hello! a parasect said, welcome to a tpi, were a lot of underated pokemon will be competing, and here is my co host, butterfree, the parasect said in a robotic voice.

your really weird, ever since that fungi got on you, the butterfly replied

the fungus made me a lot more intellegent, it dident overcome me ecept for my voice, that is cool in autotuned! the ant replied

so what, you could just get a voice modifier, the butterfree replied.

don't get sassy mister! the ant replied

you could really stop arguing now, the first contestant is here, the butterfly replied.

the ant turned towards the contestant, a castform that looked normal and the ant said, you're earlier than expected.

im a little quick with packing stuff, the castform replied.

now im going to introduce him, the butterfly stated, castform is a person who acts differently during the weather, at first he's a normal guy though, so she is a person who acts different, she is female

just don't tell my secret to the other contestant's, the castform replied.

we wont, it adds some drama, the ant replied.

you have a COOL auto tuned voice, the castform replied.

why thank you, you just got the top of my contestants list, the ant replied.

its just the mushrooms, the butterfree replied.

oh, but its still cool, the castform said as she went to the dock.

well the next contestant should come in a bit, so get ready, the ant said.

OMG, I LIKE CAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, a torchic who randomly appeared said as he got shot out of a cannon with cake in his hands.

torchic is obsessed with cake and is nerdy, enough said, buterfree replied.

why did we even accept this guy, the ant replied.

CUZ CAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE the torchic yelled

please get him away from me, the castform replied.

CAKE rain, the torchic said as cake started raining.

how is this possible, the ant said.

yes, lets have some fun, a rain castform said

how did this happen, the butterfree said.

well its raining cake, and that's his rain form, the ant said

OMAH GOD DO YOU WANT TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES, the torchic said as he was eating whole cakes.

of course, the rain castform said.

ITS A CAKE PARTY! the torchic yelled.

so the next person should come soon, the ant said as cake pelted him.

THE NEXT PERSON BETTER LIKE CAKE, the torchic said

or like fun, the rain castform said.

hey here's the next 2 contestants, buterfree said as he pointed to a swirlix and a wailmer.

the cake rain stopped as castform turned to normal mode and said, that's only one contestant.

AND THE CAKE RAIN STOPPED, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, the torchic yelled.

well, the wailmer is competing, the bug said as the 2 Pokémon went to the island.

hey guys, do you have some food, the wailmer said.

these people look really scary, the swirlix said.

HELLO, NICE TO MEET YOU, the torchic said.

AHHHHHHH, the swirlix scampered behind the castform.

its ok little guy, the castform said.

do you have any food, the wailmer said.

I HAVE CAKE, LET IT RAIN CAKE, the torchic said as cake started falling out of the sky.

yay, sugar, swirlix said as he rushed from behind castform and started eating cake.

yeah, lets jump in the fun, water castform said as he jumped in the cake rain after he transformed.

such a good cast, the parasect said.

most of them are just crazy, butterfree said.

hey, some cotton candy to eat, wailmer said as he tried to eat swirlix.

stop this guys, stop this! swirlix said

no eating contestants, butterfree said.

ahh, this is no fun, wailmer said.

thank you, thank you, thank you, swirlix said.

CAKEEEEEEEEEEEE, torchic said.

AHHHHHHHHHH, swirlix said as the cake rain stopped and castform turned regular.

anyway, here's our next contestant, metang, the ant said as a metal Pokémon floated over them.

you shall all bow down to me, the metang said.

WOULD YOU LIKE CAKE, the torchic screamed.

yes baker, you shall make me cake, I've already won, you are all stupid underlings except for that torchic, the metang said in a robot voice.

you're, really, really, scary, swirlix said.

remember, no eating contestants, or killing them, the wailmer said.

uh, I have the opportunity to break the rules, do you speak host, metang replied.

nope, you cant break the rules, the parasect said.

well, the reason I entered is that I need to show im superior, metang replied

you don't seem that superior, the castform said.

wait till I evolve, then you will die! the metang said.

no killing contestants, the butterfree said.

uh, you will still bow down to my superiority, the metang said.

now for the next contestant, dunsparce, the bug said.

hello, please do not disturb me while I read my book, the dunsparce said.

hey, is that the rival novel " shednija vs. ninjask " castform said.

why, yes it is, the dunsparce replied.

