Love Is A Battlefield

Summary: Ino has set her sights on Neji Hyuuga he's smart, athletic and hot.However Tenten stands in her way. Which begins as a rivalry ends up having all of Konoha running for cover!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. The Idea is mine, and the OCs are mine. I'm not responsible by any illnesses or deaths caused by this Fanfic.

Warnings: Fights, Gore, Out Of Characterness, Hidan's sailor Mouth, possible Lemon (my favorite fruit), Character Death, Mature Themes, Excessive Ino-ness, Own Characters, Shocking ending, (secret warning to revealed at final chapter) Swearing.

Pairings: ?? x ??, Tenten x Neji, Naruto x Hinata, Kiba x Hinata, Ino x Neji, Ino x Shikamaru, ?? x ??, Sakura x Naruto, Temari x Shikamaru, Kankuro x anything with a pulse. ?? x ?? (secret couples that will be revealed in the ending)

Koala929: This whole Fanfic is dedicated to Winter-Rae an AWSM Fanfic member. Check her stories out. In this story she is Aiko. Oh and if anyone would like to thank and/or give me a death letter (I collect those) Please e-mail me at .

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Chapter One: I Want You To Want Me

"He's Mine!", a girl exclaimed.

"Go away Tenten, Neji belongs to me," Ino studied Tenten. Two brown-colored buns. A white Chinese style shirt. Red sweats! What the fuck could he see in her!

Ino was a kunoichi that specializes in mind-Jutsu. She is a medic and passed the Chunin Exams on her second try and fought with Aiko. Aiko won but nevertheless Ino was promoted.

"I can't go away from him, he's on the same team as me Dumbass." Tenten glared at Ino. Beach Blond Ponytail with a bang over an eye. A purple top that ended after the chest. A Mini Skirt! Neji doesn't like whores.

Tenten is another kunoichi that specialized in weaponry. She passed the Chunin exams on her second try as well, facing Tetsu. The match ended in a tie, but they both passed.

"I hate Chunin meetings, what a waste of time!", Tetsu mused. His raven-colored hair was tied in a long pony tail. His crimson eyes filled with boredom.

Tetsu looked around, not only to see who's here but who can pass some time with him. He saw Lee, Naruto and Iruka talking. Hinata, Shino and Kiba discussing team things. Tenten and Ino arguing. Shikamaru and Choji eating. Lastly, there was some girl filling out some form. He recalled her as that ice girl from the Chunin Exams.

"We will now begin the first match Yamanka Ino vs. Hitomi Aiko. The match will now begin", The proctor announced

The battle lasted for five minutes.

"My Ultimate technique: Ino-Style: Gravity Stomp," Ino announced. Ino blasted into the air so far up you couldn't see her! Upon Ino landing Aiko had a trick up her sleeve.

"Ninja art: Mouth Stream Blizzard," Aiko yelled. An ice storm froze the incoming Ino. Ino instantaneously careened into the ground. THUD! Ino's frozen body laid motionless on the ground. a stretcher came and the Procter asked if anyone had a heater.

Tetsu sheepishly walked towards the girl.

"What are ya doing!", Tetsu asked as a conversation starter.

He studied the girl who just stood up. She had long, silky, blonde, plain hair arranged in a pony tail. Pupiless gray eyes. Her body size was smaller than normal in weight and in height. Knee high black open-toed boots only heighten the infatuation. A short green skirt that ended in the mid-lower thighs. Underneath her black shorts that slit up the side for easy movement. She wore a long sleeve green shirt that just ended below the bust line mesh covered the stomach. By the time Tetsu finished studying her he was wildly swallowing his own saliva, trying not to show to much interest. He didn't notice that Aiko was talking.

"Paperwork, want to do it for me," Aiko offered. Tetsu thought this was a joke, but she was seriously offering him to do her paperwork.

"I know," Tetsu agreed, "the paperwork will be the death of me. My name is Tetsu Shikero"

"Aiko Hitomi, Nice to meet you," She shook his hand.

"Hey you see those two girls over there", Tetsu pointed to Tenten and Ino

"Yeah," Aiko answered looking at the two girls which looked vaguely familiar." I think I met the blonde before."

"You pummeled her in the Chunin exam," Tetsu shockingly jogged her memory. Oh my God! how in Jashin can you not remember that!

"Thanks," Aiko expressed her gratitude "And the other one I think she fought someone too."

Oh no! She'll remember that I lost to a happy, bubbly, harmless looking girl. Quick say what you need to say.

"Well, Tenten and Ino are fighting over Neji Hyuuga." Tetsu informed "Tenten is so going to get him"

"No Ino'll never give up. She'll get him", Aiko argued.

"Tenten will get the sex trophy.", Tetsu pompously said

"INO WILL GET HIM," Aiko yelled.

"Don't say that out loud" Tetsu warned, "You know girls, they lasso you into their problems"

"Oh my God, you're right",

"Hey, Testu!" Ino called

"It's official I hate you," Tetsu declared.

Aiko waved him off.

Aiko watched helplessly as Testu was being yelled at by Ino. Tenten was doing a victory dance.

Ino then called over Aiko.

"Who do you think will get Neji," Ino asked.

"You," Aiko answered honestly. This time the roles were reversed. Ino was dancing and Tenten was judging Aiko.

They then called over other people.

Lee went with Tenten because they're best friends. Naruto went with Tenten because he hated Sakura's reason. Shino chose Tenten because he liked Tenten better. Iruka went with Tenten because he wanted to agree with Naruto. Hinata's reason was obvious (her crush on Naruto) and Kiba wanted to agree with his teammates.

Sakura joined Ino because she hoped Ino will stop crushing on Sauske (see why Naruto's all pissed) and finally, Shikamaru and Choji were forced.

Aiko continued watching the pathetic battle.

"Well at least I shared a moment with Neji," Ino bragged.

"Really, when?", Tenten asked in a frantic tone.

Ino began her flashback.

In the Chunnin exams. Second exam Forest of Death. I was worried Neji-kun may my scroll away form me causing us to be split apart...

"This has got to be the worse shit I've ever sat through in my whole life, and we all had to go through Sauske's whining. ", Tetsu noted.

Everyone agreed.

"Yeah that time where all of us took Sauske out for ice cream was the worse," Lee recalled.

Everyone, once again, agreed.

"This is my time, pay attention to me", Ino snapped. The attention immediately went back to her.

Ino continued on with her love tale...but I pulled out my sexy charm, and he didn't want to take my scroll after all!

"That's because Neji said 'If I took your scroll away from weaklings like you I would lose respect' and that is kind of true I mean A lust-filled whore, a Fatass, and a sloth...C'mon you aren't team 8 your team sin.," Tenten ranted.

Ino attacked her. Aiko had enough of this "Meeting" and went to Tsunade.

"Shizune the Sand Sibilings will be here tomorrow representing the SCTO. The Suna Country Tourist Organization so your telling me that you don't have anything for them to do?", Tsunade. asked.

"Yes, it appears so," Shizune glumly replied. Are you there God, it's me Shizune...If you don't give me an interruption I'm going to Jashin.

"Lady Tsunade," Aiko barged in, "Tenten and Ino are killing each other"

"Why?"

"Because they're fighting over Neji and Ino's short three people for her support team," Aiko informed.

A Light bulb went off in Tsunade's head.

"Shizune call Her and make her come here. I just found our event for the sand. Aiko, Tell all the Chunin to come back to my office tomorrow. "

"Yes, Lady," Shizune and Aiko replied in unison.

"What have I've gotten myself into," Aiko muttered to herself, "I should've let them kill each other."

Koala929: Well this is the first chapter please, read & review.