Foaly was browsing through the web when he came across a privet chat room that was heavily blocked. Even for a fairy website. Fowl was written all over it, so Foaly hacked into it. Laughing hysterically, he copied and pasted the following Instant Message conversation and sent it to me through a ring of unknown tipsters.

littlered has logged on.

littlered: Fowl? You on?

goldispower has logged on.

goldispower: Yes, Holly. I'm online.

littlered: Hey Arty. How are you adjusting to life three years into the future?

goldispower: Fairly well. Things are different though. How are you?

littlered: Different… like how?

goldispower: How are you fairing, Holly?

littlered: Come on, Fowl. Tell me. Different like HOW?

goldispower: There seems to have been an addition to the Fowl family in my absence. Twins as it is.

littlered: LOL!!!

goldispower: I hardly see the humor in this, Holly.

littlered: Oh yes you do! Artemis Fowl! A big brother! Man, I whish I could have seen your face when you found out.

goldispower: You should ask Butler next time you speak with him as he was the one who told me.

littlered: lol! I will. I whish he had an eyecam in or something. So, boy or girl or both? What are their names?

goldispower: Their names are Beckett and Myles Fowl. Both are boys.

littlered: Aww! How cute! Are they two little geniuses like their brother?

goldispower: It's correctly said genii and I haven't the slightest notion as to weather or not they'll be like me.

littlered: Typical Fowl. Well I've got to go soon. I promised Foaly I'd meet him for lunch. (He's bringing his girlfriend. This should be fun.) Maybe I'll pop above ground sometime and see you.

goldispower: A visit would be nice. Just make sure that nobody but Butler and I see you. I just got my parents convinced that fairies didn't exist. Butler told them the whole story in our truancy.

littlered: How did you do that, Fowl? Did you use the Mesmer or something? lol!!!

goldispower: Funny, Holly. I wish I could have. It would have been easier.

littlered: Well, It looks as if I have go to go now. Foaly's probably waiting for me and the twins probably want you to teach the some Psychology stuff or something to that degree.

goldispower: Yes, perhaps I had better go. My computer says that someone has hacked the site.

littlered: Oh! It's probably Foaly. I really have to go now, Artemis. I'll talk to you later.

goldispower:Good-bye, Holly.

littlered: ttyl!

goldispower has logged off.

littlered has logged off.

Author's note: So yeah... That's it. Let me know if you'd like more. R&R please.