I don't have time for silly books, they don't reveal my awesomeness, metang said.

finally, another person that's not scary, swirlix said.

this is a interesting competition, I shall be competing, dunsparce said very formally.

so, the next contestant issssssssssssss... GOOMY, the butterfly said.

hi cool Kats, goomy said.

I seem to remember someone like you, its probably just a coincidence, dunsparce said.

well you don't seem cool, so I wouldn't hang out with you, goomy said.

well, im sure im cooler than any of you, metang said.

HEY, WOULD YOU LIKE CAKE NEW PERSON, torchic screamed.

im, uh, ok, dunsparce said.

you seem cool, ill stick with you. goomy said

he's weird, ill warn you that, castform said.

do any of you have food other than cake, wailmer said.

I have a cheese stick, but I wont share it with a buffoon like you, metang said.

come on, im so hungry, wailmer said.

stop talking and lets get to our next contestant, carnivine, the parasect said.

CARNIVINE, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, swirlix said as he jumped in the water.

ill get you buddy, castform said as he dived down.

he's that scared of a carnivine, dunsparce said.

he's definitely not cool, goomy said.

he's not worth a minion, metang replied.

I LIKE CAKE, torchic screamed.

hello old chaps, the carnivine said.

don't pull me up from the water, I don't like carnivine, the swirlix said.

wow, your just pulling my strings old chap, the carnivine replied, let me let you up.

he just wants to stay down there, castform said.

well, im not a normal carnivine, I don't know whets the problem, the carnivine said.

I wont forgive what you did to my parents, swirlix replied.

he went through a tragic process in when ended in him disliking carnivine, intriguing. dunsparce replied.

im just here for food, wailmer said.

you're not cool wanting food every second, its not cool yo, goomy said.

well, I shall prove to be sane, the carnivine said.

the next contestant is... GRIMER, butterfree said.

yo, man, grimer said.

finally, someone who is cool, hey kool Kat, goomy said.

man, that's not cool, grimer replied.

of course it is kool Kat, goomy said.

you need a lesson in cool things yo, grimer replied

yes, teach me, goomy said.

so there's a cool wanabee and a cool guy, how pathetic metang said.

i believe that they will not be first eliminated, carnivine said.

yes, just for the sake of a project, dunsparce replied.

HELP ME, IM DROWNING, swirlix said.

go ahead and save him, parasect said.

i will, butterfree replied. ( buterfree floats swirlix up )

thank you, swirlix said.

that's not cool man, grimer replied.

that's what i said, goomy replied.

hello swirlix, carnivine said.

AHHHHHHHHHHH, swirlix said as he hid behind castform.

well, lets introduce our next 2 contestants... SILICOON and VENAMOTH, the ant said.

hello, my name is venemoth, and i am probably momish, but look past that, and vote me out before my little adopted baby silicoon, he needs the experience more than me, venemoth said.

uh,could you let me go, silicoon said.

what's the magic word, venamoth said.

please, silicoon said.

ok, go and get some new friends, venemoth replied

i will, silicoon replied.

you're a good mother from what i obserb, dunsparce said to venamoth.

oh, uh, hi, please don't do anything mean to my son, venamoth replied.

i wont, i wont, but why aren't you socializing more, dunsparce replied.

well, i don't want to make enemy's and then they target silicoon, so im just going to stay low, venemoth said.

yes, yes, i know, but if you ever fell lonely, feel free to talk to me, dunsparce replied.

oh, uh, yes, i will, just if i get, eliminated, try to, take care of, my, son, please, venamoth replied.

no problem, dunsparce replied.

thank you, for helping me, venamoth responded.

like i said, no problem, dunsparce replied.

hey dude, you, like need to get rid of your mom, she's not cool, she's hanging around the nerd, grimer said to silicoon.

but she's nice, and she will get in an alliance with me if she's on my team, silicoon replied.

you do have to think about strategy, goomy replied.

yeah man, but, she's not like, cool, and she's, like, a early boot, a death faughter, grimer replied.

i see lots of loops in your plan, carnivine said as he walked by.

nobody invited you, grimer replied.

i was just walking by, carnivine replied.

HELLO NEW GUY, DO YOU WANT CAKE, torchic yelled

uh, sure, silicoon replied.

