Title: 1985

Summary: The song 1985 by Bowling for Soup LOTR style(NO MARY SUE)

Flavor: Parody/Humor

Rating:PG

Disclaimer: I own nothing, nothing at all.None of it is mine.Nope.Although I lay claim to one Legolas poster i own, and my LOTR calendar.

A/N: This is my first attempt at a LOTR fic, and it took me a very long time to finnally post this. LOTR is a sacred genre, and I would be the last person who ever want to disgrace it in anyway.I have not had the pleasure of reading the books, but i have seen all three movies in extended verisons,and i have read all of the Mellon Chronicles, and the Stories of Arda.If i got anything wrong please please let me know.

A/N2: Remember this is a song parody, anything i say about Aragorn being king of Gondor was only used to fit the song, Cause Im as obssesed with him as I am with Legolas, but i digress.:D

S/U: Bowling for Soup "1985"

Elanor just hit the wall

She never had it all

One altheas a day

Husbands always away

Her dreams went out the door

When she turned two hundred and twenty four

Only been in one war

And that was with a wild boar

She was gonna be a heroine

She was gonna be a star

Hanging with Glorifindel and sailing off to Valinor

Her friend Saruman is now the enemy

Looks at her avearge life and nothing has been alright since

Oropher and Elros

Way before Aragorn there was

Sauron and Morgoth

And dwarves still in Kazad Dhum

Her two closest friends say

She shouldve sailed away

Cause shes still preoccupied

with 19 19 1985

Shes read all the classics

She knows every line

The writings of Islidir

And the history of arda

She had a blast with Smaug

Not a big Elessar fan

Thought shed find her glory when she wrote her story

Wheres the tunic made of mithril?

And whos the other guy thats ruling Minas Tirith?

When did orcs live in Isengard?

Whatever happend to...

Dwarves, balrogs in moria

Oropher and Elros

Way before Aragorn there was

Sauron and Morgoth

And dwarves still in Kazad Dhum

Her two closest friends say

She shouldve sailed away

Cause shes still preoccupied

With 19 19 1985

She hates time make it stop

When did Amon Sul become a pile of rocks?

And when did a ranger become king of Gondor?

please make this stop stop stop

And bring back

Oropher and Elros

Way before Aragorn there was

Sauron and Morgoth

And dwarves still in Kazad Dhum

Her two closest friends say

She shouldve sailed away

Cause shes still preoccupied

With 1985

Oropher and Elros

Way before Aragorn there was

Sauron and Morgoth

And dwarves still in Kazad Dhum

Her two closest friends say

She shouldve sailed away

Cause shes still preoccupied

With 19 19 1985