DISCLAIMER: Ok... hmmmm... I don't THINK I'm a guy... nup I'm not. Now, am I Japanese? No I don't think I am. Now for the test... SATOSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nope, he didn't come so I'm probably not related to him. Maybe when I'm dead I'll own pokemon...
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One Loss, One Gain
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Jessie was pacing around impatiently in her dorm waiting for Ash and Misty to arrive. Her partner, James, was lying on the bed staring up at the fan swirling and swirling... Domino was going through her suitcase checking for anything that she may have forgotten.
It was nearing the weekend and Domino had thought of exploring the world for a change of pace. Everyone was in, as it was better than staying at the temporary home bored out of your brains. They were planning on going to Fuschia City and look at the Safari Zone in hopes of catching one of the rarer pokemon.
"When will Ash and Misty come? I'm getting bored, I've checked my bag about 20 thousand times already and found that I'm missing my spare hairbrush that many times," Domino complained.
"I don't know... though I wish they'd hurry up," Jessie sighed. James was still staring at the fan.
Just then, Ash came hurtling through the door and fell flat on James on the bed. Misty stood fuming at the doorway.
"ASH YOU IDIOT!" Misty shrieked and came charging towards Ash. Ash tumbled over James and landed on his back on the floor. Misty jumped over James, who was still lying there, and pinned Ash down before he could escape again.
"HOLD IT! Mist! What's wrong?" Jessie grabbed hold of Misty's shoulders while Domino helped Ash out of Misty's grip.
"LEMME AT HIM! LEMME AT HIM!" Misty struggled and spat. She was like a wild animal.
"MISTY WATERFLOWER! YOU TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG OR I'LL LEAVE YOU HERE WITH NOTHING TO DO!" Domino screamed furiously at Misty.
"Fine," Misty huffed. "Ash says James is in Cwoko. Says he saw James talking to Wusscrappa on the video phone but James can't be in Cwoko! He's Jessie's partner!" Misty explained.
"Ash? Why would you wanna say that about James?" Jessie asked Ash.
"BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!!!! HE WAS TALKING TO WUSSCRAPPA! THEN FATAMOP AND SOMEONE ELSE CAME ON, I THINK IT WAS MAGIKARP FREAK, THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT MEOWTH!!!!!!" Ash denied.
"Why would they talk about Meowth?" Domino asked Ash and looked at Misty.
"Cus they're keeping poor Meowth locked up at the headquarters as a hostage of sorts. THey said he escaped and is coming in search of us," Ash went on.
"James? Is this true? Are you really in Cwoko?" Jessie looked longingly at James. The good times she had spent with him, what all those rocketshippers had believed in, was all this just a hoax?
James just sat there, staring at the fan. He DID seem distant, it was in his eyes. The sort of eyes that only a 'nothing-going-on-in-the-brains' look, that only Cwoko's had.
Just then, Meowth slammed the door open. He looked around the room, spotted James and eyed him for a moment. Instantly, Meowth pounced on James and started scratching the living daylights out of him.
"THIS. IS. FOR. LOCKING. ME. UP!" Meowth hissed in between fury swipes.
James slowly got up threw Meowth off him and onto the wall. Then he walked over to Ash like a zombie.
"You found out my secret, my secret identity. The secret identity of Gayta, with the initials of GAY. YOu told everyone. Everyone you told. I do things..." James droned in the zombie like fashion and went to touch Ash.
"MOLESTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jessie screamed so loud that the aliens on Pluto that had sent Ory Gack and Pikacrap back to Earth* could even hear. Jessie instinctively got out her mallet at whumped James so hard it knocked him out 5 times before he hit the ground.
Ash just stood dumb-founded, looking at James. Misty rushed to Ash's side and hugged him for all she was worth bombarding him with 'are you okay?'s and 'are you alright?'s. Domino was standing behind Ash with her hands on his shoulders. Jessie was trying to look tough while trying as hard as she could to keep her tears in. Finally, she let go and ran into one of the bedrooms.