STOP INTURUPTING OUR CONVERSATION, grimer replied.

aren't those big boy words, your such a big boy, metang replied with a bit of snark in her voice that was robotic, it sounded weird.

lets just go grimer, goomy replied.

well, you, like, better get rid of your mom or else, grimer replied

. i think you should go to the rival alliance, carnivine said as he walked away.

yeah, i think that's a better idea. silicoon replied.

food, wailmer said, he was drooling like crazy.

oh, that's not good, he's going crazy after a hour, venamoth said

. just try to stay away from him, castform replied.

now for our next contestant...DELIBERD, butterfree said.

hello everyone, who wants some presents, deliberd said.

I WANT CAKE MIX, torchic replied.

1 box of cake mix, deliberd said as he threw a present to torchic.

ok, make me a gourmet chocolate cake, i want it by tomorrow, metang said.

YES SIR, I MEAN, MAMN, I MEAN CAKE PERSON, THING, torchic said.

its Christmas every day, deliberd sung.

wait, its Christmas, said swirlix as he jumped from behind castform.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH CARNIVINES, and he said, were can i hide, and then jumped in wailmer mouth.

the i need to prove my insanity project will be harder than i expected, carnivine said.

deliberd, i want my present to be that you will be in silicoon's alliance, venamoth said.

well, that's easy, deliberd said.

thank you, venamoth replied.

yup, she like, needs to go, grimer said.

she doesn't, she's nice, silicoon replied.

were is my present, metang said.

here you go, deliberd said as it threw a present.

well, finally, i get a present, metang said as it opened the present and the metang and it exploded, then metang yelled, WHAT!

sorry, that happens a bit, deliberd said.

well, the next contestant is aggron! the parasect said.

i just want you to know that im going to be the superior jerk this season, aggron said.

no, im the best jerk ever, metang said.

well, im definitly the best, aggron said.

it seems like they have a competition lasting around 5 episodes, then they pause, and then break up and the conflicts continue, dunsparce said.

i like how you overanalyze, carnivine replied.

i shall be the superior villain, aggron said.

you want to bet on it, metang replied.

yeah, sure, bet 1,000 dollars, who outlast wins it, aggron replied.

deal, metang replied.

must, food, get, wailmer said creepily.

are you ok swirlix, castform said.

yes, its just, just, gross, swirlix replied.

hang in there buddy, castform replied.

the next contestant is... SNOWVER, butterfree replied.

i wonder what kinds of plots i can get in, and maybe some interesting edits will be good, snowver said.

man, that's not cool, that you believe in stuff like that, yo? goomy said.

no, you've got the cool thing all wrong, grimer replied.

i could break that story ark apart, snover said silently.

want to get a arm wrestling match, aggron said.

of course, metang replied.

i shall definitly not get that plot apart, or take apart in it, snowver said under his breath.

HELLO NEW PERSON, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CAKE, torchic said to snover.

no, im ok, snowver said, he also said that the comic relief is already taken under his breath.

well, you all seem to have at least 1 story ark, i shall be watching you, snover said out loud.

are you food snow cone, wailmer said

. stay away from him, he ate my friend, castform replied.

you know im still alive, swirlix said.

YES PORTAL, torchick said.

well, the next 2 contestants are electrode and chancy, parasect said.

eletrode was humming some classical music.

hello everybody, i hope to be the seasons nurse, so to lower the pain, just call me.

they look like people who you can talk with, dunsparce said to venamoth.

well they seem nice, venamoth replied, oh, ok. venemoth then went to the two newbies and said hi, im venamoth.

hey, do you like classical music, eletrode said.

well, yes, i do, venamoth replied.

do you want to listen, eletrode replied.

well, i guess i will, venamoth said. oh, here's some presents for you, deliberd said as he pulled out a first aid kit, a cd album of bach, and a note saying " i will join you're sons alliance "

he seems to be the nice person of the group, snover said.

oh, thank you, i will use it to help so many contestants, chansey replied.

yes, a new cd, thank you, eletrode said.

sorry to be rude, im chancy, chansy said

and im eletrode, eletrode replied.

well, it was nice to meet you, venamoth replied.

nice to meet you to, eletrode and chansey replied.

