Here's my list of things that I've learned from Supernatural. Not all of these are mine, I've had help with my twitter friends. Everything comes from season 1 to season 8. Enjoy!


1. When you're in West Nevada, East is practically all there is.

2. If your friend turns into a druggie, douse him with holy water or be like Sam and kick his butt.

3. Dean can still smirk and be a smartass from behind a surgical mask.

4. Pestilence likes to cause random cases of the Swine Flu.

5. Apparently the four horsemen of the Apocalypse have a "stable boy".

6. God is not on any flat-bread.

7. Everyone drops dead eventually, so coroners have great job security.

8. When Sam says "keep driving", you better keep driving.

9. That stuff boiling on the stove? Yeah, it's NOT tomato soup.

10. Whatever the situation, pie always seals the deal.

11. A little faith in your big brother can change your destiny.

12. There is someone behind you, and you are either saying really inappropriate things, or being captured by gods.

13. Angels have Witness Protection too.

14. "Don't mock my world turtle!"

15. Never trust a Trickster… unless you're uber-boned and he's your only option.

16. Never agree to stay in a 4 star hotel in the middle of nowhere!

17. Dean's pretty badass but Sammy's in a whole other league.

18. Always raise a bigger puppy than thy neighbor.

19. My fear of needles might be a good thing.

20. Salt is the cure. Once you mention salt, all the evil demons run like hell.

21. We all have our parts to play. Some of us are heroes, some of us are dinner.

22. Gabriel will totally uber-bone you because he's mad a Daddy.

23. Never eat at an All-You-Can-Eat buffet when people keep disappearing.

24. Never trust a demon, no matter how smooth-talking he/she is.

25. Sam and Dean - even though they are hunters - cannot lie to a doctor about being crazy people.

26. Always carry the magic knife on you. You never know when you'll run into a demon.

27. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake-hole.

28. Dean is a kid at heart.

29. Gabriel has wings. Like Kotex.

30. Dean is in fact, Batman.

31. Nobody messes with a man's wheels.

32. Whoever pretends to be an FBI agent is just nutty.

33. There's a difference between protection against demon salt and oops I spilt the popcorn salt.

34. The Easter bunny is Jewish.

35. It's never a good thing when ghosts start getting creative.

36. Whenever you don't want to get it in the nuts, speak Japanese.

37. Sam hates genital herpes commercials.

38. If her name is Jasmin, then she's a stripper.

39. Humming Metallica always calms your nerves.

40. Sam has always been a freak.

41. Bobby is not a ditchable prom date.

42. Nobody sleeps with their peepers open.

43. French fries are deep fried crack.

44. "Don't be scared of Donny. He's a sweetheart. It's Marie you've got to look out for. She smells fear."

45. If the elevator gets stuck with you in it, don't try to be a hero and climb out, you might get squished.

46. An Impala can drive thousands of miles and never die.

47. Table salt is more than just a condiment for food.

48. Demons use iPhones.

49. Apparently, Death is a card carrying member of Team Free Will.

50. Apparently, Death will spare Chicago just for the pizza.


This is not the end! There are many, many, MANY more to come!

If you have anything thing to add, message it to me and I'll post it with your kudos. :)

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-Elly