~I only own Kanna and the evil plot bunnies invading my mind~
Hello wonderful readers, my name is Kanna. Just Kanna. I don't have a last name because I don't have a family. I was left on the doorstep of Kakashi Hatake. For no good reason! Anyway, he raised me pretty much. But I never took his name because I knew we weren't related. Yes I was on team seven, but it was no picnic! I am now chunin and eighteen, along with my team mates. Sasuke came back about two years ago after he killed Itachi and Orochimaru.
Sakura as been flirting it up with him and he doesn't even notice. Naruto has been trying to get me and Sasuke together since he got back. I wish he would stop; I don't want to be with that duck ass bastard… But we have our moments. He's more of a cousin than a boyfriend…
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I sighed as I picked up another shirt. I swear for an Uchiha he sure is messy. Right now I was in the Uchiha compound cleaning the place up for the party. Naruto and I are throwing Sasuke a nineteenth birthday party, so we were getting ready for the party while Sasuke went to play Shogi with Shikamaru.
I gave Naruto some money to go get some drinks for the party while I cleaned. He should be back soon. At least I'm done cleaning… I heard someone run into a wall and scream "WHO PUT THAT THERE?" and I sighed. I walked over to the front of the compound to see Naruto kicking the wall like an idiot. I walked over to the bags of drink and opened it. My eyes narrowed and an anime vein popped up on my head.
"Naruto" I growled. "I thought I told you no alcohol!" He looked at me and smiled broadly.
"But you're awesome when you're drunk!" He slurred while throwing an arm around me. "Plus it was on sale! But there's no money left" His breath smelled like sake.
My eyes filled up with rage as I spun around and punched as hard as I could. He flew back into the wall as I grabbed the bag and walked inside to put them up.
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As Sasuke and Shikamaru walked through the door everyone jumped up and yelled "SURPRISE" all he did was smirk, but we all knew he was happy. We partied all night long! Through everybody was drunk we still had fun! The last thing I remember before I blacked out was Sasuke and I was having a drinking contest…
…Normal POV…
Naruto walked to Sasuke's room to ask him where the aspirin was at. As he opened the door light flooded the room. He looked to the bed expecting to see only one figure. But instead he saw a blue head of hair snuggled up against a sleeping Sasuke. Naruto smiled when he noticed their clothes were on the ground. He shut the door quietly and walked down the stairs. He went to the kitchen and prepared some eggs and orange juice. Sakura walked in.
"Naruto, where's Sasuke?" She asked. An evil plan ran through Naruto's head.
"He's asleep" Naruto replied while picking up the tray with the eggs on it. "I must take him his breakfast, it makes him happy."
"I'll take it then" Sakura replied while taking the tray. Naruto just shrugged. Naruto sat down and drank some coffee he made. He smiled when he heard Sakura scream. He walked up the stairs to watch the fun.
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Sakura stood at the doorway staring at Sasuke and Kanna in bed together. The scream woke Sasuke up but not Kanna. Naruto walked in and faked a look of surprised.
"Now how did that happen?" Naruto smirked. Before anyone to do anything Kanna woke up. She looked at Sasuke and smiled.
"I'm having that dream again" She said while put her hand on his face. When she noticed it felt real she jumped and pulled the covers over herself. Sasuke covered his lower half with covers as well.
"Could you give us a moment?" Sasuke asked while looking at Sakura and Naruto. Naruto dragged the stunned Sakura out of the room leaving the two alone. The two quickly got up and got dress.
They looked at each other straight in the eyes and said "This night never happened" at the same time. Kanna blushed a bright red while Sasuke's blush was barley noticeable.
"Well, I've got Naruto's murder to get cracking on." Kanna informed while walking out the room. Sasuke sighed. He knew this would come back and bite him in the ass.
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Victoria: I hate you Vicky!
Vicky: I love you too!
Victoria: What part of 'I hate Sasuke' don't you get?
Vicky: I don't understand! How could you hate him he's adorable!
Victoria: He's the reason Itachi's died!
Vicky: Sasuke's better than him!
Victoria: Itachi is hotter!
Vicky: You know what? Let's let the readers decide!
Victoria: How?
Vicky: They review and they say if they're on Team Sasuke or Team Itachi.
Victoria: Come on Itachi fans let's show my inner who's better!
