NO MORE TWILIGHT
The classic tune, "Achy, Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus, with a major twist. I was inspired to write this after listening to the parody by Weird Al Yankovic. If you're one of those people who absolutely cannot stand the "Twilight" series, then this is for you.
And if you don't have a sense of humor, if you're going to flame me on this, you are more than welcome to leave. The door is always open.
Original Music © Billy Ray Cyrus
Twilight © Stephenie Meyer
Lyrics © unicorn-skydancer08
All rights reserved.
I have had my share
Of those Berenstain Bears
I know Cat in the Hat front and back
I've heard of Nancy Drew
And Harry Potter, too
Read both the hardcover and paperback
Of course, I can't forget
Old Tolkien's Hobbit
Or How to Kill a Mockingbird by Lee
Old Catcher In the Rye
Is sure to catch your eye
Then there's Lewis's Narnia series
But no more Twilight
That slick and sick Twilight
The worst book in book history
'Cause if I see Twilight
I swear, just one more time,
I might blow up your library
I've read War and Peace
And Tale of Two Cities
Though Grapes of Wrath ain't my cup of tea
But this new Twilight ploy
Girl meeting monster boy
Just doesn't make an ounce of sense to me
'Cause prey and predator
Do not go together
Now all the world's in love with vampires
Oh, all you people, please,
I'm begging on my knees
I just can't take no more of Miss Meyer
No more Twilight
That dumb and dull Twilight
It's nothing but one great big drag
'Cause this so-called affair
With Ed and Bella fair
All it does is make me wanna gag
Don't read Twilight
That sickening Twilight
There's far better books to feed your brain
Stop acting like a fool
Over Edward, cease the drool
He gives Count Dracula a bad name
No more Twilight
That distasteful Twilight
The lamest book to hit the shelf
If you think yourself wise,
Then you'll take my advice
Go find a better hobby for yourself