see, you did good, dunsparce replied.

also chansey, im weak, please get some things reserved for me, the dunsparce added.

don't worry, i always carry extras. chansey replied.

well, you might want to help wailmer, castform replied.

i want... food, wailmer said.

he also ate my friend, you still in there buddy, castform replied.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS, its ok, swirlix called out.

ill work right away, chansey said.

ill be listening to music, eletrode replied.

the next contestant is crobat. parasect said.

insert evil hand rub, i am the supervillian of this series, insert evil laugh here, crobat said.

wait, the contestants are getting in our screen time, parasect said to butterfree.

that's supposed to happen, butterfree said.

i shall tie you onto a railroad, insert evil laugh. crobat yelled.

no, not another crazy person, chansey replied.

food. Must...eat..., wailmer said.

get me out of here! swirlix said.

i hope you like railroads, because i have one MWAHAHHAHAHAHA, crobat said.

you're plots are going to be interesting, snowver said

HELLO VICTORIAN STYLE VILLIAN, WOULD YOU WANT SOME CAKE, torchic said.

wait a second, ( grows big bushy mustache ) in now a real Victorian style villain MWAWHAHAHAHAHAHAH, crobat replied.

hey stop interrupting my music, eletrode said.

hey, bet on me to win the race, aggron said.

you should bet me, metang replied.

I SHALL NOT BET ON ANYONE, MWAHAHAHAHAH, RAILROAD TRACKS, PUTTING LASSES ON RAILROAD TRACKS, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, crobat yelled.

foood, must... GET, waimer said in a zombie voice.

this is difficult. chansey said.

remember to stay safe silicoon, venamoth said.

i will mom, silicoon said.

ditch your mom, grimer replied.

uh, thats not a smart move, goomy yelled to silicoon.

presents, are falling, and along with cake, deliberd said

. yeah, lets have some fun, water slide, castform said.

presents, presents, presents, they could explode, metang said.

a explosion present lands on eletrode and explodes his headphones my headphones, there.. there... GONE, eletrode said while crying.

HAHA, I DEFINITLY DID THAT, crobat said.

next is... zoaroark! butterfree said.

zoaroark just sighed and began writing and thinking.

hello zoaroark, what are you drawing, carnivine said.

just go away, i prefer to be alone, live your life, and ill live mine, zoaroark said.

you know loners usually get eliminated first, snover said.

AND MY MUSIC IS GONE, WHYYYYYYYYYYY, eletrode said.

ill get to you later, wailmers still crazy, chansey said.

help me get out of here, swirlix said very quietly.

ahh, i thought he would be disqualified, aggron said.

weres someone weak so i can tie them to a railroad, crobat said.

whatever you do, im not weak, im strong, smart, and have a sense of will, zoaroark said.

then i wont tie you to a railroad, crobat replied

. you monster, you ruined my music, eletrode said.

why do you even listen to music, its only property is relaxing, look at the nature of the world, and get interested in questions such as why do you exist, zoaroark said.

that is very, very, deep and thoughtful, silicoon said.

well, the next Pokémon is shuckle, butterfree said.

hi guys, im shuckle, shuckle said.

what's a shuckle, castform said.

a shuckle is a Pokémon that has a worm like center with a shell, and has the one of the best defenses out of all Pokémon, but lacks in attack skills, dunsparce said.

how is life living as a species that is forgotten like trash, zoaroark said.

its actually peaceful, i usually have time to live a life were i can just relax, shuckle replied.

sorry loser, but you're going to be stressed out A LOT during this competition, aggron said.

STRESS, WHAT IS STRESS WHEN YOU HAVE CAKE! torchic yelled.

you know that cake doesn't solve all problems, only some, carnivine said.

