Hello Fanfiction! Andrea, goddess of theatrical and non-theatrical drama here!
So as you might know, I'm the cousin to Ferguson, the goddess of annoyance, sarcasm, irony, and paranoia. Just a note for future reference, don't make her angry.
She has an off the chart blog that you should definitely check out. One day, it got over 61 hits in three hours. her blog has gotten awesome reviews too:
"NICE BROSKIEE. REAL NICE" -Jennifer Nguyen, demigod daughter of Aphrodite.
"Haha! I love this! I'm gonna get others to check this out! :P" -Epic Secret Mythology, amazing well-known fanfiction author
NICE OH MY GODS ITS SUPER FUNNY AND AWESOME KEEP THEM COMING" -Andrea, goddess of drama
If you're looking for something good to read, whether you want a laugh or if you want an inside look into a goddess's world, Ferguson's blog is for you! Even though we all begged her not to, she started a blog, but I regret not supporting her because it's really amazing. She (unfortunately) blogs about Me, Relyt our cousin, Jennifer her half sister/my cousin, and Dylan her cousin/my full brother, so it's not always about her, although we wish it was. Ferguson is crazy, insane, and does and says the stuff we were all thinking...
"Currently, I'm sitting underneath the Apollo Cabin's table in the Dining Pavilion. Why? You ask, I tell: I started a food fight. Hey, it was starting to get boring and I made it a LOT more fun. Chiron's gonna be disappointed in me, Mr.D is gonna kill me, but, hey, life goes on!" –Food Fight! (Posted on 4/19/11)
That post was from when she visited Camp Half-Blood for Spring Break. Thank gods she hasn't tried anything like that at our mortal school where we [Ferguson, Relyt, Dylan, Me, Jennifer] attend here in RI. Another favorite quote of mine was:
"G'Night and remember: if you're ever in the Rhode Island area and you trip, you might not be as clumsy as you think ;) HeHeHe -Ferguson, your goddess of tripping people." -Busy = My Day At Camp Half-Blood (Posted on 4/18/11)
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention the best apart: with every blog post, she has this majorly funny sign off:
"-Ferguson, your goddess of telling crabs to go back to Poseidon and ask him to sink two ceratin sons of Apollo"
"-Ferguson ,(not) your goddess of dougie-ing"
"-Ferguson, your goddess of racist Mexican jokes"
"Ferguson, your goddess of Mexican food fights"
"-Ferguson, your goddess of tricking sons of Hermes because I don't actually have sticky notes in the back of my desk"
"-Ferguson, your (temporarily not so short) goddess of dressing to impress her mother"
These are just a few of her hilarious sign offs that make sense if you read the posts.
She also started these recorded messages that you DEFINTELY want to receive one from her. All you gotta do is comment on her blog Surviving The World Like The Goddess I Am saying "send me an awesome recorded message and she'll be more than happy to send ya one. I love getting recorded messages from Fergs, they're always hilarious to read.
I have one more quote before I go because I'm not going to ruin it for you:
"Today, Yea, I'm eating cake for my breakfast and I know it's not very nutritious, but you know what? Screw you, that's what. Kay, I'm gonna go rise the sun with my father so talk to you later -Ferguson, your goddess of awesome breakfast decisions."
She also has a blog just for her poetry and it's really awesome too! So here are the sites you NEED to check out (remove spaces):
http :/ fergusonrulezz .wordpress .com
http :/ poemsbyferguson .wordpress .com
And make sure you read EVERYTHING! Okay, goddess of drama OUT!
–Andrea-Goddess-of-Drama
