Mickey (to the tune of Weird Al Yankovic's "Yoda," which is itself a parody of "Lola" by The Kinks)

I met him in the street back in Twilight TownWhere the sky is orange and the pavement is a little sticky, S-T-Icky sticky.
I saw the little runt wearing nothing but black
And when I asked him his name, in a squeaky voice he said, It's Mickey. It's M-m-m-Mickey

Well, I've been around, but I ain't ever found
A guy who looks like a man with ears so giant and round
Oh, my Mickey. M-m-m-m-Mickey.
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can summon a Keyblade just by raising his hand
Oh, my Mickey. M-m-m-m-Mickey.

Yeah, I started working just a week before
And I've never ever seen a ninja before
But Namine told me to do what I did
I listened to Mickey and he showed me Yen Sid!
'Cause I'm not the type who would argue with them
And it looks like my journey's startin' over again
With my Mickey. M-m-m-m-Mickey.

So I used my key
I backslashed a box
I crushed all the rocks
Then flew in the air
When my HP got low, I saw Mickey there

He said, Sora, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray let your heart be your guide.
Oh, that Mickey. M-m-m-m-Mickey.
I know that Riku's really got you cheesed
But remember, you can't kill him 'cause the game's rated G
So said Mickey. M-m-m-m-Mickey

I hear that Org XIII just captured my friends
So I'm gonna have to go and save them again
I know I'll win, yeah, of that, I'm sure-a
'Cause this franchise makes a mega ton of money for Nomura

This long term contract I had to sign
Says I'll be making these games untill the end of time
With my Mickey. M-m-m-m-Mickey.