Hey guys. This is the start of my thirty kisses challenge. Just note that it will not be updated everyday nor all in thirty days. Basically it's a 30 kisses with no time limit.

This uses the original list.


Day1 "Say ah..."

Cookies and Kisses

Jaune massaged his temples as he attempted to dispel his aching headache but to no avail. He buried his head in his girlfriend's pillow losing himself as he breathed in the last remains of her aroma. It was just one of the many benefits he enjoyed by dating The Invincible Girl.

That and her training. He had definitely improved tons from when he first entered Beacon thanks to her efforts. Probably about fifty percent of their training sessions, though, involved him melting away to the scent of her perfume, mixed with a hint of sweat, and dazing to her soothing voice while subconsciously following her instructions. And about fifty percent of those sessions ended up with the two of the kissing in a fierce makeout session...

"Hey Jaune." The sniper-scythe wielding girl mumbled as she sat on the edge of his own bed across from Pyrrha's, forsaking the common practice of knocking. "Where's the rest of team JNPR?"

Jaune decided to answer her as he lifted his upper body while rubbing his fist into his eyes, successfully purging the small amount of sleepiness he acquired before she appeared

"Out. Shopping for groceries."

"The cafeteria provides great food already. Why would they need to go shopping?"

"Pancakes. Nora only likes them when Ren cook them."

"Oh. Hey are you okay? You seem... stressed." Ruby's smile was soon replaced by a concerned frown as she placed a small hand on his shoulder, letting her feet touch the ground to cover the height difference between the two of them.

"Meh. I'm not 'stressed'." He was totally stressed. Between unpredictable training, Port's tall tales, Oobleck's history lessons, and Goodwitch's combat classes in which involve him crossing his fingers and clenching his teeth in an effort to message the gods to choose someone else to be their punching bag... yeah, he was stressed.

"Here,-" Ruby reached into the pouch at her side, pulling out a perfectly circular chocolate chip cookie." -eat this."

"Hot showers, bubble baths, warm beaches, saunas, kisses, alcohol, sex. Those are all good for stress relief. Don't think massive amount of sugar was on that list." Jaune easily explained as he rubbed his neck trying to ease what started this whole conversation in the first place.

"Just try it. It always works for me and Yang."

Yang and I he almost told her, but instead he whispered it under his breath.

"Fine. Give it here." He outstreched his hand, signaling for the weapon freak to place the cookie in his palm.

"Say ah..." He rolled his eyes, but didn't stop her from hand-feeding him the cookie. He bit into the dessert, leaving a perfect impression of his teeth.

"Mmm... damn, that was actually pretty good." He reached for the crescent of a cookie that was left and plopped it into his mouth. "I don't suppose you can spare a few more... for me?"

"Of course... how's this" Ruby teased, almost seducingly even, and magically pulled out a few more from her side. He chalked her seducingly sounding voice up to his wild imagination, or maybe just her cookie obsession pickling his brain.

"Mmm... mmm!"

"How's that for stress relief?" She joked as she zipped up her cookie pouch.

-/-

"See you guys later for practice." Pyrrha called out to the departing N and R of her team as they went seperate ways at the intersection in the first-year dorms.

She headed back to team JNPR's dorm room, bumping into a couple members of team RWBY who seemed to be searching for their leader.

"Ugh, watch whe-, oh Pyrrha nice meeting you here." It was the girl with hair as white as snow who spoke this time, brushing herself off from their little exchange.

"Hello, Weiss. Yang. Where are you guys going in such a rush?"

"Oh miss team leader just ran off somewhere. We tried calling her scroll, but she left it in our dorm. I'm not too worried about sis though. She's a big girl and she seemed fine this morning so... Maybe she just found some boy she likes and is making out with him, right Weiss-cream?"

"There's no way the dolt would have consorted with just some random womanizer. Even 'she' isn't that foolish." Weiss stated matter-of-factly, heeding no attention to her teammate's giggles.

"Oh. Well I hope you find her before Goodwitch's class begins, if you don't want your whole team to get detention that is."

"Oh we'll find her alright. Anyway, we will see you then."

"See you later Weiss. Good luck with Yang."

Pyrrha continued past the two girls, faintly hearing Yang complain about her last comment. She passed by a few more people, a green haired girl and a silver haired boy, along with Sun and Neptune who seemed to be serching for a certain couple of team RWBY members.

She had her own target though, as she placed her hand on the door handle to her beloved Jau-

"Fine. Give it here." Jaune? Who was he talking to in there? She slowly removed her hand from the door and positioned her right ear up against the door.

"Say ah..." Ruby? Her voice was easily distinguishable. What was she doing in there with Jaune? And what is she having say "ah" for?

"Mmm... damn, that was actually pretty good." Her eyes widened. Her Jaune? With Ruby? Yang's earlier comment flashed through her mind.

It must be some misunderstanding. They're probably just... doing... something that I don't think they are doing. Yeah, that's it... Still, maybe I should listen for a bit longer just to be safe.

"I don't suppose you can spare a few more... for me?" Was her Jaune... flirting with Ruby?

"Of course... how's this?" And was Ruby... flirting back? But Ruby is so sweet and innocent, she would never kiss Jaune. Would she?

"Mmm... mmm!"

Okay, keep calm Pyrrha. Give your boyfriend the benefit of the doubt. I'm sure this is all just some big misunderstanding. You're going to walk in there right now, and your lover's is NOT going to be making out with another girl.

"How's that for stress relief?" Okay, that was it. It was final. Two of her most trusted friends were going behind her back and kissing.

Pyrrha burst through the door, quickly surveying the situation.

"Oh hey Pyr. Me and Ruby were ju-"

"I know what you were doing, okay. You don't have to deny it. I-I thought you actually cared about me." She cut him off as her voice crackled and her eyes formed tears.

"What! No, we were ju-"

She cut him off again. This time though, she leaned down and wrapped her arms around his shoulders, pulling him into a passionate kiss.

Tongues were tangled as she lost herself in his mouth, forgetting how upset she was just a minute ago. She tasted him for the first time since this morning as they exchanged saliva. Sugary with a hint of... chocolate?

They finally parted lips after what seemed like too short to her, even if it was only for air.

"Pyr- I-I-"

"I forgive you! I know I shouldn't, but I just can't stay mad at you. Ju-just promise me you'll be more faithful next time, okay? Do-don't make out with Ruby just because she asked you to say 'ah'!"

They both turned their heads to the innocent bystander who was too shocked to bother exiting during their little scene to see her blushing furiously.