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Jessie was lying down on the bed crying her eyes out, Meowth on her back trying to comfort her.
"Come on Jess, cheer up. He was gay, he didn't really love ya at all," Meopwth tried.
"Oh Meowth!!!!!" Jessie started crying even louder.
"Uh, ok that didn't work out so well. But the point is, ya did what ya had ta do, ya did what anyone woulda done. Think of how ya woulda felt if ya hadda let James do what he was about to do to Ash. Ash woulda been hurt, you woulda been hurt cus ya knew ya coulda stopped James, Mist woulda been hurt and Domino woulda been hurt," Meowth tried to explain thing clearer.
"But Meowth," sniffed Jessie, "I never told you, but I was engaged. I was gunna marry a ZOMBIE! I've even got the ring to prove it!" with that Jessie pulled a ring out of her pocket.
"I kept it hidden because I wanted it to be a secret but now that I know he's in Cwoko, that he was USING me, even though he KNOWS I don't like being used like a piece of property, he still goes ahead and marries me. I feel horrible..." she sobbed.
"Oh," Meowth was taken aback. "Ya know what? I reckon he was never Gayta in the first place. He was the James we all knew, and he did love ya. But later on he found out about Cwoko and uh... no, no that's not right," Meowth thought.
"Just, leave it Meowth. I don't wanna drag you into my never-ending life of misery," Jessie looked up from the now tear-stained pillow. "I'll be out later on, just let me have some time to myself for a bit," she gave Meowth a little nudge off her back.
"Ya sure? I can stay if ya want..." Meowth asked Jessie one last time.
Jessie nodded. Meowth leapt off the bed and went back out to everyone else.
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Ash was now sitting on the couch, watching Misty and Domino pick James up and toss him out of the 9th story building window. Meowth jumped up onto the table and did a long, hard 'LISTEN UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!'. That caught everyones attention, Meowth slyly thought to himself.
"Ok, I just went into Jess's room and she's soo upset, ya wouldn't believe how much we'll be paying for her waterworks. She's so upset about losing James as her partner, and she was gunna get married to him too. She's tryen ta act tough but I know her, she's really frail on the inside. So we're all gunna be as nice to her as we can, help her out when she does cooking for you, if she does that, I don't know I was kept in a cage the whole time. Just be nice to her, maybe buy her lotsa prezzies or sumthin," Meowth told everyone.
"Well we are going to the Safari Zone this weekend. Maybe we could pay Jessie's fare for her," Domino suggested.
"Or we could catch her a Tauros, it is her star sign after all," Ash contributed.
"Yeah dat's da spirit," Meowth smiled.
"Wait! We can do all those things but then I've got another great idea. The ultimate present," Misty began. All ears were tuned.
"I got this idea from a movie I saw about a bus that had to keep it's speed over 50, otherwise, it would EXPLODE!!!! I think it was called 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down'. What they did, was they did all these different sorts of things in the right order, and then they came up to this pile of scrappy scirbble junk in the middle of a road, something like a glitch in life. What I'm thinking is that we could try this and see if it works in real life. The things we could do is, talk to someone in Viridian City that's pretty relaxed, then go to Cinnabar cus that's got this kind of beachy water thing to the right. We'll surf up and down on that and see if anything happens. THat's one glitch thing we can try. THe other is to do wit hthe Safari Zone. We go into it, pay our fares. Then we come striaght out and if he asks us if we wanna leave we'll say no, to confuse him. Then, we'll hide out in the zone overnight. Then we'll go out and alk around a bit and see what happens, does that sound good?" Misty said slowly.
"Yeah cool! I heard that there is this missing pokemon that was never included in thepokedex. It was number 000, I think it was called Missingno but I can't be sure, it was off the net. Maybe we'll see that!" Ash joined in.
"Great, so we're gunna catch a cool pokemon, find Misingno, hopefully catch him, and go to a glitch city! We should call dis da 'GLITCH PROJECT'!" Meowth cheered quietly.
Everyone put their hands in the middle to do the group handshake. As soon as Jessie was able to come out, they were off!
