A/N: Another one? This is for my Sunshine Bear. It blows, but I owe you.


"You shouldn't eat before you sleep, you'll get nightmares," Sunny informed Ted from the other side of the bed.

"Babe, that's an old wives tale. I'll be fine," Ted responded, taking another bite out of his slice of pizza.

"Fine, don't listen to me. Turn the light out when you're done, I need my sleep. A whole day with Jericho tomorrow, so I need my energy," Sunny said with a yawn.

Ted rolled his eyes. "I can't believe you'd rather spend a day shopping with him than hanging out with your man."

"T, Chris is one blow job away from being gay. There's no need to be jealous."

"I'm not jealous. I mean you won't really leave me for Randy or Jericho. They're so old.

"Ted, shut up. You're rambling" Sunny rolled on her side away from Ted.

Ted woke up in the middle of the night after he heard a door shut. He sleepily raised himself off the bed to see the bathroom light peering from the bottom of the door. Then he heard Sunny on the phone.


"Who could she be talking to at this hour?" He thought to himself. He let out a big yawn and decided against trying to figure it out. It was probably Chris asking her what to wear on their day out in the morning.

He changed his mind again when he heard giggling. Not a laugh like Chris said something funny, but a girly laugh. A flirtatious one.

Rage filled his body. He didn't even know the truth, but he was furious. He put his ear to the door and heard Sunny almost whispering on the phone.

"He can't know about us. It'll kill him," She was silent for a moment, then let out another laugh. "Then again, who cares?"

Ted grabbed at the door knob, but it was locked. He began pounding on the door. "Sunny, open this damn door before I break it down!"

After Ted stopped pounding on the door, Sunny finally emerged. The phone was still to her ear and she had an expression on her face like she was annoyed he interrupted her.

"Do you mind?" She asked, trying to pull the door shut again, but Ted's hand was still gripped on the knob.

"Are you serious right now?" Ted was furious. You could hear it in his voice. "Who are you talking to?" Ted grabbed at the phone. "Randy? You're cheating on me with Orton?"

"Ow, Ted, stop."

"I'll kill him!"

Sunny gripped his shoulders "Ted…Ted…Teddy.."


Ted sat straight up in the bed. Sunny just looked at him like he was insane.

"What the hell happened?" Ted asked her. The anger still in his voice.

"You were dreaming and you nearly shoved me off the bed. And who were you gonna kill?" Sunny was still giving him a questionable look.

"You were cheating on me with Randy," He answered.

"Ha, in both our dreams then," Sunny laughed.

"That's not funny. Stop laughing."

Sunny's phone began ringing. She smiled when she looked at the screen.

"Who is it?" Ted asked. She tossed the still ringing phone in his lap.

Incoming Call From: Randy