One day Dr. Mario was looking at some old family photos. He realized then just how putrid his son Mario was. So he went to Mario's apartment and took a jackhammer to the iconic plumber. Mario was dead! Then the cops bust in. "Dr. Mario, you are under arrest for the murder of Mario."
"Okay," Dr. Mario said, "just take these pills first." Then he handed them pills.
"What are these?" the cops said.
"Tylenol." Then the cops ate the pills and died because they were actually cyanide. Then Dr. Mario escaped. Now he had done it. He could no longer show his face in society. One day when his hood slipped for a minute, suddenly Luigi came charging at him with an axe.
"You'll fucking pay for what you did to my bro!" he screamed and cut off Dr. Mario's arm. Dr. Mario then injected a lethal dose of heroin into Luigi's veins in revenge. Dr. Mario then had to get a mechanical arm.
One day the cops showed up in the alley where he was hiding and tossed a grenade at him. But he used his cape to reflect it back at them. "Ah good, now I don't have to dumpster dive for dinner tonight," Dr. Mario said. Then he realized that this could be a permanent solution.
Wario was sound asleep when suddenly he heard someone bust down his front door! "Fuck!" he screamed and grabbed his gun. He ran downstairs but was hit on the head with a baseball bat from behind. Before he knew it, Dr. Mario was dragging him into the kitchen. "No please!" Wario screamed as Dr. Mario shoved him into the oven. It was quite a good meal. Waluigi didn't even get to wake up before he faced the same fate.
Then Daisy ran into the room and before Dr. Mario had a chance to resist Daisy had swallowed him whole. Then Metal Mario killed Daisy with a sock filled with frozen sprite cranberry and then drank a chug jug. But then Dr. Mario burst out of Daisy's stomach and had sex with Metal Mario. But then Metal Mario turned evil and took over Dr. Mario's Hospital.
So Dr. Mario rallied his friends (Birdo, Toadsworth, Baby Petey Piranha, and Minecraft Steve) and raided the hospital and killed Metal Mario. But then Dr. Mario remembered he was still wanted for killing Mario! But it was too late; Ted Cruz came and blew up the hospital, killing the notorious criminal Dr. Mario at last.
