You can flame. WORDS WILL NEVER HURT ME! Well, maybe... it depends... ENJOY!
Disclaimer (or claimer!):
I don't own N.E.R.D.S. (I did once, in my dreams XD)
... umm... fine! Michael Buckley owns it! (fudge)
"Oh, is this one of those lie detectors?" Jackson said, eyeing the little black box once more. He noticed it was plugged into the electrical socket on the wall.
"No, I'm the lie detector. I'm allergic to lying," the shadow said.
Jackson giggled. "Allergic to lying. That's hilarious."
The shadow seemed to smile. "Every time you tell a lie and I detect it, it's going to send volts of electricity through your body. Ready to get started?"
Jackson winced and nodded as the shadow revealed itself. It was the Hyena, or Mindy.
"Jackson, have you ever kissed a girl?"
Jackson hesitated. "Of course I have."
Jackson watched as Mindy's right arm swelled to the size of a watermelon. She scratched at it furiously. You lied." She began to move her finger to the black box, and then pulled it away and grinned slyly.
"Jackson Jones, who used to be the most popular and handsome boy in school hasn't kissed a girl… I'm shocked, Jackson, really." Mindy pretended to gasp, tracing her finger over Jackson's chest seductively. "And with abs to die for!" Mindy sighed. She traced her finger over his muscled arm very slowly.
Jackson couldn't take it anymore. He ripped open his button-down shirt and revealed his rock-hard abs.
Mindy's eyes grew wide. "Jackson—"
The mere sight of Mindy breathless was too seductive for Jackson. He pulled Mindy's shoulders closer and kissed her passionately. After a few seconds Mindy kissed back. It seemed like forever until they heard a knocking on the door.
"Hyena? Braceface? What's going on in there? Open up!" They heard the voice of Ms. Holiday say.
Jackson hurriedly buttoned his shirt, fumbling with the buttons. Suddenly the door crashed to the ground.
"Ms. Holiday! I—uhh… we—" the Hyena started.
"Jackson, out!" Ms. Holiday replied with an angry tone as Jackson hurried out the door.
Ms. Holiday's angry frown turned into a sly grin as she closed the door and sat down on the chair opposite to Mindy.
"So, anything fun happened?" the librarian said, winking.
"Um… we-" Mindy mumbled to herself
Just then, the school bell rang.
"Bye, Ms. Holiday! Gotta go!" the embarrassed spy said quickly, eager to get out of trouble.
"Oh, no. You sit right there and tell me what happened. Now, if you please."
"Well, um..." Mindy leaned forward and whispered what had happened to Ms. Holiday as the librarian's eyes lit up and grinned mischievously.
After many embarrassing minutes, Ms. Holiday said, "Well, it's getting quite late, and you better go. I have something... to do with Agent Brand, if you know what I mean..."
"Okay, bye!"
And as Mindy walked home, she thought it was, after all, the best day ever.
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