NWA's Fuck Tha Police, Sonic Style!


Hi guys! It's theRASTAproject with another fic. This time it is a song/romance/friendship/real life-like fanfic. This is in honor of the most dangerous old skool rap group, the NWA. To understand this fan fic, when the characters begin and when Shadow raps his part, listen to the song. If not, well just use your imagination. Have fun! Rated T+ for really bad cursing.

Again, I do not own any Sega© characters or the Archie Characters. I do own Joel Ortiz, the white wolf along with Mimi and Alana the Hedgehog.

Ages: (alphabetically.)

Alana (Small Scene): 17

Amy: 17

Joel: 17

Julie-Su: 17

Knuckles: 18

Mimi: 17

Sally: 18

Scourge: 18 ½

Shadow: 18 ½

Silver: 18 ½

Sonia: 16

Sonic: 18


Chapter 1: The Beginning.

It was an ordinary day at Mobius High School. Everyone in Drama class is to do a reenactment of something that was shocking. Sonic, Shadow, Scourge, Silver, and Knuckles did not like the project but then they decided to do something that was shocking and that would turn the school upside down.

"How about the song, American Idiot by Green Day?" Sonic asked pulling his shirt collar.

"NO!" The group replied.

"You are the official idiot." Scourge yelled out as he threw a paper ball at Sonic's head. "It's not even shocking." Shadow complains as he too aims a paper ball for his head. "Sonic, this will not work." Silver criticized as he throws a paper ball for his forehead.

"American Idiot must be the dumbest idea you've ever had." Knuckles replied as he hits a paper ball on Sonic's back.

Then Knuckles and Shadow had an idea. They then say in unison, "Hey! Why don't we do the NWA song, Fuck tha Police! YEAH!" they then gave high-fives to one another. Sonic gives it a second thought and then decided that this was what they are gonna do.

"Guys, hold up. We need to see if this idea has everything we need."

The group groans 'aw man, c'mon'. "Guys, lets take a good look at the idea. Is it shocking?'

Scourge then answers, "How can it be not shocking, the title says all."

"Ok then that's checked off, and is it hilarious and cool?"

Knuckles and Shadow then say, "Man! How can't it hilarious and cool? Hilarious cuz the police guy gets arrested. Cool because it gives us total freedom to curse as much as we like."

"Then we are gonna do this!" They all pitched in and got it all ready in the next 3 days. When they finally made the decision, rumors had spread like wildfire. Many wondered who would be who. Many expected Shadow to be Eazy-E or Scourge to become Ice Cube or that Knuckles will be MC Ren. Everyone already knew Sonic was gonna be Dr. Dre, since he has almost no lines.

Amy and Julie-Su were talking outside near the school doors.

"Did you hear about the new marriage law? All of us are to marry before any guy eligible to marry us turns 25, or else we are to be in an arranged marriage by our own government." Julie-Su spoke out.

"Ugh! That is so not fair; the marriage law is so stupid! Why do we have to marry after high school? I don't like this at all!" Amy protested

"Me too, my parents want me to marry Knuckles." Julie-Su replied.

"No way, but Knuckles is a nice guy, so I wouldn't worry. Me on the other hand, I don't think I will get married."

"That would be good news for Shadow, he might want you."

"Jules!"

As they kept on talking they see Shadow and Knuckles. Amy waves at them to come over. They came over and then Amy changed the subject began to talk, "So I heard you guys are doing NWA! That's gonna be so cool! And Shadow, I truly hope you become Eazy-E!"

"Well, Amy we don't know yet who's doing what. And I would like to become Eazy-E." All Amy did was smile and brush away her long quills. Julie-Su then turns to Knuckles and asks, "So are you down with the part of MC Ren?"

"I think so, No one else in the group, not including Shadow cuz he could do an awesome Eazy-E impersonation, had the guts to be him." Julie-Su then said, "Well good luck, because MC Ren has the most parts, unlike Dr. Dre."

Knuckles then gulped and pulls his shirt collar in nervousness at what she had just said He then turns over to Shadow and ask,

"Does MC Ren have a lot of words?" Shadow nodded and then turned to Amy, who begged him to do his Eazy-E Impersonation. He couldn't say no to her for some reason, so he decided to do it. He cleared his throat, turned on the music, played "FUCK THA POLICE," and began.

"I'm tired of the muthafuckin' jackin. Sweatin my gang while I'm chillin at the shacking. Shining the light in my face and for what? Maybe it's because I kick so much butt, I kick ass or maybe cuz I blast on a stupid assed nigga while I'm playing with the trigger of an Uzi or an AK, cuz the police always got something stupid to say. They put up my picture with silence, cuz my identity by itself causes violence and E with the criminal behavior, well yeah I'm a gangsta, but still I got flavor. Without a gun and a badge what do you got? A sucka in a uniform waiting to get shot by me or another nigga, and whether they got it don't matter if he's Smaller or Bigger. And as you all know, E's here to rule, when ever I'm rolling keep lookin in the mirror and if on cue, yo, so I can hear a dumb muthafucker with a gun, and if I'm rolling off the 8, he'll be the one that I take, out and get away, when I'm driving off laughing, this is what I'll say…"

The bell rings, meaning free period is over. When Shadow begins to leave, Amy grabs his arm and says, "I hope you are Eazy-E! You really know your stuff, and…you're…well…cute got to go bye." Amy then rushes off to class. Shadow was surprised at what she said. But he then shrugs it of and heads for his class. They were to see if their idea was a good one. When the group was called, the teacher smiled at them, which scared them a bit.

