Dirty Little Secrets

Chapter 1: Classified Information

Bubbles PoV

Hi, my name is Bubbles Utonium. I'm 18 years old and a senior at Townsville High. But I guess you guys don't wanna hear that stuff. Here's something you will want to know, I have a secret, but you've got to promise not to tell anyone... You promise? Okay, well... I go out with Butch Jojo, the green Ruff! Surprised?

Now, don't tell anyone, ESPECIALLY my sisters! I mean, we all got over the silly rivalry between us before starting high school, but I'm still not sure if Butters or Blossy would really appreciate me being with our ex-rivals. Butch thought the same about his brothers, so we decided to keep quiet about our relationship.

I suppose I should tell you guys how the fuck (yes, I swear from time to time - blame it on Butch, with his sailors mouth) an unusual pair - such as Butch and myself - got together. Well, it all started at the beginning of 10th Grade, when we became sophomores, that (after a year of pranks and insults) I noticed a change in Butch...