A/N: I "challenged" myself. Aren't I pathetic? The challenge: write a story everyday with the word of the from www. Dictionary .com (without the spaces). The word yesterday was invective which means insulting or abusive language. The result is this. Enjoy and please review.

Disclaimer: How much brownies should I make to own Harry Potter?

Invective

Dear diary,

I hate my life. Potter is following me like a lovesick puppy and Amos still didn't answer me. Remember that I told you that I gave him a letter to meet me near Barnabas the Barmy? Ever since then he keeps on giving me odd looks. And I don't even like him that much. Stupid Marlene shouldn't have dared me! I admit that he's cute, but he's so strung up and he probably doesn't even know how to spell the word fun. I envy Alice, the headgirl. She and Frank look so cute together. And what do I get? A stalker! He asks me out every second and hexes Snape on daily basis. He and his cronies annoy everybody with their so-called pranks. Peter is so different. He doesn't belong with them. It's cute when he acts so shy. The only problem is that he idolizes Prat 1 (Potter) and Prat 2 (Black).

Potter has that snitch that he catches and let's go again, right? Peter took it one time and let it go. He tried to catch it, but it was just out of his reach. Instead of helping him, Prat 1 and Prat 2 just started laughing. Peter was completely red in the face. Poor boy. I decided then that it was time for action and took off after the snitch. Well, just to add, I don't really have a good condition. But I still caught it. I was completely out of breath when I gave the snitch back to Prat 1 (who was still laughing). As thank you I got an offer to accompany it to Hogsmeade which I friendly declined.

See you later,

Lily.

Marlene: You're such a hypocrite. Those pranks are hilarious!

Dear diary,

Marlene is wrong. I am not a hypocrite. Anyway, I haven't written anything for quite a while, because so much has happened. Including a miracle. Potter hasn't asked me out at all! Not that I miss it, but what happened to him- it. Potter isn't worth to be called to like a human. Humans are homo sapiens, and especially the sapiens part doesn't fit him.

Hey Marlene! Stop reading! It's a diary. Diaries are supposed to be private! Marlene, stop trying to take my diary away from me! Sto-

Hello, my name is Marlene. I borrowed this diary from Lily. I know what you're thinking, but it's for her own sanity! Honestly, complaining about James can't be good for your health. What Lily wanted to write is the following:

During Transfiguration Peter messed up, as usual. But then he started swearing and shouting at Black. The three of them looked at Peter in shock. McGonagall put a silencing charm on him and told him to "stop using invectives". Remus took a dictionary and actually looked up what it meant. Honestly, who carries a dictionary around? Anyway, Lily doesn't like Peter anymore (thank god) and James hasn't asked Lily out anymore.

No Lily, I did not write that you love James, even though you do. No, of course I wasn't serious, Sirius is a boy, remember? Do I look like a boy? Don't start shouting! Hey, wait a minute, why is there a pan on your head? Huh? No, don't use violence! Don't pull, it might….

The book tore. Lily and Marlene both held half of it. The looked at each other and started laughing hysterically.