A/N: So, turned my hand to poetry, and I think my wrist is broken now. That'll learn me.

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Ode to the Charming Sisters.

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Halliwell One, Halliwell Two,

Halliwell Three, Four.

Halliwell eldest, pretty green eyes;

she squints to shut the door.

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Ginger Halliwell,

(yes, I mean Paige)

who pouts, but not with regret,

as she picks out her clothes,

orange, red, knitted, blue, lime green, silver, dots, burgandy, black, stripey, yellow, purple, satin, navy, lacey leatherette

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Halliwell Sarcastic,

(I think she's fantastic)

Can literaly blow you away;

with a flick of her wrist, she's not to be dissed,

So often she saves the day.

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And Halliwell Ho,

Just couldn't say 'No'

Be you beast, or demon or man.

I want her away, not tomorrow, but today!

We'll have revenge! *whistles for Shan*!

*slaps her upside the head with a pan*

*pushes her under a passing van*

*kicks her off to Greasy Dan*

*Shouts* Pheeble, you're out of this clan!

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Fin.