Author's Note: Finally, a High School DxD fanfiction. I had many ideas floating around, but I finally got something I can start with. This fanfic revolves around the Oppai Dragon TV show that was broadcasted for kids starting in Volume 7 of the Light Novel. A producer proposes a featured film of the show using devils from the Occult Research Club as casts. Rias is not too fond of this and expresses her concern, mostly with respect to her image.
As of writing this chapter, I just started Volume 9 of the Light Novels so expect inaccuracies. I am keeping the other idea (Issei's Dream World) on hold until I get through more volumes.
Disclaimer: All characters are property of their respective owners.
Chapter 1:
Introduction – Tuning into Channel 7
"You are watching The Undernet Neptune Television, a 72 station network serving all of Hell. UNTV, the Underworld's premier channel."
Shortly after the voiceover, the majestic orchestra tune in the background becomes louder. Thanks to Sirzechs Lucifer, Issei Hyoudou's mansion has access to television programs in hell. It is now 4:30 pm in the afternoon and the kids programming block is coming up. Issei tunes to the UNTV and watches it along with everyone else from the Occult Research Club, a group of devils all belonging under Rias Gremory, the leader.
"Coming up on UNTV kids, your favorite Chichiryuutei Oppai Dragon followed by Studyshop."
Oppai Dragon is a popular tokusatsu show that was made shortly after Issei went into Juggernaut Drive during the fight with Shalia Beezlebub. Due to Issei's popularity with the children in hell for calling out Oppai repeatedly during the match with the Sitri's, Azazel and the Gremories started a show based on Issei. It surprisingly has good ratings and popularity.
Following Oppai Dragon on the children's lineup is StudyShop, an educational television show that mainly focuses on academics. Sona Sitri, the student council president and a devil of the Sitri family, wants children to be intelligent and academically successful. Because half of the children turn off their television sets after Oppai Dragon, Sona is arguing with the television station to put her TV program before Oppai Dragon so the children will be forced to watch her show. The request is still pending.
Serafall, Sona's sister and also a Maou, has a few TV shows of her own as well. However, it is broadcasted on a competitor network, Great Maou Network or GMN. The GMN station mainly handles television shows created by one or all of the Maous. However, it only has 6 stations and 2 of the stations are down for repairs, making its reception range limited. Serafall hopes to expand the GMN network and cater to all parts of hell just like UNTV.
"Coming up today on Chichiryuutei Oppai Dragon… Darkness Knight Fang unleashes a new enemy that can control time. Issei Gremory tries to approach the enemy, but the enemy keeps rewinding time, sending Issei back to the beginning. Oh No! What is he going to do?"
"Ha ha ha! I am so grateful to be chosen by the almighty Darkness king, Chichiryuutei. As long as I can control time, your attacks will do no harm to me. Surrender now and become part of the Army of Darkness."
"No! Never! I will never bow down to your demands."
"Then… I will simply freeze time for you. You will stand there like a lonely statue forever. Freeze!"
Oppai Dragon is now a rock solid statue. However, the statue is unstable and falls over and lands on another important character.
"Oppai Dragon. I am sorry to arrive late. Please don't die on me. I'll do anything to save you."
The character forces her breasts on Oppai Dragon's fingers. In a matter of seconds, a bright flash appears. The flash immobilizes the enemy's ability to control time and unfreezes Oppai Dragon. That character is none other than the Switch Princess based on Rias. The name is coined by Bikou when Rias used her breasts to revive Issei from Juggernaut Drive. The real Rias is unhappy with her role and has repeatedly complained about it.
"Now finish him off, Oppai Dragon."
"Yes!" Oppai Dragon uses his Boosted Gear and gives one devastating punch.
"Nooooooo…" In an instant flash, the outlines of the monster turn into ashes.
"Once again, Issei Gremory restores peace to the city. But will it be the end? Find out next time on Chichiryuutei Oppai Dragon when Darkness Knight Fang uncovers a hidden gem and uses it against Issei Gremory."
While the show was airing, everyone had different reactions. Issei is curious about the direction of the show, especially since the main superhero is based on him. The church trio (Irina Shido, an angel, Asia Argento, and Xenovia, both devils) glue their eyes to the TV, interested to see the events Issei goes through today. Akeno Hirejima, silently applauds Issei. Kiba Yuuto admires Issei's powers and Koneko Toujou and Gasper Vladi admires Issei's heroic efforts. Rossweisse does not pay attention and focuses on accounting work. As for Rias, she moves to a small corner and crouches down.
"Sigh! This show is getting more embarrassing to watch. I can't believe you big brother and Azazel," Rias looks down on the floor.
"Ufufu… You usually like to show your strong side, but when it comes to this, you get weak. Issei isn't a good choice for you."
"Issei is mine!"
"Share the wealth, Rias."
As Rias and Akeno continue to fight, StudyShop is now starting. The topic today is Algebra. In the show, one of the student council members explains basic concepts relating to the topic. The student council members are also devil servants belonging to Sona. While the show is educational, a major issue is that the lectures are too dry and most of the student council members cannot explain in a language that children could comprehend, resulting in many children turning off their TV sets and ignoring it completely. The viewership ratings are also dismal.
During a commercial break for StudyShop, an exciting announcement is made. "Coming soon to Chichiryuutei Oppai Dragon... Issei Gremory will face one of the most feared enemies to date. C. Ogratude, a powerful priest, invades hell and attacks devils with the most powerful weapons he has ever seen, the holy silver arrow of light, the mirror shield, and the infinite thunder rod. Long-time rival Darkness Knight Fang joins Issei for once to fight this evil source of light. Will they ever succeed? Find out when this first full-featured animation premieres at your local movie theater. Coming soon."
Shortly after StudyShop resumes, everyone is surprised at the announcement.
"Huh? A featured film?" asks Rias.
"That is correct, my sister Rias." Sirzechs Lucifer, Rias's brother, sneaks up behind her. Next to him is Azazel, the governor of fallen angels. Both of them are heavily involved in the Oppai Dragon franchise, much to Rias' dismay.
"Rias, we received an offer last week about a movie proposal for the show. The Oppai Dragon TV show is very popular and a movie producer wanted to give all those fans a nice treat. We immediately approved it."
"Big brother, why do you have to do this? This show is already making me embarrassed," Rias expresses her disapproval.
"Don't worry my little sister. It will be a thrilling experience for all of us. It will also be fun too."
"Oh yes, Rias, the producer also did make one special request. He wants to cast the original model for each character to make it more special. Therefore, he wants you and your entire servant group to cast in the movie."
"Cast? Does that mean we'll be popular?" Asia asks.
"Ara Ara! It will be my chance to show Issei-kun my acting skills. Uhuhu…" Akeno responds.
"That's sounds great, I'll get to be Issei-kun's sidekick," Kiba responds.
As the Occult Research Club members start to think of all the benefits of starring in the film, one loud voice overpowers everyone else.
"I decline! The deal is rejected!"