"Well boys, this is a very good idea, but do you know why NWA did this song for?"

All the guys played with their shirts in embarrassment and turned to Shadow, who knew a lot about the NWA and 1990's History. Shadow began to remember and had then said, "This song was written on how mad they were against the Los Angeles police when the attacked and arrested motorist, Rodney King for being black and for speeding. The NWA respected King for coming out with this. So when they heard this, they quickly attacked with that song. It became famous in the underground music and with the public who were angry with what happened with King." Then Scourge says, "Yeah and that they wanted to be heard and wanted the LAPD to know that they won't let it slide while they're around, causing serious issues in LA until the late 1990's."

(A/N: It aint true. They made the song because Dr Dre and Eazy E got arrested for a drive-by paintball shooting. They were disgusted.)

The teacher claps and says, "Well, Mr. Shadow, I'm surprised you know your history of things and you too Scourge."

"That's why I pass Music History." Shadow claimed as he 'V8's' Scourge on his forehead. The guys were shocked at what Shadow and Scourge had just told the teacher. They had no idea that he knew that much. Sonic then asks, "So we can do this?"

"Yes you may. The cursing is allowed because it is a part of that history. I'll make sure the principal knows about your plans."

"OK!" They then go back to their desks and began to figure out who will do what. They all turned to Shadow and Scourge. Scourge begins by saying, "OK the guys involved with the NWA are MC Ren, Ice Cube, DJ Yella, Dr. Dre, and Eazy-E." Shadow then talks. "Well, now we need to see who does who. I think I should do Eazy-E, it's only the best." The other guys agreed, except Scourge.

"Since when do you suddenly say that you're Eazy-muthafuckin E?" he was really steamed. Shadow says, "Well first thing, if you know anything about acting, is that you need to be good at what you are doing. You, sorry to say, when I'm not, your Eazy-E impersonation is really bad. You're just too intimidating to be him, just be Ice Cube."

"Is that a Challenge, Shady?"

"What if it is, Scourge?" He was very mad and was about to attack Shadow in the classroom.

Sonic, Silver and Knuckles had an idea. They were talking about their history class, not the class itself, but the two familiar girls in the class. Knuckles then said to Sonic and Silver if they won't quit the fighting, they will have to find a way to say who is who. It involved girls and only the nice and pretty ones. They sneaked out of the fight and called girls to the auditorium and had set up a courtroom. Knuckles is the judge on whose Eazy-E. Sonic and Silver along with Memphiles' and Espio's help, got Shadow and Scourge to the 'courtroom' in one piece. When they got there, they see girls in the jury stand. Shadow then sees Amy, who he knew supported him. Seeing Amy, he had a weird feeling in his body. They the hedgehogs were seated on each side, Shadow on the right, Scourge on the left. Silver comes in and says,

"OK Ladies, you all must wonder why Sonic, Knuckles, and I called you here for. Well, our friends, Scourge and Shadow are fighting over who gets to be the super awesome Eazy-E. Should it be Shadow or Scourge?" They girls begin to talk on what Silver just said. Amy and Cream were right next to each other and when she mentioned Shadow, Amy was not listening and was just sitting there staring at a certain black hedgehog.

"Amy did you listen to what I was saying?" Cream asked as she snapped her fingers in front of her.

"Huh? Oh sorry, Cream. I was just thinking about something." Cream was suspicious.

"Something? or someone?" Cream giggles and points her pinky towards Shadow. "Ugh! Cream! You! Erg! NO WAY I Don't like Shadow!"

"Positive Amy?"

Before she answered, the red echidna judge yells and hits his gavel, "ORDER IN THE COURTROOM! ORDER NOW!"

The room turns silent. "OK this is more like it! OK now we need to see who deserves the part more. Shadow or Scourge. No favorites!"

The girls agreed and court was in session. Knuckles began, "OK what's the problem?" Tails, who played Shadow's Lawyer, came up and said, "Your honor, I think My client, SHADOW T. HEDGEHOG, Should get the part. He obviously knows what he is doing and does a very good impersonation. He obviously deserves the part, does he not, Ladies?"

The girls begin to talk and shout on the subject until once again, Knuckles had to yell out and bangs his gavel, "ORDER! ORDER! ORDER!" The room turned silent. "OK, Next?"

Then Antoine comes up to the stand and says, "Well, your honor, I believe my client, SCOURGE T. HEDGEHOG, deserves the part. He knows more about the history of Rap than Shadow."

Then the kit shouts out, "Objection! If Shadow didn't know his Rap History, why is he passing Music History? Care to explain?"

