Warning: There's Laven in this. Lavi/Allen. Don't like this pairing or boys kissing? Don't read this. :)

Disclaimer: D. Gray-man belongs to Katsura Hoshino. Not me. I'd probably ruin it if I owned it. Dx

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He didn't remember when Lavi had started, but this new habit of his had reached the point where it was annoying as hell. Every time the goddamned rabbit opened his mouth, he would ask, "Are you nervous?" or find some other way of including "nervous" in the sentence. It wouldn't have been that annoying if he hadn't pronounced nervous in such a weird way. But, Lavi would be Lavi.

Allen was in the library, trying to escape the chaos that was a normal day at the Black Order. Unfortunately for him, Bookman Jr. was also in the library. He sat across the table from Allen, scratching away at the papers Bookman had left for him.

He should've been concentrating on those papers. Really. But he absent-mindedly drew on it, mossy green eye drawn to the fifteen year old opposite him. The white-haired boy had a gigantic book propped up in front of him, but his grey eyes weren't always focused on the pages. Lavi grinned.

"Beansprout," He began, dragging the word out. Allen looked up, scowling. "What, you stupid rabbit?" He said, going back to the book.

"You seem...nervous." Lavi stated. Allen HAD been acting a bit nervous, but only so much that one of the Bookman clan would know. Allen put the book down, and, trying to keep his voice calm, asked the stupid rabbit what made him think that.

"Oh, you're just acting like it, beansprout-chan." Lavi said knowingly. Allen turned red.

"I am not." He picked up the book again, opening it to a random page, keeping his eyes focused on the tiny black print. Lavi left the kid alone for one minute before asking him a seemingly random question.

"Beansprout...have you ever been in love?"

Allen didn't know why he bothered answering. Maybe it was because Lavi hadn't actually included the word nervous.

"No, I haven't." He said rather stiffly, now determined to keep himself looking at the incredibly boring book. Lavi's grin hadn't faded.

"Okay, what about this? Are you in love?" He asked, leaning across the table and looking at Allen over the book. Allen dropped it, spluttering and turning nine shades of red. Lavi propped himself up on his elbows as the poor kid tried to regain his composure, only to turn a tenth shade of red as Lavi asked another question.

"With who?"

Allen met Lavi's eyes for a fraction of a second and turned away, muttering nonsense.

It was all the answer Lavi needed.

Allen found himself on the floor, Lavi's face centi...no, millimeters from his own. He still had that stupid grin on his face.

"L...Lavi, what the hell?" He said, struggling against the eighteen year old that had him pinned to the ground.

"You've been having an incredibly hard time keeping your eyes off me, beansprout. I'm not stupid." Lavi said. Allen went an eleventh shade of red.

"Say, Allen, are you nervous?"

The younger boy's mind told him to scream "HELL YES!" in the stupid, perverted rabbit's face, but he was stopped by something.

Lavi had kissed him.

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A/N: ; My first attempt at writing yaoi. All my knowledge of this/most of my knowledge of romance comes from fanfiction, so...yeah. Hope you enjoyed this utter piece of crap I wrote at midnight yesterday. Inspired by this boy at my old school who said "anxious" every time he opened his mouth. TT Funny how I turned the annoying habit of an obnoxious classmate into this. And yeah, it's pretty short, like my other story. xP My little brother almost caught me writing this. oo