered.
Chaiotzu sighs " Crap…"
Chiaotzu starts turning completely white till he begins shining until he finally explodes. A huge blast engulfs the entire place forcing Vegeta and Goku to start running backwards from the positions they where to try and dodge the explosion. After the dusty wind clears and each individual pick themselves up from the ground they notice a huge nuke mushroom cloud in the air.
Vegeta as he pats the dust of his clothes " Holy shit… I didn't have insurance on those pokemon…"
Goku approaches Vegeta " Now what?"
"Well I suppose now its best to go to the pokemon center"
" Good ol' pokemon health care on its finest"
" ehh, I aways thought it was based more around black magic"
Goku starts walking away from the battle ground with Vegeta as one of Raditz arms falls on the ground behind them.
" Well I wouldn't rule anything out Vegeta. Hell, I thought my pikachu explosion, anything's possible."
" I've seen creepier things like how snorlax can learn surf. I mean that breaks the laws of physics!"
" who knows, he probably ate some floatation devices."
" I also heard that fat bastard can learn explosion as well"
" You don't say? After I reassemble my pokemons then im going to catch a snorlax!"
Our heroes continue there conversation as they exit the battle ground and move on to their new adventure!
