Dry Bowser had a couple of coins with him in a brown sack as he stood on the tallest skyscraper of the Neo Bowser City, rubbing his skeletal hands together as it was raining in the wet city, glancing down to see several racers all going around the race track.
"Let's see them handle these stupid fucking goddamn coins..." Dry Bowser stated as he then took out a penny, kissed it, and dropped it from the skyscraper, watching it hit Isabelle on the head as she went spinning around, colliding into all the other racers and causing a major wreck on the course.
"WHOA!" The green shelled Lakitu stated in shock as his eyes widened. "Looks like the racers are gonna be cancelled after this!"
Dry Bowser then grabbed the rest of the money, all pennies, and dropped them down onto the street, watching the road form cracks as several of the buildings came down, with the overarching red bridge collapsing as well. Dry Bowser then nodded his head as he glanced behind him to see a burning stove with pennies on it, and Petey Piranha being there as he was cooking the coins for some reason.
Now, you may be asking 'why is this rated M if it doesn't seem that raunchy', and you would be right. But here's why. It's because there were a bunch of naked human visitors from New Donk City streaking around, with none of them having the decency to wear any clothes.
"Like that's enough to make people curious." Dry Bowser scoffed.
