Title: 1985
Summary: The song 1985 by Bowling for Soup LOTR style(NO MARY SUE)
Flavor: Parody/Humor
Rating:PG
Disclaimer: I own nothing, nothing at all.None of it is mine.Nope.Although I lay claim to one Legolas poster i own, and my LOTR calendar.
A/N: This is my first attempt at a LOTR fic, and it took me a very long time to finnally post this. LOTR is a sacred genre, and I would be the last person who ever want to disgrace it in anyway.I have not had the pleasure of reading the books, but i have seen all three movies in extended verisons,and i have read all of the Mellon Chronicles, and the Stories of Arda.If i got anything wrong please please let me know.
A/N2: Remember this is a song parody, anything i say about Aragorn being king of Gondor was only used to fit the song, Cause Im as obssesed with him as I am with Legolas, but i digress.:D
S/U: Bowling for Soup "1985"
Elanor just hit the wall
She never had it all
One altheas a day
Husbands always away
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned two hundred and twenty four
Only been in one war
And that was with a wild boar
She was gonna be a heroine
She was gonna be a star
Hanging with Glorifindel and sailing off to Valinor
Her friend Saruman is now the enemy
Looks at her avearge life and nothing has been alright since
Oropher and Elros
Way before Aragorn there was
Sauron and Morgoth
And dwarves still in Kazad Dhum
Her two closest friends say
She shouldve sailed away
Cause shes still preoccupied
with 19 19 1985
Shes read all the classics
She knows every line
The writings of Islidir
And the history of arda
She had a blast with Smaug
Not a big Elessar fan
Thought shed find her glory when she wrote her story
Wheres the tunic made of mithril?
And whos the other guy thats ruling Minas Tirith?
When did orcs live in Isengard?
Whatever happend to...
Dwarves, balrogs in moria
Oropher and Elros
Way before Aragorn there was
Sauron and Morgoth
And dwarves still in Kazad Dhum
Her two closest friends say
She shouldve sailed away
Cause shes still preoccupied
With 19 19 1985
She hates time make it stop
When did Amon Sul become a pile of rocks?
And when did a ranger become king of Gondor?
please make this stop stop stop
And bring back
Oropher and Elros
Way before Aragorn there was
Sauron and Morgoth
And dwarves still in Kazad Dhum
Her two closest friends say
She shouldve sailed away
Cause shes still preoccupied
With 1985
Oropher and Elros
Way before Aragorn there was
Sauron and Morgoth
And dwarves still in Kazad Dhum
Her two closest friends say
She shouldve sailed away
Cause shes still preoccupied
With 19 19 1985
