Annoying the Cullen's
Chapter 1
Ok these chapters will be fairly short but there are going to be about 27 of them so don't complain :D All of the characters will be slightly different…
Oh yeah an I don't own Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and as of 2nd August, Breaking Dawn :'(
"Bella, Bella, Bella, Bella, Bel-"
"WHAT!" Stupid midget vampire.
"You're coming to stay at my house" Alice squealed, "Aaaaaaaand you get to sleep in my room .. NOT Edwards".
"I-" Wait what did she just say! No way am I going near her room/beauty salon!
"Alice sorry I can't .. I have um, an appointment at the Doctors"
"No you don't, and Carlisle is your doctor so does it matter?" Damn vampire!
"get dressed NOW!" such a nice person. I walked over to my wardrobe an started looking for a outfit to wear but I felt something hard hit my shoulder and all of a sudden I was on the ground. I looked up an Alice was INSIDE my wardrobe pulling all my clothes OUT!
"Alice what are you doing? I can look for clothes on my own!"
She just looked at me and then I saw her hand move, it was suddenly dark. I lifted my hand to my face and pulled of a pair of denim shorts and a spaghetti strap top that would probably show my belly button at least. I couldn't remember buying them. I quickly pulled them on knowing I wouldn't win, when do I ever?
"Happy now?" I asked through my teeth.
"exceptionally!" How she can be horrible one moment and nice the next I'll never get.
She grabbed my arms and slung me over her shoulders, jumped from the window an ran straight into the forest at the other side of the street.
In no time at all we were at the Cullen house 'cough' hell 'cough'. Lately I had been here a lot, and every time I came over I was pranked by almost every one except Carlisle. Even Esme had teamed up with Alice and Rosalie to make me go shopping and embarrass me!
Alice set me down gently, being the fragile human I am. I slowly walked in, peeking around the door to check if the coast was clear obviously. Suddenly I was flying through the air in a pair of cold, hard arms I heard a rumble of laughter beside my left ear - Emmett!
"PUT ME DOWN!" I yelled knowing I didn't need to they would hear me if I whispered anyway, " EDWARD".
I saw a blur of color beside my arm and I was stuck in between to muscled vampires.
"Crushed" was all I could get out when Emmett and Edward were pulled apart and standing there were all of the Cullen's minus Carlisle.
"BOYS! Apologise NOW!" Esme was one scary mom/vampire.
"sorry" mumbled Emmett.
"Bella, forgive me" Edward whispered to me pulling me close and lifting me into his arms before running up stairs to his/our bedroom.
He lay me down on the bed an sat next to me,
"how are you?" such a simple question, but I couldn't speak. I had just noticed what he was wearing, Jeans, a belt and .. Nothing else!
"I- Um, What?" He chuckled. "Bella you are absurd!"
We just lay there for hours looking at each other. At about half 4 Carlisle came in. He popped upstairs to say hello to me and Edward then went down to attempt to help Esme with my dinner. Edward decided we should go down and see how they were getting on. So he rose to his feet and scooped me up. Then dived out of the room and within minutes we were in the kitchen. I couldn't believe it ALL of the Cullen's were in the kitchen helping make my dinner.
"um, you know I could have just microwaved something" I mumbled. I wasn't used to having all these people running around doing things for me.
"we wanted to sweetheart" Esme said
"yeah, I've never cooked in my life so this has been kind of fun" said Carlisle
They had made me 4 different types of salad, a roast big enough for us all, dips and breadsticks with chocolate pudding and cheesecake for after, I didn't have the heart to tell them I couldn't eat it so I tried a bit of it all.
Just as I was finishing I heard a rumble of thunder, and then I saw a flash of lightening.
I grabbed Jaspers, who was sitting closest, arm
Emmett burst out laughing, " Bella Human is scared of a little thunder ha ha ha"
"her name is not Bella Human, it is Bella, period, no Human" Carlisle said sternly
"Ok hi Bella period no Human! Are you scared of thunder?"
I glared at him, well I tried.
" Bella.. Why is your eye twitching?" asked Jasper
"Never Mind"
"so why are you afraid of the thunder?" asked Edward
"Because it reminds me of that might with Victoria, James and Laurent!"
Emmett burst out laughing.. Again!
Suddenly the lights flickered and went out. Emmett screamed,
"Ohh Emmett afraid of the dark are we?" ha-ha revenge is a bitch.
"Ok I'll go get the candles" said Alice " Bella don't move, you'll fall and cut your leg, not a good idea"
I sat still for about 27 seconds when Alice reappeared with a armful of candles, every one looked at me.
"what?"
"um, fire…" Edward said. Oh I get it vampires, fire .. Oh yeah
I lit all 13 candles while chuckling to myself and placed them in the middle of the dining table.
"you know something vampires look pasty in low light"
All 7 vampires stared at me.
"what? You do" I mumbled innocently.
Ok not very funny but it's my first fan fic so say it's crap all you want I'll just delete laughs manically next chapter:
One word - PMS ( well three words ) :D
You can review if you want im not going to make you .. I hate reading stories where the author's all " review or no more story" and im all "shurrup" and Bella's all "hi Edward, hi Jacob" and Jacobs all "woof"
