1.

Haruno Sakura. Female. Medical-nin. Princess. Pink hair. Green eyes. Pretty. Her ass is to die for. Bad temper. Shannaro. Killer punch mixed with aforementioned temper.

2.

Uchiha Sasuke. Male. ANBU. Bitch. Black hair. Black eyes. Gorgeous. Seriously, the guy is dangerous to look at. Sharp tongue. Fire, lightning, sword… amaterasususanoo…

3.

Uzumaki Naruto. Male. Hokage. Idiot. Blond hair. Blue eyes. Handsome. Have you seen the guy smile? Overly heroic. Rasengan, sage mode…. Kyuubi

4.

Hatake Kakashi. Male. ANBU Captain. Pervert. Silver hair. Brown eye. Red Eye. Stud. One word: well-endowed. Annoyingly mysterious. Mangekyo sharingan… raikiri

5.

Back off. Mine. Fuck you.

6.

Sakura sat in the tub, lazily smoking a joint and trying to relax after a long shift at the hospital when she heard two of her boys crash through the door loudly. She was too high to care that they had broken something again, but listened carefully to make sure it wasn't a fight. She could hear them panting and moaning and ripping off each other's clothes, bumping into furniture and slamming into walls, breaking half the house as they tried to find a nice place to fuck. She tried to ignore it, but the sounds were making her horny. Maybe, if she was lucky, they would decide to fuck in the bathroom. It might be the only room left standing by the time they were done with foreplay.

… Fuck that.

She'd help herself. She wasn't in the mood to be sandwiched between two brutes and she was finally getting comfy. The sex toys on the counter were calling her name. It had been a while since she pleasured herself. It would a nice way to warm up while Naruto used his endless energy to wear Kakashi down. Afterwards, she would show the ANBU captain what happens if you leave a girl alone for too long. She had had a lot of fun with Naruto for the past week, but she wanted to be dirtied. She wanted to be tied up and humiliated and fucked until she begged for mercy, and Kakashi knew a thing or two about that.

7.

Naruto engulfed his cock, sucking on it as if it were a popsicle. For whatever reason, Kakashi had pulled up his eye patch, revealing his always-active sharingan. Fuck. It reminded him of Sasuke. That fucking bitch should be sucking his cock right now, but noooo, he was late.

"Suck harder." Kakashi ordered bluntly.

Naruto glared up at him. "Shut up. Be grateful I'm doing this at all. I hate giving blowjobs."

Kakashi's left eye swirled and he smirked, grabbing a fist full of Naruto's hair and pushed him down. Naruto choked and tried to slap the hand away, but he nearly suffocated before Kakashi released him. He usually didn't mind being manhandled. He'd always been a bit of a masochist, but right now, he simply couldn't take it. Kakashi was a monster whenever he returned from a mission – demanding, aggressive, sadistic. Naruto had to snap him out of it before he could allow him to go inside to Sakura. Usually, it was Sasuke's job, but the bitch wasn't here.

Hold the fuck up.

Naruto took Kakashi's cock out of his mouth and sniffed the air. His eyes gained spots of red when he pinpointed the location of the tantalizing scent.

"Sasuke…"

8.

Each of them had favorites. Naruto's favorite was Sasuke, Sasuke's favorite was Kakashi, Kakashi's favorite was Sakura, and Sakura's favorite was Naruto. They were all aware of this and, most of the time, they just accepted it.

Sasuke was Naruto's favorite for several reasons. The biggest and strangest was that he despised the bitch as much as he loved him. Sasuke drove him fucking insane in all the good and the bad ways. Their love wasn't pretty. It was ugly and raw and outrageous. Kakashi and Sakura still didn't understand it half the time, hell, Naruto himself didn't get it most of the time. All he knew was that… he needed him.

Kakashi was Sasuke's favorite because Sasuke had daddy issues, or big brother issues or whatever. Also, Sasuke was a power-hungry slut who, for whatever fucked up reason, still considered him to be stronger than Naruto. Perhaps it was because Kakashi was the boss or the alpha male of the relationship or maybe it had more to do with experience than actual strength. In any case, Kakashi was nearly always his first choice.

The main reason Sakura was Kakashi's favorite was because she had a cunt. She was his ideal type. She was pretty, attentive and rarely questioned his authority. She could be coy, she could be bossy, she could be irrational, but it was always in healthy doses. She was stable. That was the most important thing. She was the secret ingredient that kept them all from killing each other. He would've crashed a long time ago if it wasn't for her.

Naruto was Sakura's favorite because, firstly, Sasuke's treachery had put a crater in her love for him and, secondly, during the bitch's absence Naruto had become her hero. She had seen him grow up. She had watched him become the man he was today. He was far from perfect, but his flaws were as beautiful as his sky-blue eyes. It made him relatable. Sasuke was just too much for her sometimes. He still had that air of unattainability around him that intimidated her a little. Naruto was her safe haven.