*Me and Beth *mistys twin* wrote a flame and it had this in it so unless you're Beth you might not get this.
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One Loss, One Gain
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Jessie was pacing around impatiently in her dorm waiting for Ash and Misty to arrive. Her partner, James, was lying on the bed staring up at the fan swirling and swirling... Domino was going through her suitcase checking for anything that she may have forgotten.
It was nearing the weekend and Domino had thought of exploring the world for a change of pace. Everyone was in, as it was better than staying at the temporary home bored out of your brains. They were planning on going to Fuschia City and look at the Safari Zone in hopes of catching one of the rarer pokemon.
"When will Ash and Misty come? I'm getting bored, I've checked my bag about 20 thousand times already and found that I'm missing my spare hairbrush that many times," Domino complained.
"I don't know... though I wish they'd hurry up," Jessie sighed. James was still staring at the fan.
Just then, Ash came hurtling through the door and fell flat on James on the bed. Misty stood fuming at the doorway.
"ASH YOU IDIOT!" Misty shrieked and came charging towards Ash. Ash tumbled over James and landed on his back on the floor. Misty jumped over James, who was still lying there, and pinned Ash down before he could escape again.
"HOLD IT! Mist! What's wrong?" Jessie grabbed hold of Misty's shoulders while Domino helped Ash out of Misty's grip.
"LEMME AT HIM! LEMME AT HIM!" Misty struggled and spat. She was like a wild animal.
"MISTY WATERFLOWER! YOU TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG OR I'LL LEAVE YOU HERE WITH NOTHING TO DO!" Domino screamed furiously at Misty.
"Fine," Misty huffed. "Ash says James is in Cwoko. Says he saw James talking to Wusscrappa on the video phone but James can't be in Cwoko! He's Jessie's partner!" Misty explained.
"Ash? Why would you wanna say that about James?" Jessie asked Ash.
"BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!!!! HE WAS TALKING TO WUSSCRAPPA! THEN FATAMOP AND SOMEONE ELSE CAME ON, I THINK IT WAS MAGIKARP FREAK, THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT MEOWTH!!!!!!" Ash denied.
"Why would they talk about Meowth?" Domino asked Ash and looked at Misty.
"Cus they're keeping poor Meowth locked up at the headquarters as a hostage of sorts. THey said he escaped and is coming in search of us," Ash went on.
"James? Is this true? Are you really in Cwoko?" Jessie looked longingly at James. The good times she had spent with him, what all those rocketshippers had believed in, was all this just a hoax?
James just sat there, staring at the fan. He DID seem distant, it was in his eyes. The sort of eyes that only a 'nothing-going-on-in-the-brains' look, that only Cwoko's had.
Just then, Meowth slammed the door open. He looked around the room, spotted James and eyed him for a moment. Instantly, Meowth pounced on James and started scratching the living daylights out of him.
"THIS. IS. FOR. LOCKING. ME. UP!" Meowth hissed in between fury swipes.
James slowly got up threw Meowth off him and onto the wall. Then he walked over to Ash like a zombie.
"You found out my secret, my secret identity. The secret identity of Gayta, with the initials of GAY. YOu told everyone. Everyone you told. I do things..." James droned in the zombie like fashion and went to touch Ash.
"MOLESTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jessie screamed so loud that the aliens on Pluto that had sent Ory Gack and Pikacrap back to Earth* could even hear. Jessie instinctively got out her mallet at whumped James so hard it knocked him out 5 times before he hit the ground.
Ash just stood dumb-founded, looking at James. Misty rushed to Ash's side and hugged him for all she was worth bombarding him with 'are you okay?'s and 'are you alright?'s. Domino was standing behind Ash with her hands on his shoulders. Jessie was trying to look tough while trying as hard as she could to keep her tears in. Finally, she let go and ran into one of the bedrooms.
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Jessie was lying down on the bed crying her eyes out, Meowth on her back trying to comfort her.
"Come on Jess, cheer up. He was gay, he didn't really love ya at all," Meopwth tried.
