A/N: Hello all, This is a one-shot based on the urban legend "Humans can lick, too". But this verson contains DIP. Read at your own risk!
Demons Can Lick, Too
Pip had been left home alone alot latley. Everytime his parents went out they told him to lock the doors and windows. Pip did as he was told. One day his parents had bought him a gaurd dog to protect him. Pip liked the idea.
One Thursday Pip's parents went to a party. At around 9:30 they left, leaving Pip home alone. After a few hours of watching Terrance and Phillip, he went to bed. He remembered what his parents told him. So Pip locked all of the windows and doors. His guard dog slept next to him on the floor. Pip snuggled under his blankets and went to sleep.
A few hours later Pip was awakened by a dripping sound. He went to the bathroom, thinking it was the faucet. He inspected the tap, turned it off, and went back to his room. Pip stuck his hand over the bed, letting the dog lick his hand for reasurence. A couple hours later, again, he was awoken again by the same noise.
DRIP...DRIP...DRIP
Pip got up and went into the kitchen. He looked at the time, it was 4:40 AM. He inspected the kitchen faucet, and turned off. As he walked back to his room upstairs he heard a loud thump. He yelped and ran to his room. When he got back into his room he stuck his hand out and let the dog lick it again. He drifted off to sleep once more.
DRIIIIIIP...DRIIIIIIP...DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
Pip was outraged. He got out of bed and went to the place he forgot to check...his own bathroom in his room. He went into the bathroom. He flipped on the light and opened the shower curtain. There, on the curtain rod, was his dog. Skinned and beheaded. It's blood was dripping into a puddle, which was the sound he had heard. Pip screamed at the top of his lungs and went back into his room to find a weapon.
His foot stepped in something wet. Pip looked down and found a small message written in blood.
DEMONS CAN LICK, TOO MY BEAUTIFUL!
Pip gasped and stuck his head under the bed. He saw two glowing red eyes staring back at him.
It was Damien.
