Hoi!! I decided to combine Undertale and Steven Universe! I would explain the whole diggity darn thing, but there's a ton of changes to gem nature and everything that would confuse the instant noodles out of you. So just read, enjoy, and please review!

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Nora woke up in a patch of roses. Her whole body ached. She looked up to see sunlight filtering down from a hole in the ceiling. The flowers had saved her life.

She surveyed the area. Pink, weathered pillars surrounded the roses. The only visible exit was a simple hallway, its stone walls covered in flowering vines. A huge, magnificent door waited at the end.

"Hey!" A voice called out, but the only visible life was the flowers.

"Is someone there?" Nora looked down to see one of the roses smiling up at her. It had a face. It had spoken. The rose giggled.

"I'm Rose Quartz."

"You can talk!?" Nora sat down in front of Rose Quartz.

"Well, why couldn't I? You are Nora, right? It's so lovely to meet you, a human!"

"Y-you know my name..."

Rose Quartz smiled sweetly. "Oh, did I startle you? My bad, hehe."

The flower stopped speaking for a moment, her stem straight up and her thorns appearing like a cat's claws.

"Listen, she's coming. Protect yourself. Keep a weapon. Good luck!"

"Wait, who is coming!?" Rose Quartz disappeared as the door at the end of the hallway opened, creaking.

"Hello?" A soft voice called out. A blue, very tall woman emerged from the doorway, looking around.

"Oh my goodness, a human has fallen... it's been... so long since this happened last!" The woman approached Nora slowly. "Please don't be frightened, child. What is your name?"

"M-my name, it's- is Nora." The blue lady sat down across from her.

"Nora. Such a lovely name, isn't it? I am Blue Diamond. Please, come with me. I will lead you home, darling." Blue Diamond held out her hand. Nora hesitated.

"If you are not comfortable with a stranger, you may trail behind... but I assure you you will have to get used to me." Blue Diamond said. "If you'd rather, you may refer to me as Blue, or... mother... hehe, no, nevermind. Ignore the mother part..." Blue stood, and so did Nora.

"What do you mean, I'll have to get used to you?"

"Oh Nora, look up, child. There's no way you will ever return to your biological mother again... I will tend to your human needs, just as a mother would. I cannot just let you die here, can I?"

Blue was right. She'd never go home to her family. She didn't even have a family anyway. Nora finally agreed, taking Blue's hand.

"That's it, come now." Blue led Nora down the hallway and through the door. Behind it was an even more magnificent series of pink halls and traps.

"Please, follow my lead carefully. There are... many security measures that we must avoid. It'd be such a shame if you were to... lose your fragile life here in these passageways..." Blue's voice took on a somber tone. She absentmindedly swept her long braid over her shoulder.

"Ah, I must be rambling, aren't I? Please, excuse me for it... I've made quite an awful habit of it, nobody around to stop me..." The woman's sad eyes and half smile reminded Nora of the younger sister she once had. When her parents died, her sister was shipped away to another foster home. They never crossed paths again.

"Well, here we are... I hope my sorry little home appeals to you." Nora's mind snapped back to reality. Blue still held her hand. They had arrived at the end of yet another hallway. A large lavender house sat behind two beautiful sakura trees.

"Woah, you live here? I-it's so beautiful..." Nora stepped forward.

"Yes, this is my home. Ours, I suppose. Please, feel free to explore it. I have something I must attend to. I will return shortly. Will you be alright like this?"

"Sure, I'll be fine."

"Oh, good, good. My apologies." Blue then let go of Nora's hand and disappeared into the endless maze of halls.

Nora pulled open the heavy doors to see a fairly huge sitting area, with a seemingly endless amount of books. There were shelves packed, tables piled high, and a few laid on seats. The sweet smell of cinnamon wafted through the house.

To the left of the sitting area was a seemingly advanced kitchen, with tools she had never seen before. A few recipes laid on the countertops, and some had fallen to the floor. Random substances littered most of the stovetop and counters.

To the right, a hallway contained a few bedrooms, all completely different. They looked as if they were for children. At the end of the hallway was a staircase, so Nora ascended it. The first door was locked. The second only led to a bathroom.

The third was huge, though, and it was pink everywhere. Childish drawings hung on the walls everywhere. A huge, fluffy canopy bed littered with fluffier pillows sat in the center of the back wall. Surprisingly, most of the books in the shelves were manga. A pink laptop decorated with kawaii stickers still charged on a desk. Nora was tempted not to touch the spinny chair behind the desk. On the laptop was a symbol in the shape of a diamond, with white, pink, blue, and yellow forming diamonds within it. She'd never seen anything like it.

She moved on to the last room. It was almost as luxurious, but not as fluffy and pink. It was all blue, and much more elegant. The same symbol was on the blue laptop, but the laptop sat open on the bed. As the words were in characters she could not understand, she could only assume it was a fancy version of YouTube.

Just as she descended the staircase, she heard the doors open.

"Nora?" Blue called. "I am back!"

Nora met her in the sitting area.

"Ah! There you are. I would like to show you your room." Blue took Nora's hand once again and led her to the second room downstairs. It was the pastel themed room she absolutely adored.

"I do hope you love it! If you don't, certainly-"

"No!" Nora yelled, smiling. "Ah! I mean no, this is perfect." She hugged Blue. "Thanks, Mom."

She felt Blue hug her back, and heard her laughter. It sounded as if she had never felt so happy in her life.

"Oh Nora, I am so glad you are happy with it! Oh my, do you have any preferences on food? Any allergies? Any- any hobbies?" Blue rambled on about her excitement to pamper her new child. Nora listened intently to what she could understand.

Honestly, Nora just wanted to agree to anything Blue suggested. She'd never thought anyone would care about her again. Yet here she stood, loved so much by someone she'd met less than an hour ago.

She would never go back to the Surface.