Of course, since they were all a bit messed up in the head their favorites tended to change every now and then. Naruto would have Sasuke all to himself if he was angry with Kakashi and Sakura would get the fucking of a lifetime she managed to piss Sasuke off the right way. Kakashi would bang Sasuke through the planet's crust after a mission and Naruto was always the targeted victim for the pervert's kinkiest fetishes. Sakura could wind Sasuke up like no other if she was in one of her rebellious moods and Kakashi wouldn't know what hit him when the princess was particularly horny. Naruto would seek out Sakura if he was feeling gentle and wanted to spoil someone and he knew where to find Kakashi if he felt like being spoiled himself.

But lately one of them always seemed to be missing. Kakashi and Sasuke were often gone on a mission or recovering from their injuries while Naruto and Sakura had long working hours. It didn't matter what the current chemistry was, as soon as one of them left, it affected the balance that kept them all sane. Now was one of those moments were they all felt fucking incomplete because someone has been gone for too fucking long. Three months! Three fucking months since they'd last seen Sasuke.

Kakashi had just returned from an assassination mission. He still smelled like blood. He still had that madman's look in his mismatched eyes. He couldn't tell the difference between pleasure and pain when he was like this. He needed the bitch to drain the darkness from him, but he wasn't home yet. So Naruto went to welcome him back because he'd have to be dead or dying before he'd leave Sakura at the hands of the monster Kakashi turned into after a mission, but Sakura had been in the mood for Kakashi for days now. As for Naruto, he was in the mood to hate. He wanted to put his leash back on his bitch. If he didn't come home soon, Naruto was going to crack, Kakashi wouldn't be far behind and Sakura would be torn apart by two beasts she had no way of controlling by herself.

9.

They fought over Sasuke when they heard him coming through the door. Naruto won so Kakashi left in search of Sakura. He tackled the bitch back into their front yard and bit his neck. Sasuke struggled. He was in dire need of a bath, some weed and a lot of rest, but Naruto was feeling cruel today. He was seconds from losing control over everything that made him human and Sasuke was the only way to get it back. He fucked him hard in the rain. The only thing shielding them from the eyes of passersby was a row of fruit-bearing trees with thick trunks.

Naruto smirked down at Sasuke, sending the bitch into a rage. He clawed at angrily his back, hurling insults and hissing like a cat. Naruto smacked his ass, enjoying the sight, enjoying the fight. He wanted more. More fury, more pain, more Sasuke

10.

Kakashi loved it when Sakura put on a show for him. There were moments when she'd put on lingerie or a slutty costume and give him a lap dance, but the minute she saw his dick she jumped on it.

"Missed me, have you?"

"Shut up and go."

Kakashi growled, but obeyed. With pleasure. To him, Sakura looked best when she ached for him. And, fucking hell, was she aching for him. The girl looked like she was going to ride him for days. He wasn't going to complain.

Fuck no.

His hand went for a breast while the other grabbed a handful of ass. Sakura moaned and mewled as he set out to re-explore her body. It was a challenge for him. He wanted nothing more than to slam her down on the mattress and fuck her until she passed out, but he couldn't. He wouldn't. Sakura was their princess. She was their dirty damsel. Even Sasuke would get jumped by Naruto and Kakashi if he went too far. Especially since he had hurt her enough.

Kakashi growled again. No one could make his blood boil more than that boy-whore. But, on the other hand, no one could make him feel more human than Sakura…

11.

Sakura held the joint in front of Sasuke's face, smiling gently as he took a long drag. Kakashi was laying at the end of the bed, a sated look on his face. Naruto hadn't even made it to the bed. He was laying K.O. in front of the bedroom door, his snoring so loud and fucking annoying that both Sakura and Sasuke cringed every time he breathed in.

Whenever Sakura cuddled up against Sasuke she was reminded of the fact that he was her first heartbreak. She'd feel a stab in her chest as she remembered the hurt. It made her want to roll off the bed and curl up into Naruto's arms, as tired as she was. No one made her feel more safe and loved than Naruto. No one. But he wasn't always hers. Usually he was chasing after Sasuke and that hurt too sometimes because in those moments she felt alone and didn't know who to blame or hate for it.

But then there were times like this. Times where, as if he could feel her pain, Sasuke would turn around to face her and kiss her cheek. His arm would wrap around her body. He would just hold her, his body pressed against hers like a shield. Sakura knew that during these moments Sasuke had no defenses yet he willingly guided her towards him in his most vulnerable moment. And that small gesture would heal a wound that even her blond hero couldn't fix…

12.

Sakura was the only one Sasuke couldn't hate. Sure, he disliked her sometimes, especially when she was deliberately getting on his nerves and testing his boundaries until he snapped and fucked her so hard that both Naruto and Kakashi came after him like angry demons. But he could never hate her. Not after the love and forgiveness she'd shown him despite all the tears she had shed because of him.

Naruto may have become her number one in his absence, but he was still the one that could make or break her with a single word or touch. He still had her wrapped around his finger. Sometimes she'd coil up and attempt to strangle that finger and sometimes Sasuke would let her. He didn't know why. She was the only one who could get away with it.

