A/N: My fics seem to be getting quite a lot of attention on Twitter, and I find that very encouraging. There also seems to be a couple of imposters pretending to be me, which at first was disconcerting, but now I realize imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I'll just take it as a compliment and move on (also, I stole some of their ideas bc of it, so w/e). I'm always trying to improve my prose, and take suggestions seriously. I tried to use less medical terminology this time, please please please leave a comment and let me know how I did. I am so excited to be writing my first multi-chapter fic. I hope you all like it.

This fic is dedicated to alittlenutjob, because I was scrolling through the works gifted to her on her birthday and I was shocked that there was no smut (how disappointing is that?! I didn't even bother reading them). So happy belated birthday! May the following year be filled with all the kinky sex you can handle.


Mindy hummed along as she scrolled through the songs on her iPod. She was gonna jump Danny tonight, and she wanted some musical inspiration, looking to the ultimate in pop culture sex icons, she turned to Britney, and smile splitting her features when she found the perfect song, something that really got her motor revving...

La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la

Oh, baby, baby
Have you seen Amy tonight
Is she in the bathroom
Is she smoking up outside
Oh

Oh, baby, baby
Does she take a piece of lime
For the drink that I'mma buy her
Do you know just what she likes
Oh

Oh, oh
Tell me have you seen her
'Cause I'm so, oh
I can't get her off of my brain

I just wanna go
To the party she gon' go
Can somebody take me home
Ha ha he he ha ha ho

Love me
Hate me
Say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls
Are begging to
If you seek Amy

Love me
Hate me
But can't you see what I see
All of the boys and all of the girls
Are begging to
If you seek Amy

La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la

Amy told me that she's gonna meet me up
I don't know where or when
And now they're closing up the club
Oh

I've seen her once or twice before she knows my face
But it's hard to see
With all the people standing in the way
Oh

Oh, oh
Tell me have you seen her
'Cause I'm so, oh
I can't get her off of my brain

I just wanna go
To the party she gon' go
Can somebody take me home
Ha ha he he ha ha ho

Love me
Hate me
Say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls
Are begging to
If you seek Amy

Love me
Hate me
But can't you see what I see
All of the boys and all of the girls
Are begging to
If you seek Amy

Oh
Say what you want about me
Oh
But can't you see what I see

Oh
Say what you want about me
'Bout me
'Bout me

So tell me if you see her
Let me know what she was wearing and what she was like
'Cause I been waiting here forever
Let me know where she was going I don't mind

Oh, baby, baby
If you seek Amy tonight
Oh, baby, baby
We'll do whatever you like

Oh, baby, baby, baby
Oh, baby, baby, baby

La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la

Love me
Hate me
Say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls
Are begging to
If you seek Amy

Love me
Hate me
But can't you see what I see
All of the boys and all of the girls
Are begging to
If you seek Amy

Love me
Hate me
Say what you want about me

Love me
Hate me
But can't you see what I see
All of the boys and all of the girls
Are begging to
If you seek Amy

Oh
Say what you want about me
Oh
But can't see what I see

Oh
Say what you want about me
All of the boys and all of the girls
Are begging to
If you seek Amy