AHHHHHHHHH, the voice of carnivine are haunting me, swirlix said.

carnivine, i want one to be my partner i crime, crobat said.

ill give presents to people who are nice, deliberd said.

is it true shuckle, that you can ferment berries, venamoth asked.

yes, yes i can, shuckle replied.

then can you make me a smoothie, goomy said

. don't hang out with the uncool dudes, grimer said.

but he's a portable blender, its so cool! goomy said.

no, man, its not cool, you're not supposed to hang around the nerds, grimer replied.

ill be back to get my smoothie, goomy said as he gave shuckle a leppa berry and walked off.

ill give you a Oran berry, silicoon said.

ill be sure to make a smoothie for all of you, shuckle said.

are you weak so i can put you on railroad, crobat said in a crazily stupid tone.

uh, im, uh, ok, shuckle said. so your weak, now all i have to do is find some railroads and a working train, this is easy, crobat said.

here's a present, a DRASH BERRY, deliberd said.

wait, i c-cant take this, this is one of the rarest berries ever, even though i have a berry farm, and i can produce more, you can keep it, shuckle replied.

well what fun is it when i live in a ice cave and i cant plant it, keep it, deliberd said.

thank you, i will protect it with all i can do, shuckle replied.

well, the next Pokémon is... QUILFISH, parasect said.

i hope there not any unavons here, those loud mouthed obsese and aggronent unovons are stupid, all they care about is the stupid sport of football, quilfish said.

i know, football is over rated and stupid, dunsparce replied.

at least i know 1 person has some sense, i guess hes a hoenese, quilfish said.

im a jhotoeans, dunsparce replied.

jhotoeans are cool, quilfish replied.

well, hypocrite, im unovian and i dont watch football, its usless, we should be worrying about the bigger things in life, zoaroark replied.

that's unheard of, well at least your not cornian, quilfish replied.

everybody shudders at the name of the reigon of pokemon quarts.

