I did it again! Can't help myself! This little song parody (Yeah, we'll go with that) is set to the song "50 Ways to Say Goodbye" by Train. I own nothing, obviously. (INSERT GIANT DISCLAIMER HERE).

And it was made for lul's...lot's and lot's of lul's.

Some research was done so things would make sense but, I may have messed some stuff up. My bad. Oh, and I do realize this parody has KOTOR references in it but, well, the movie references out numbered the game references so...I put it here...Yup. In any event. Please read, review, but most importantly, enjoy! :3


(My hyper lost its drive)

(How to take this in stride?)

(I'd take a Dark Side op for you)

(You said the Force 's funny)

(But you're like Luke, to me)

(You're leaving me for Han, aren't you?)

(That's cool but if my guild asks where you are I'm gonna say)

(She went down in an X-wing)

(Fried 'n the damn thing)

(Fell in a Sarlacc pit out 'n the Black Sands)

('O train me, train me)

(How to sev-er Force ties)

(She fought Selkath under water)

(The Exchange, they finally caught her)

(Took to heart everything the Dark Side taught her)

('O train me, train me)

(How to break the-ese ties)

(Before she says good-bye)

(Your ways still fool my brain)

(Your mind tricks win, again)

(But you'll regret that Lando move)

(But I'm still dur-a-steel)

(I'll pre-tend I don't feel)

(The det you set 'nside this fool)

(It's cool but when my guild asks where you are I'm gonna say)

(She got tangled 'n a nerf hide)

(Stamped on by a Tauntaun)

(Got mowed down by a pissed 'n cranky Sion)

('O help me, help me)

(Help me break the-ese ties)

(She dried up in the twin suns)

(Drowned in some bac-ta)

(Was crushed to death by an over-sized Hutt thug)

(Help me, help me)

(I'm no good with str'ng minds)

(The Force ain't on my side)

(I woulda done a thousand quests for you)

(Tol-er-ated Carth, 'n Bast'la too)

(But you…)

(You don't care, do you?)

(It's cool, but please excuse me while I go re-build HK)

(I think he may just have some things he might just wanna say)

(She went down in an X-wing)

(Fried 'n the damn thing)

(Fell in a Sarlacc pit out 'n the Black Sands)

(Help me, help me)

(Help me break the-ese ties)

(She fought Selkath under water)

(The Exchange, they finally caught her)

(Took to heart everything the Dark Side taught her)

(Help me, help me)

(The Force done lost its mind)

(She got tangled in a nerf hide)

(Stamped on by a Tauntaun)

(Got mowed down by a pissed 'n cranky Sion)

('O help me, help me)

(Help me break the-ese ties)

(She dried up in the twin suns)

(Drowned in some bac-ta)

(Was crushed to death by an oversized Hutt thug)

(Help me, help me)

(I just ran outta lines)

(To sing this thing, Sci-fi)