Maybe it was because she had become his princess too over time. He'd never admit it. Fuck no. Never. Sakura would never know that she was the only one he trusted with all his flaws and weaknesses. Because he knew she would take care of him no matter what.

13.

Naruto was the only one Sasuke couldn't describe. He just couldn't. He hated the son of a bitch, sometimes more than he loved him. Sometimes it was like he didn't love him at all. He realized that Naruto had the same problem with him, but he liked to think that he had an advantage over the idiot. When he ran, Naruto would chase after him. That was a fact. To this day, he didn't know whether he hated or loved that about him.

He just… fuck that, never mind… too complicated.

14.

Kakashi had always been the outsider. He had always been the one that was just a bit different. Always tap-dancing on the border between welcome and unwelcome. His relationship with his former students was no different.

Sakura adored his cock after a few joints and/or stiff drinks, but it was Naruto whom she felt safe with and Sasuke who pushed all the right buttons.

Naruto knew Kakashi was open to all kinds of weird things in the bedroom, but it was Sasuke who drove him over the edge and Sakura who he'd die for.

Sasuke understood him better than anyone and didn't need cannabis or alcohol to handle his insatiable sexual appetite, but he didn't trust him like he did Sakura and Naruto.

And, fuck, did that hurt sometimes…

15.

Naruto was the first to wake up. He had to go to the office and do some paperwork. He stood at the doorway, stretched out his muscles and watched his lovers sleep. Kakashi and Sasuke would be recovering from their mission and Sakura had the day off. They'd be spending the day together.

Without him…

Jealousy was common in their fucked up relationship. How could it not be when they all had favorites and they all had issues, but Naruto felt like he was the most affected by it. His thirst for love and acceptance was limitless, even now, and the only ones who could truly quench it were not always capable of doing so. Sasuke didn't need Naruto's approval as much as Naruto needed his. Sakura was more than willing to give it to him, but sometimes she demanded too much in return. Kakashi would give whatever he had left, but it wasn't always enough. Jealousy was fucking cruel because half the time he didn't even know who to be jealous of so he would resent all of them for it. It was a childish thing to do, but he couldn't help it.

"Shouldn't you be heading to work?"

"You're awake?"

Kakashi's mismatched eyes caught the moonlight. "Yes."

Naruto hissed threateningly when his former sensei caressed Sakura's thigh. Kakashi raised his eyebrow questioning, but Naruto tore his eyes away and left before he did or said something he'd regret. Kurama laughed mockingly in the back of his head.

16.

Sakura loved her boys. She loved each of them more than words could say. But, fucking hell, she'd kill them if they broke one more fucking thing.

"What the fuck happened?"

"I was trying to make breakfast, but apparently an unsteady table can only carry so much food." Kakashi drawled.

"No shit!" She hollered. "Argh, and you're supposed to be the mature one."

"I can't always be." Kakashi whispered.

"What?"

"Nothing, princess. I'll go see if the bakery's open."

Sakura frowned, wondering if she should follow him, but decided against it. Sasuke would throw a fucking fit if he woke up to the mess in the kitchen. Prissy, little bitch. She sighed and began to clean up. She loved all her boys. All three of them. Because even Kakashi, with all his wisdom and experience, was still but a boy when it came to love.

17.

Sasuke groaned in annoyance when a hand softly shook him awake. "What?"

"Breakfast." Sakura whispered.

"Don't want it." His hips were killing him. "Join me."

"Can't. Don't want Kakashi to eat alone."

Sasuke frowned. "But you're perfectly okay with me sleeping alone?"

Sakura gave him a look. "I thought you liked being alone. Isn't that your thing?"

Normally, he could handle a joke like that. "Right. Go and hold Kakashi's hand. I'm sure he's clueless without you."

"Sasuke…"

"Go."

He could sense her staring at him for a moment before sighing and walking out. He pressed his face into the pillow, too stubborn to admit even to himself that he had missed his lovers and that he felt abandoned. He was not going to apologize for being high-maintenance. They knew what they were getting into when they invited him into their lovers' circle.

18.

Each of them were critically aware of the fact that love wasn't always sunshine and daisies. In fact, their love didn't even seem to be possible without an unhealthy dose of hatred, drugs, alcohol and violence.

It was a shame.

Sometimes it was as if they were wasting their lives away trying to do the impossible, other times it seemed like they were too far gone to care, as if they didn't even want love anymore, but pleasure and sin. There were so many moments they weren't prepared for and only more to come. Every day was a challenge. Even after being together for almost a year, they were still trying to figure things out. It wasn't like there was a rulebook somewhere with a step-by-step guide on 'how to be a happy foursome when you're all messed up in the head'.

Yeah, they knew they were fucked up. Most obvious thing about them. They all had darkness inside of them, scratching at their insides, trying to crawl out and take over. But, fuck it, you know. Love's always been fucked up. So far, so good, right? Right? Well, who knew. If it all would fall apart in the end, they could at least say that they tried. But right now, at this very moment, they were home.

A nice, little place on the edge of Konoha where they could be as crazy as they wanted. After all, we're all mad here. If only just a little…