I started reading BaiMaoRieji's Teen Titans versions and decided, "Hey, why not try others?" So this came about. I was bored and slightly hyper from eating Monster Trail Mix and ice cream (don't ask why, I just did) and…yeah. Thought I'd try it. So I started it July 12, 2008 and kept going back to TITANS: Owners' Guide and Instruction Manual for tips and such.

Nothing belongs to me. Seriously. It's all someone else's.

And it might not work very well with actual people, but they're characters, right? :)


BOBBY: Owner's Guide and Instruction Manual

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a new, fully automated BOBBY unit. To ensure you get the full benefits of the Detective, please pay close attention to the following instructions.

Basic Information:

Name: BOBBY

Date of Manufacture: 40-50 years ago

Place of Manufacture: The East Coast??

Height: We have to look up a lot; we're not quite sure.

Weight: He's rather sensitive about this, so we haven't weighed him yet.

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Your BOBBY unit will come with the following accessories:

One (1) Armani suit

One (1) Leather binder

One (1) Immense vocabulary

One (1) Ridiculous sense of humor

Anything else he can inform you of.

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Programming:

Your BOBBY unit is a reasonably versatile unit that can perform various tasks.

Detective: (Default Program) All BOBBY units can solve crimes using many different techniques with quite a lot of skill.

WARNING: Do not allow your BOBBY unit to return to Tates Correctional Facility or it will end badly for your BOBBY unit.

Criminal Profiler: Your BOBBY unit is a crime expert and can show you a thing or two, including appreciating smells.

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Your BOBBY unit four (4) settings:

Detective: (Basic Setting). He helps the Major Case Squad solve crimes.

Emo: Whenever he remembers his past.

Happy: Activates whenever he is enjoying himself basically which would include kicking a criminal unit's butt or spending time with an ALEX unit.

Insane: If an investigation requires it, your BOBBY unit may pretend to be a "whack job"…

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Relations with other units:

Your BOBBY unit may be hostile to strangers at first until he assesses that they are not a threat to him, but is generally compatible with many units once he gets to know them.

ALEX: Most compatible unit. ALEX units are totally dedicated to BOBBY units and often work best when your BOBBY unit is in his Emo, Detective, or Happy setting.

ROSS: ROSS units get along fairly well with BOBBY units, unless very frustrated with a BOBBY unit…

DEAKINS: DEAKINS units tend to like BOBBY units, though not as much as an ALEX unit does.

NICOLE WALLACE: We strongly advise against coming near this unit unless you wish to cause mental stress to a BOBBY unit.

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Cleaning:

Your BOBBY unit is fully capable of cleaning himself. But if you wish to do it yourself do not machine wash, do not tumble dry, do not hang on the line to dry, and NEVER take away his binder.

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Energy:

Since solving crimes and running around uses up a lot of energy, ensure that he is fed thrice daily.

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Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Will my BOBBY unit ever stop rambling?

A: Yes, but it is very unlikely. Once you get a BOBBY unit talking, he will continue talking until A) he feels it's time to stop his lecture or B) you slap or stare at him.

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Troubleshooting:

Problem: Your BOBBY unit lost his binder

Solution: Most likely he set it down in order to grab a cup of coffee for an ALEX unit. Have him retrace his steps or get him to ask an ALEX unit, and it will be fine.

Problem: You are having trouble getting your BOBBY unit to shut up.

Solution: Stop trying.

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With proper care and maintenance, your BOBBY unit should not go Insane.


So, whattaya think? Good? Bad? In between? I've got several others done, and will maybe be posting them, too... I'll take suggestions for the others (especially Logan and his partners..), and if you'd like me to include some of the "bad guys" they've put up with, I'll consider it...