I was reading The Master Plan by StarryGazer and this idea just popped into my head. I know I should be working on Anaranjada, but this is just a short, hopefully cute, oneshot.
Songs
"Legilimens!" Professor Snape declared the instant I entered the room. As I felt him probing my mind, I began to hum. It wasn't just any song that I had running threw my mind, but rather that song.
"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, every bodies nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on every bodies nerves and this is how it goes: I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on every bodies nerves and this is how it goes:..." I began to sing aloud as a mental image of my most recent wet dream pooped up. I concentrated harder on the words and with an agonized yell, I felt the Potions Master leave my mind.
"What in the bloody hell is wrong with you Potter?" He asked with a deadly glare at me. "Where did you learn that god awful song?"
"Are you saying you don't like it?" I asked with a raised brow.
"You are the one that wanted to restart these lessons so badly," he sneered. "Put some effort into it."
"Yes sir,"
"Legilimens!"
"I am slowly going crazy. 1 2 3 4 5 6 Switch! Crazy going slowly am I. 6 5 4 3 2 1 Switch! I am slowly going crazy. 1 2 3 4 5 6 Switch! Crazy going slowly am I. 6 5 4 3 2 1 Switch!" This time the professor pulled out of my mind before he had enough time to probe for any thought beside that at the forefront of my mind.
"Potter!"
"Ok, I wont sing that one either!" I exclaimed in defense. "It is working though."
"Legilimens!" He hadn't even graced me with a reply. This meant war!
"This is the song that never ends. It just goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, but they'll continue singing it forever just because, this is the song that never ends. I just goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing not knowing what it was, but they'll continues singing it forever just because,"
"Get out of my classroom!" The professor yelled as He withdrew again. "Detention with Filch for a week!"
I left the room quickly so that he wouldn't she my smile.
The next day in Potions, I got five more nights detention. It wasn't my fault that he kept humming, now was it? I couldn't help laughing.
End
Review! Brad