uh, please, lets just move on to the next contestant, lotad, parasect said while shuddering. why does everybody here look traumatized, even the ladys, that means nobody here is strong willed, lotad said. Pokémon... quarts, chansey said. it is seen showing lotad shaking and throwing up at the same time. are you food, wailmer asked. no, i am not food. lotad replied. can i tie you up to a railroad, crobat replied. CAKE, torchic yelled. you know what, im just going to be silent and wooooooooo, lotad said as he saw venamoth. then he said, who is she. uh, shes my mom, and shes married, silicoon replied it is seen as lotad is crying saying " nobody wants to like me " i think hes taking it to harshly, im sure theres another person who likes him back, shuckle said. hes just taking everything to seriously, carnivine said. next contestan is seedot, parasect said whil drinking a bannana smothie. stop drinking a bannana smoothie and host, butterfree replied. whatever, its going to take forever anyway, parasect replied. as you know butterfree, everything happens for a reason, seedot said. wait a second, is it possible that you have nuzlocke, dunsparce said. i do have nuzlocke, seedot replied. what, you can die because of that you have nuzlocke, carnivine replied. does nuzlocke make him better to tie to railroads, crobat replied. uh, nuzlockers are so carful, they spend hours and hours grinding and are annoying in their lost refrences, quilfish replied. HOW DARE YOU INSULT US SEEDOTS AND NZLOCKERS, WE DO THESE THINGS TO SURVIVE, YOU ARE JUST A PERSON WHO STAYS ALIVE TILL DEATH, I DONT HAVE THAT LUXARY, seedot replied, his eyes red as a fire truck woah, harsh, lotad replied with a spanish accent. then, the next pokemon is... FINNEOAN, parasect said. the screen is filtired with a finneoan, actually buetiful, with orange trimmings and a tall structure the barboach was atractive. hello, the finneoan said as grimer gaped over her. shes so buetiful, grimer replied. i know that putting in a model would be a good way to cause plots, butterfree replied. plots, speaking of plots, there seems to be a low sizzle of plots in some pokemon, please tell me that screentime will not be corupt, snover replied. dont worry, the editors will try to give equal screentime, parasect replied. AHAHAHAHA, now theres a weak lass that will be a good looking thing on my railroads, crobat replied to everybody. the finneoan then yelled in a very loud voice, IM NOT WEAK, STOP STERIOTYPING WOMAN. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, IM SO SCARED, crobat said in a non sarcastic voice. YOU BETTER BE, the finneon said. then she put some make up on and then looked calm. ok, the next contestant is BARBOACH AND SHEDNINJIA, butterfree said. aye, ye going to give me all of ye pirate gold, barboach said in a pirate accent SHUT UP YOU STUPID PIRATE, finneoan said. then shednijia appeared behind finneon and said in a screechy voice, i know all of your secrets. aye, ye be the vilian, barboach said as he pulled out a pistol. no im not, i know your deepest darkest secrets, shednijia said, creeping almost everyone out. ay, ye going to get pirate TRESURE, barboach said. you are not a pirate, you are just the pirate at- shedninjia said as it was cut of by barboach. aye, matie, keep this a secret, barboaoch said. i will, shednijia replied. im very sorry if i snapped, I HATE BEING INSULTED, finneon said. dont worry baby, hey, maybe we can hook up, grimer replied. oooooohhhhhhhhhh, the plot thickens, snover said. well, if i cant use railroads, then ill do the next thing in the evil list, crobat said as he took out a marker. dont draw a sinister looking mustache on finneon then barboch then torchic then the next contestant, shedninjia said. how did you know that, crobat replied. i can read your mind, shedninjia replied. hey baby, why dont we hook up, lotad said. I SAID THAT I HATE BEING INSULTED, IM NOT A SHY LITTLE GIRL, finneon said. just stay away from her, silicoon said. silicoon, you do not have a personality or gag, are you aware that you have a higher chance to be eliminated because of that, snover said. uh, i cant move, at all, really, silicoon said. good, because, you dont want to be eliminated first, snover said as he walked away. uh, ice types from sinnoh are always fiesty, quilfish said. aye, how did you find that out, arrr you a researcherrrrr, barboach said. no, i just tend to look at steriotypes, quilfish responded. ye be a hypicrite, barboach replied. well, heres our next 2 contestants, DUSKULL AND ROTOM. uh, do any of you have cats, im allergic to them. rotom said. duskull just waved. hey, do you have any intrst in hot dog eating contests, rotom said to duskull. duskull shrugged his shoulders. great, we have a stupid person, so stupid it cant talk, and a quirky ghost, metang said. yeah, im quirky, it means im different, some people here seem bland, rotom replied. duskull was just obserbing everybody. he has a speaking dissorder, chansey said. well, hes going 1st, snover replied. duskull just gave him a menencing stare. oh, uh, you can give me a berry, and i can make a smoothie for you, shuckle said. and i know all of your personal secrets, shedninjia said. duskull gave a smile to shuckle and a you better not tell my secret glare. dont worry, i wont until your eliminated. shedninjia replied. ay, i think that be a good reason to stay in the game, barboach said. i like my music, but it is broken, i have no reason to live, eletrode said. ALL YOU NEED IS CAKE, torchic yelled. this is taking a long time, parasect said. this is a stand alone episode, along with a suprise at the end, butterfree said. how come you know more than me, paresect replied. because your not as inportant as me, butterfree said with a menacing voice. ill have to talk to the producers after this episode, paresect replied. excuse me hosts, but is their any nospasses competing, i have a personal loving