Harry Potter and The Order of Kentucky Fried Chicken
"Voldemort! You will never win! You strayed from the light side!" Dumbledore was yelling his normal everyday rant against Voldemort.
"Yes I will you fool! There is no good or evil, light or darkness only power!" Voldemort was also yelling his rant against Dumbledore.
Meanwhile Harry was looking at the two of them he was thinking what was better KFC or McDonald's.
"Come here boy! All the Big Mac's and Big And Tasties you can eat!" Voldemort was persuading him to the Dark side…
"Nooo! Harry! All the Crispy Chicken and curly fries you can eat! CRISPY CHICKEN HARRY!" Dumbledore was getting desperate.
"Do I get barbecue sauce?" Harry wanted barbecue sauce…
"… god dammit! Harry we don't have barbecue sauce but we have crispy chicken…" Dumbledore pleaded.
"HAHAHAH! We have barbecue sauce and chicken mcnuggets! Come here!" Voldemort was beaming with giddiness.
And so Harry strayed from the light and became one of the obese McDonalds supporters and sympathisers.