The girls then begin to argue over again. The red echidna yells and bangs hid gavel, "ORDER DAMNIT! ORDER, ORDER, ORDER!"

Sonic looks over at Knuckles and says, "Geez Knuckles. You have serious anger issues." Shadow then comes up to the stand.

Sonic walks up with a book and says in his best Dr. Dre impersonation,

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help your black ass?!"

"YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT!"

"Then tell everyone what the fuck you got to say!"

"OK HERES WHAT THE FUCK I GOT TO SAY." Silence came in the room.

"Here's MY Eazy-E impersonation." He begins to clear his throat and then begins to Rap. After the rap, he sat back down and gave Amy thumbs up.

Many 'oohed' and 'ahhed' at his impersonation. They then though that Scourge should be given the right to make a statement. The green hedge began. After he did his impersonation, they did not like his impersonation. It was too intimidating and hardcore. After one full hour of complaints and mudslinging, the jury tried to get a verdict. After half an hour, Knuckles called both Hedgehogs up to the Stand.

"Ladies, what's the vote?"

First girl up was Sally. She voted: Scourge

Second girl was Julie-Su. She voted: Shadow

Third was Amy. She obviously voted: Shadow

Fourth was Cream. She voted: Scourge

Fifth was Rouge. She voted: Scourge

Sixth was Fiona. She voted: Shadow

Seventh was Wave. She voted: Scourge

Eighth was Mina. She voted: Shadow

Ninth was Sonia. She voted: Scourge

Tenth was Blaze. She voted: Shadow

Eleventh was Cosmo. She voted: Scourge

Twelfth was Mimi. She voted: Neutral

Last was Bunnie. She voted: Shadow

"I don't believe this. It's a tie!" Sonic and Silver shouted.

Noise was back in the courtroom. "ORDER! ORDER I SAY!" Knuckles shouted as he smashes his gavel on the desk. Order came in tact once again. Knuckles then decided to call a certain pink hedgehog up to the stand.

"Amy Rose, Please come up to the stand." She did what she was told and came over to the stand.

"Amy, you have been chosen to be out tie breaker. We need you to vote who will be Eazy-E." She went over to the desk with a marker and a piece of paper. After two seconds, she nods her head, meaning she was ready to give the verdict.

"Amy now give us your verdict." The pink hedgehog raises the sheet. The answer was, Shadow.

Knuckles then conclude, "OK Ladies and Germs, case closed. Shadow, you are officially Eazy-E. As for Scourge, due to the fact his impersonation was very intimidating, you will be Ice Cube. Thanks, girls. Just for helping us out, you will be in the courtroom scene during out reenactment." The girls cheered and applauded at Knuckles' announcement and cheered knowing that Shadow will be Eazy-E. No one was happier than Amy.

Scourge walks up to Knuckles and says, "Whatever, At least I don't have to worry about going first. All though, you have a lot to do, knucklehead."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP."

"LATER KNUCKLEHEAD." Knuckles was steamed due to being stupid on picking MC Ren. He had so many lyrics to get down. He had a lot for a small act. All he knew that MC Ren was a member of the NWA. He hangs up the judge costume and begins to laugh at the thought of Sonic being Dr. Dre and in that judge costume. "Heh, Sonic as a judge. Ha, I crack my self up. Crack, ha."

Cream then comes up to Amy and says, "Are you sure that you don't like Shadow?"

"He's just my friend. Anyways, why would he care for me? He might just see me as an acquaintance of just a friend."

"If you say so." She nods and sees Shadow walking off the podium to the door, and she rushes over to him.

When Shadow heads out the door of the 'courtroom', he sees Amy. She walks up to him and begins to apologize. "Look, Shadow, I'm sorry for earlier. I was just out of it at the time. So what ever I said, don't believe it, K?"

"Um…sure…I guess."

"Thanks! Shadow you're the best. Hope you rock out loud Friday!' She gives him a hug and Shadow, to his surprise, accepted the gesture.

What is wrong with me? Why don't I push her away like I used to? Am I, the Ultimate Life Form falling for Rose? No, not possible. She said so herself, the things she said were false. No, wait. She might have feelings; she just doesn't want to tell me, yet. I'll wait for her to confess. That's what I should do or should I confess. I don't know.

"Well, Eazy-E, now that you are official, what you will do next?"

"Hmm…I will be practicing and making sure that I know every single part. Also, I am making sure the others are in position." He then looks at Amy with a smirk and grabs her waist and pins her to the floor of the 'courtroom'. She looks at him in fear. "Um…Shadow, what are you gonna do?" She looks at him in fear. Luckily the bell rang, saving her from what's to come. "Um…Shadow, can you get off me now?" Shadow realized what he was doing and tried to figure out what to say. "No worries. Well, I'll see you around, OK?"

The ebony hedgehog nods. As he walks away in victory, he thinks, what just happened back there? All I remember is that Amy came up to congratulate be and the next thing, I'm on top of her with my hands wrapped around her waist. Shadow; snap out of it, she's just an acquaintance. He then leaves through the auditorium doors.