for nosepasses, rotom said. no, your a creep, one might debute though, butterfree replied. yay, i like nospasss, rotom said. also, our next 3 contestant are ...JOLTIC, PURLOIN AND KLEFKLI. casta la va, contestants, klefki said. kiwi, kiwi, kiwi, joltic said in a tiny voice. i just want for you to know that i once 1 shotted a pokemon with pursuit, that shedninjia dident have a chance, purrloin said. kiwi, joltic said. duskull then waved at joltic. i shall be both of your loyal servant if you both join a allience with me, klefkli said. no way am i going to team up with that, aggron said. no way am i teaming up with him, metang replied. well then, i guess i wont be serving any of you, klefki said. both gave a grunt and then agreed. well, i also have my baker, metang said. and who is this baker, klefkli said. him, agron said as he pointed to torchic while he was eating cake. oh, uh, him, hes, different, klefkli said. HELLO, NEW, CAKEEEEEEEEEE, torchic yelled to nobody. i questioned why i picked him, metang replied. ditto, aggron and klefkli said. yes, i finally got swirlix out of wailmer, chansey said im alive, IM ALIVE, swirlix said. now i can give my fine introductions, carnivine said. ahhhhhhhhhhh, CANIVINES, SWIRLIX SAID AS HE ATEMTED TO DIVE IN WAILMERS MOUTH AGAIN, SORRY FOR CAPS LOCK. no, your not going back in there chansey said. ill just hide, swirlix said as he bolted. duskull gave swirlix a conserning look. ill have you know that i killed a zubat, i was only 20 levels above it, purrlloin said to silicoon. if i say that your weak, ill be a hypicrite since im a silicoon, so were buddys in the weak department, silicoon said. yeah, you know i was on a competitive team, i was faultered, DEATH FAUDER, purrloin replied. yes, were both so weak, silicoon said. kiwi kiwi kiwi, joltic said. oh your so cute, i always wanted a person that i can call litlle bro, lotad said. thats not cool man, grimer said. yeah, thats not cool, goomy replied. but woman love a good man who likes children, lotad replied. two chai, grimer replied. kiwi, pinaple, mango, joltic said. yeah, hes evolving his vocabulary, lotad replied. you better enjoy the rest of your life kid, zoaroark said. cookie, joltic said. finnaly, were done with the contestants, butterfree said. now, time to start the competision, parasect said. so, PEOPLE, THIS IS YOUR COMPETITORS, YOU WILL BE TOGETHER FOR DAYS AND NIGHTS, MONTHS, AND YOU MIGHT FIND YOUR WORST ENEMY, YOUR LOVE, OR YOUR FRIEND IN THIS COMPETISION, GET READY TO PLAY, TOTAL POKEMON ISLAND, butterfree said. i know that your doing a introductsion, buti have like 500,000 dollars, and if i give you this money, can i compete on the show, a pumkaboo said. wait, 500,000$ cash, parasect said. yes, 500,000$ cold hard cash, pumkaboo replied. sorry, but unless we can get another contestant, you cant compete, butterfree replied. suddenly a klink that was broken and lifeless washed upon the shore of the island. well, then, we now have 32 contestants, welcome pumkaboo and klink, parasect said to everyone. why is that klink dead, silicoon said. duskull shrugged his shoulders. ill just fix him, dunsparce replied. coconut, banana, joltic said. because of our suprize 2 person debuet, we are going to randomize a contestant today, that contestant will get a randomized contestaant to seek their fate in a game of claw macine, if they lose, the pokemon gets eliminated. if they win, the pokemon who led the other pokemon too win will get to choose a pokemon to be eliminated, now lets do the randomizer, parasect said. butterfree hit a lever and the person who appeared was klefkli, and the helper was torchic. im sorry aggron and metang, im doomed, klefkli said. HELLO NEW PERSON, DONT WORRRY, I WONT SEAL YOUR FATE, torchic said. my plans for this show are ruined, klefkli said. get in the claw macine, butterfree said. im sorry for my depature, klefkli said. now GO, parasect said. torchic just thre a cake at the crane, that suprizingly got klefkli, and lifted him into the prize spot. I TOLD YOU I WILL NOT MAKE YOUR TIME HERE SHORT, torchic yelled. w-what just happened, everybody who was their said. NOW MY CAKE, WHO SHOULD I BOOT FROM THE GAME, WAIT, THE Cake CHOOSES... DUSKULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, torchic yelled. duskull is seen having a shocked face while crying. wellllll, get in the death place cannon, ( parasect then cakles evily after he said that.) it shows that duskull is still tramautized, but when he saw the deathtrap, he looked very, very traumitized. get in, butterfree said. duskull is then seen in a cannon waving to his competitors. hey, purrloin is going to get on my railroad toomorow, crobat said. i now will reaveal his secrets, he went silent after a suicide atempt that punchered his vocal cords, that is all of his secrets, shedninjia said. everybody looked at duskull with looks of confusion or wonder and dissapointment. not that much of a secret, pumkaboo said. duskull then gave a confused face at shedninjia, and then smiled at everyone one else and then said in a very deep voice, good night, then he got launched off. so, will lotad ever get a mate, will joltic expand his vocabulary, will deliberd be less jolly, find out all of these questions and more on TOTAL POKEMON ISLAND, parasect said. see you next time, butterfree said. AUTHORS NOTE this is my first story, so please dont flame. ok, duskull, heres the roles he made, - cannon faughter - giving him a secret and a sentance for another season if i make one. - evening out the cast. - to be different ( elimination during introduction ) so there are his roles. also sorry if some pokemon dident get some screentime, its hard to balence, ill do more next chapter. the pokemon personalitys are owned by me, the pokemon are owned by nintendo, dont expect a update soon, i need to plan out the series more. BYE!

good night, see you in my dreams, duskull said.