The Elric Brothers, Winry (She's not s'pose to be but I'm adding her), Hohenheim, Lee/Greed, Lanfan, Foo, Scar, two Chimeras (They do have names, but I forget them, sorry guys. Ones a lion and Human chimera, ones a frog/toad and human chimera.), Pride (he's in a rock thing, playing with Al's head.) Dr. Marcoh are inside a building that Hohenheim constructed out of raw materials, complete with benches. Poor Ed is extremely sick, and Hohenheim is taking care of him. Hohenheim has gave Ed more cough syrup without knowing that Ed has already had a dose five minutes ago.(so Ed is a bit loopy, okay very loopy.)This is short and unfortunately won't happen, ever, but it is a nice thing to think about.
Hohenheim carries Ed into the building, and lays him down gently on the bench. He moves Ed's braided hair out of his face. By this time, Ed is somewhat conscience and knows what he is saying. Hohenheim approaches Ed slowly, and everybody else moves 3 to 4 benches back, so they can be safe distance away, and can still hear.
"Edward,Can I sit by you?" asks Hohenheim.
Ed opens his eyes, and looks up at Hohenheim. By now the effects of both medicines are taking control.(He'll be fine I promise, just please don't try this at home, as a joke on your friends, or to see what effects it'll have on you.)
"Sure." says Ed
He closes his eyes, and Hohenheim sits down and places Ed's head on his lap. So Ed's hair won't accidentally get caught when Hohenheim moves, or gets up from the bench. Given how close he is sitting. to Ed. Ed wakes up, and glares at his dad. Everyone holds their breath. Ed blushes.
"Your legs hard." he says
He puts his head back down, making his self very comfortable.
"So you're okay laying on my lap?" asks Hohenheim
Ed, blushes bigger, he lifts his head slowly.
"It could be the cough syrup talking. But truthfully, yes.," says Ed" It feels nice."
"Really?" asks Hohenheim
"Man you're a pain in the ass." says Ed
Hohenheim gets up to leave, but Ed grabs his arm clinging to it.
"You can stay, actually I'd prefer, if you did." says Ed
Hohenheim smiles sits down, and Ed lays down, putting his head on his Hohenheim's lap. Hohenheim puts his jacket over Ed, letting Ed sleep. Winry describes everything to Al, so he knows what is happening. Five minutes later, Hohenheim compares Ed's forehead to his own, checking Ed's temperature.
"Well you're temperature is breaking nicely." says Hohenheim.
Ed, blushing (this is when both medicine takes hold) looks up to Hohenheim.
"Daddy….," starts Ed,he starts chuckling at himself."Kind of childish, laying on your lap."
"Calling me 'Daddy'?" offers Hohenheim
Ed hides his face deeply in Hohenheim's lap and nods. He comes up, enough so everyone can understand what he is saying.
"I'm embarrassed, but I'm fine with saying like a child, feels very nice. " says Ed, truthfully
"Get some sleep, I'll wake you up later, I promise. Okay, Daddy promises." says Hohenheim
"O-Okay, G-Night Daddy." says Ed
"I love you, too. Goodnight Ed." says Hohenheim
Ed falls asleep quickly.
"Awwwwwwwwwwwwww" says everyone, even Al.
"Shh! You'll wake him. " says Hohenheim
The End
A/N: The medicine that Ed is taking is way too much for someone of his age and size, what Dr. Marcoh gave him is more than enough for Ed to take. Hohenheim giving him more than that was really dangerous despite it being on accident, but as it just made Ed loopy he is just fine, as long as it doesn't happen again. Also medicine affects everyone differently, for example 2 benadryls may knock you out in a couple minutes but 2 benadryls may not knock out your friend. This story is also just for fun so again please don't try this at home.
