Toes

A/N: I just love it when Clarisse gets all badass on Percy. So here is Percy's ode to her. This is not as good as the Tik Tok parody but I hope it's OK.

This is a parody of the song "Toes" by Lights. Requested by authuorofmanythings.

"Crazy Parody" No. 3.


One morning at camp, Percy catches the Lights fever. But one song stands out to him. 'Toes' is the perfect song for Percy's nightmare, Clarisse La Rue. Did Percy pretend to know how he got the Lights CD and a MP3 player in the first place? No. But that didn't stop him from singing…..

_If you are a sumo wrestler

I'm the one you beat up

Like a drakon or a demigod

I'm always going to be running away from you

_Oh, you capture my underwear

Carelessly punching me

Don't wanna miss a thing

Throwing toilet water on you

Got you on your toes

_If I were to hide out in the sea

You'd be shouting from the shore

In any book I'll ever read

You'd be the electric spear that sticks out to me

Out to me

_ Oh, you capture my underwear

Carelessly punching me

Don't wanna miss a thing

Throwing toilet water on you

_Oh, you capture my underwear

I'm hurting

I'm peeking, I'm dreading

For you to make your next move

Got me on my toes

Got me on my toes

Got me on my toes

_Got me on my toes

Got me on my toes

_ Oh, you capture my underwear

Carelessly punching me

Don't wanna miss a thing

Throwing toilet water on you

_ Oh, you capture my underwear

I'm hurting

I'm peeking, I'm dreading

For you to make your next move

Got me on my toes

Got me on my toes

Got me on my toes

"PRISSY!"

Uh-oh. Percy's gotta run for his life. But isn't that typical for a demigod?


OK, this is my 3rd parody. I know this isn't as good as the other two but Clarisse and Percy just crack me up.

I got the requests for all the other ones and I promise you guys that I'll make more.