~Karkat The Baby Sagas~

The story of how a young man and another young man have a...bebe~

It was cold story day (cuz its 4chords)
karkat sit in living room
he wrapped up in blanket cuz its cold
he wait for kawaii husbando to cum home

door opens
he look up
"gamzee is that u"
gamzee nod
"is me"

karkat smile reasuuringly

"it nice see you, how work was?"
gamzee dropped guitar by door because 4chords u dumb bitch

"it nice day. i get extra tip. i also shop for grocery"

"thank u i needed dat"

kakat watch tv while gamzee prepare dinnar
it gamzee turn to cook this week

once dinner ready they sit at table to eat
gamzee eat food
karkat eat food as well

gamzee look up from plate masged potato
"so kakat"
"yes?"
"i was thinking...we be 2tgether for while now...i think we take next step"

karkat drop fork of mashed potato
gamzee want take next step
karkat not ready
he blush

"gamzee idk if i wamnt sex yet"
gamzee frown
"karkat"
"gamzee"
"i not ready for sex i only virgin after all"
gamzee smirk slyly
"i chang dat for u..."

that night
they have
sex
karkat bite pillow in pain
gamzee forgot lube sorry :'(

~*the next day*~
karkat lay in bed
he wake up
he feel rejuvinated
he feel like every woman
he wake up and sing "im every woman its all in meeeee"
anyway he gets up 2 pee

as he go pee he pause
he feel sick
he look around
where gamzee...

shaking head he go 2 pee
instead he DROPS TO HIS KNEES
he leans over toilet
he THROW UP
screaming and vommiting he feel like Ke$ha
except he did not wake up feeling like the p of the diddy

once he done he wipe mouth
"how weird...maybe mashed potato were bad..."

karkat get up and go 2 werk
but he flushes the toilet because that shit is NASTY LHH

SMH at karkat because that shit is NASTYYYYYYYYYY

after wekr gamzee come home
karkat hunched over toilet vomitting

gamzee run to karkat
karkat look up at gamzee

"gamzee i think..."

"yes karkat wat"

"i is pregnants..."

say whaaat