Ciao~! So yeah, this is my very messed up version of the Gauken Hetalia meme from dA. I took out the. . . health class and the crush/lover thing since that'll be incorporated in this along the way. This isn't really AU, but it does take place in the World Academy. Our victim, um, I mean subject for the day will be Iggy cause. . . well, I don't really have a reason why, but oh well.
Homeroom with Germany
Ugh, homeroom. Why am I even here?
My name is Arthur Kirkland, also known as the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Yes, I know, it's a long name. Well, you might be wondering why I'm here in homeroom. To be more specific, Germany's homeroom. In the World Academy. Well, it all started as a bet with France. I was drunk again at a local pub after a World Conference at America's place when the frog decide to come in. He and I made a little bet about something I can't even remember and apparently, I lost. The next day, I wake up to find the bloody French frog in my house yelling at me to get ready for school.
School.
So yeah, that's how I got here. Stupid French frog. Well, it also involves some slight blackmailing, but I won't get into that right now.
"Hey, Jerk England!"
Yes, and that's Peter Kirkland, my annoying little brother. After hearing about me losing the bet, a bunch of countries decided to get involved and signed up to become my classmates and teachers for the week.
"Did you see who the math teacher is? Cause I heard that it's that scary Russian guy that Raivis is afraid of!" Peter yells, before spotting the small Latvian entering the room and rushing over to him.
"Yes, his name is Ivan by the way. . ." I sighed, why did I ever build that annoying fort? If I knew Peter was going to come with it, I would've burned it down by now.
. . . And speaking of annoying.
"Ve~ Hey Germany, I need to get back to class now, I'll see you at lunch, 'kay? But don't bring any of your yucky wurst!" Italy exclaims as he envelopes my blushing German homeroom teacher in a bone-crushing hug.
As the cheerful Italian skips out of the room and towards what I believe is America's class, Germany mutters a quiet, "O-okay, Feli."
"Yo, Iggy!"
Dear God no.
"What are you doing here you bloody git?" I snapped at my bigger, very cheerful ex-colony. Who happens to be sitting on my desk.
"Just wanted to drop by and say hi, Artie!"
Seriously, how did he get to be a teacher? Oh yeah, they did a random drawing for that. Explains why the principal is Lovino Vargas, also known as the irritable southern Italy.
Suddenly, the American national anthem starts playing.
"EVERYONE SHUT UP." Germany yells. The whole room- heck, the whole school, goes silent.
After that horrid song is done playing and everyone says the pledge of allegiance (well, mostly just Alfred since he's the only one who knows it), the first period bell starts ringing and homeroom is over. English class, here I come.
Yep, I know it's really short, but the other parts will be longer. There will be 6 academic classes in this, and a counseling and tutoring thing at the end. The teachers will remain a mystery for now, but I do have them all figured out. Anyways, what did you think? Hated this? Highly disliked it? Share your thoughts by reviewing please~ =3
