A/N this idea was borrowed from DaemonicKitten with permission thank you
"Why are we doing this, Sides?" Sunstreaker asked his brother as they transformed to their bi-ped mode once they got to the Lennox's place.
"because, Sunny, I saw it on another car and thought it would be fun to prank Ironhide" Sideswipe replied as he crept slowly and silently towards Ironhide's alt mode.
"hand me the balls, Sunny" Sideswipe said as he knelt down and quickly attached two distinct metal balls that were painted blue.
"Sides, what do "blue balls" mean?" Sunstreaker asked, curious
"Look it up on the web, Sunny" Sideswipe said as he finished attaching the balls to the rear end of Ironhide's alt mode.
Sunstreaker looked up the meaning of "blue balls" and had to stifle a laugh.
"Ironhide's gonna kill us, Sides you know that?" Sideswipe said/asked
"I know, but this will be worth it. Now let's get back to base" Sideswipe said as he changed into his alt mode and sped out of there with Sunstreaker following behind.
Next day:
Ironhide couldn't figure out why the humans behind him kept honking at him.
He was glad when he was finally on the dirt road that lead to base, so he quickly drove fast to the annoyance of Lennox.
" 'Hide, do you really have to drive this fast?" Lennox asked he did his best to not be bumped around
"yes." Ironhide curtly replied as he drove past the gates and into the main hanger where all the Autobots and a few NEST members were gathered.
Lennox climbed out of Ironhide so he could transform.
Once Ironhide was in his bi-ped mode, Lennox looked up and gawked at the sight as did a few other humans and 'bots.
"what are ya all look at?" Ironhide asked
"Ironhide, are you aware of the extra appendage hanging from between your legs?" Lennox asked
Ironhide looked down and stared at the blue balls hanging from his interface panel
"it would seem that Ironhide needs to relive some tension. having blue balls are not fun" Epps said smiling ad trying not to laugh
"what do you mean, Epps?" Optimus asked
"Look...it...up." Lennox said in between laughing his ass off.
Optimus did just as did the other bots and well, a few bots fell down laughing
"I will find the twins no doubt they are behind this." Prowl said as he left the hanger to hunt down the twins.
"Ironhide, I suggest you go to Ratchet for help in removing those "blue balls" Optimus said, amusement shining in his optics.
"those slaggin' pit-spawned glitches!" Ironhide said as he stalked out of the main hanger and to the medbay.
"What the pit?!" Ratchet exclaimed when he saw Ironhide walk in with a pair of blue metal balls swinging back and forth as he walked
"the twins" Ironhide simply said.
"I see. care to explain how they managed that?" Ratchet asked as he worked on getting the balls off
"they must have attached those fraggin' things to me while I was rechargin' in my alt mode" Ironhide said while Ratchet took the balls off him.
"done." Ratchet said
"thanks, Ratch" Ironhide said as he got off the berth
"i expect the twins will be in here anytime oce you;re done with them" Ratchet stated matter of fact
"definitely" Ironhide said as he left the medbay
