Toes
A/N: I just love it when Clarisse gets all badass on Percy. So here is Percy's ode to her. This is not as good as the Tik Tok parody but I hope it's OK.
This is a parody of the song "Toes" by Lights. Requested by authuorofmanythings.
"Crazy Parody" No. 3.
One morning at camp, Percy catches the Lights fever. But one song stands out to him. 'Toes' is the perfect song for Percy's nightmare, Clarisse La Rue. Did Percy pretend to know how he got the Lights CD and a MP3 player in the first place? No. But that didn't stop him from singing…..
_If you are a sumo wrestler
I'm the one you beat up
Like a drakon or a demigod
I'm always going to be running away from you
_Oh, you capture my underwear
Carelessly punching me
Don't wanna miss a thing
Throwing toilet water on you
Got you on your toes
_If I were to hide out in the sea
You'd be shouting from the shore
In any book I'll ever read
You'd be the electric spear that sticks out to me
Out to me
_ Oh, you capture my underwear
Carelessly punching me
Don't wanna miss a thing
Throwing toilet water on you
_Oh, you capture my underwear
I'm hurting
I'm peeking, I'm dreading
For you to make your next move
Got me on my toes
Got me on my toes
Got me on my toes
_Got me on my toes
Got me on my toes
_ Oh, you capture my underwear
Carelessly punching me
Don't wanna miss a thing
Throwing toilet water on you
_ Oh, you capture my underwear
I'm hurting
I'm peeking, I'm dreading
For you to make your next move
Got me on my toes
Got me on my toes
Got me on my toes
"PRISSY!"
Uh-oh. Percy's gotta run for his life. But isn't that typical for a demigod?
OK, this is my 3rd parody. I know this isn't as good as the other two but Clarisse and Percy just crack me up.
I got the requests for all the other ones and I promise you guys that I'll make more.