"Oh Meowth!!!!!" Jessie started crying even louder.
"Uh, ok that didn't work out so well. But the point is, ya did what ya had ta do, ya did what anyone woulda done. Think of how ya woulda felt if ya hadda let James do what he was about to do to Ash. Ash woulda been hurt, you woulda been hurt cus ya knew ya coulda stopped James, Mist woulda been hurt and Domino woulda been hurt," Meowth tried to explain thing clearer.
"But Meowth," sniffed Jessie, "I never told you, but I was engaged. I was gunna marry a ZOMBIE! I've even got the ring to prove it!" with that Jessie pulled a ring out of her pocket.
"I kept it hidden because I wanted it to be a secret but now that I know he's in Cwoko, that he was USING me, even though he KNOWS I don't like being used like a piece of property, he still goes ahead and marries me. I feel horrible..." she sobbed.
"Oh," Meowth was taken aback. "Ya know what? I reckon he was never Gayta in the first place. He was the James we all knew, and he did love ya. But later on he found out about Cwoko and uh... no, no that's not right," Meowth thought.
"Just, leave it Meowth. I don't wanna drag you into my never-ending life of misery," Jessie looked up from the now tear-stained pillow. "I'll be out later on, just let me have some time to myself for a bit," she gave Meowth a little nudge off her back.
"Ya sure? I can stay if ya want..." Meowth asked Jessie one last time.
Jessie nodded. Meowth leapt off the bed and went back out to everyone else.
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Ash was now sitting on the couch, watching Misty and Domino pick James up and toss him out of the 9th story building window. Meowth jumped up onto the table and did a long, hard 'LISTEN UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!'. That caught everyones attention, Meowth slyly thought to himself.
"Ok, I just went into Jess's room and she's soo upset, ya wouldn't believe how much we'll be paying for her waterworks. She's so upset about losing James as her partner, and she was gunna get married to him too. She's tryen ta act tough but I know her, she's really frail on the inside. So we're all gunna be as nice to her as we can, help her out when she does cooking for you, if she does that, I don't know I was kept in a cage the whole time. Just be nice to her, maybe buy her lotsa prezzies or sumthin," Meowth told everyone.
"Well we are going to the Safari Zone this weekend. Maybe we could pay Jessie's fare for her," Domino suggested.
"Or we could catch her a Tauros, it is her star sign after all," Ash contributed.
"Yeah dat's da spirit," Meowth smiled.
"Wait! We can do all those things but then I've got another great idea. The ultimate present," Misty began. All ears were tuned.
"I got this idea from a movie I saw about a bus that had to keep it's speed over 50, otherwise, it would EXPLODE!!!! I think it was called 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down'. What they did, was they did all these different sorts of things in the right order, and then they came up to this pile of scrappy scirbble junk in the middle of a road, something like a glitch in life. What I'm thinking is that we could try this and see if it works in real life. The things we could do is, talk to someone in Viridian City that's pretty relaxed, then go to Cinnabar cus that's got this kind of beachy water thing to the right. We'll surf up and down on that and see if anything happens. THat's one glitch thing we can try. THe other is to do wit hthe Safari Zone. We go into it, pay our fares. Then we come striaght out and if he asks us if we wanna leave we'll say no, to confuse him. Then, we'll hide out in the zone overnight. Then we'll go out and alk around a bit and see what happens, does that sound good?" Misty said slowly.
"Yeah cool! I heard that there is this missing pokemon that was never included in thepokedex. It was number 000, I think it was called Missingno but I can't be sure, it was off the net. Maybe we'll see that!" Ash joined in.
"Great, so we're gunna catch a cool pokemon, find Misingno, hopefully catch him, and go to a glitch city! We should call dis da 'GLITCH PROJECT'!" Meowth cheered quietly.
Everyone put their hands in the middle to do the group handshake. As soon as Jessie was able to come out, they were off!
*Me and Beth *mistys twin* wrote a flame and it had this in it so unless you're Beth you might not get this.
