Happy Birthday Sasuke

Naruto, and Kakashi, sat in Sakura's living room, as Sakura's mom, went to go get her.

"Do you know what Sakura wanted to talk to us about?" Naruto wondered, excitedly. Kakashi shook his head, as he turned a page of the new book Pervy-Sage wrote. Finally, Sakura came down. Her mom went in to the kitchen.

"Guess what's in two days?" she asked enthusiastically. Kakashi shrugged.

"Our wedding?" Naruto asked. Sakura glared at him.

"No!! Sasuke's birthday!!" she said happily. Naruto's happy face faded. Kakashi sighed and put his book away.

"We have to throw a surprise party." Sakura said. Naruto sulked.

"Why would you want to throw a party for that basta-" he began, but got punched by Sakura.

"I don't think Sasuke would want a party." Kakashi said. Sakura pouted.

"Of course he does. Who doesn't want a party for their birthday." She said determined.

"With only us three?" Kakashi asked. Sakura rolled her eyes.

"No. We're going to invite all the teams, including the Sand Team because I heard they were here, and Sasuke and Gaara must've gotten close, since they fought each other in the Chuunin exams.

"Close? They didn't get close!! You of all people should know they didn't get close! You were attacked by Gaa-" Naruto began yelling, just getting another punch.

"Can you just invite everyone's sensei's while Naruto and I get our friends?" Sakura asked, Kakashi. Kakashi blinked and imagined himself asking Gai to attend Sasuke's birthday party. He shuddered and shook his head. Sakura frowned/

"You forced me to do this." She held up the book Kakashi was reading, and held a lighter next to it. Kakashi's eyes got big, and he said,

"I'll do it, just leave the book out of this."

"Good. But you can't get it back until the party guests arrive." Sakura said.

"You can go now." she said, and Kakashi poofed away. Sakura looked at Naruto, who was rubbing both of his cheeks.

"Come on. We're going to find people to invite."