100 things the Cullen Parents aren't allowed to do!

This is a story of what the Cullen parents aren't allowed to do or say in front of their kids. (Or in public in general)

Disclaimer: I do not own twilight not matter how many times I watch the movie or get posters it still hasn't worked. *sigh*

Emmett's POV

"Mom" I looked at Esme and then turned to Carlisle "Dad"

"Umm Honey?" Esme was looking concerned. "Why are we here?"

"You didn't convince 2nd graders that every time they ate a piece of food it would go "WEEEEEEE" down their throats."

I laughed. My best joke yet.

"Emmett that took months for parents and teachers alike to get those kids to know what actually happens" Esme said in her stern mother voice.

"No, no. It's nothing like that. This actually is about you two" I pointed my fingers to both of them.

Carlisle placed his elbows on the desk and pushed his fingers together.

"Son? What did we do exactly?"

I looked at them with my arms crossed. And turned to face Bella who was standing there. She was the good cop. I was the bad one. I nodded my head and she understood. She turned the lights off and then one single light came on above the desk where they were sitting. I turned back towards them and tapped my foot. Bella came into view beside me. We had planned this all out.

"Uh um" Carlisle and Esme looked at her with confident expressions on their faces. "We needed to talk to you because of recent events that have happened so far." They looked at each other puzzled.

I was trying really hard to keep a straight face. Bad cop, Bad cop, Bad cop.

"What recent events are you talking about Bella?" Carlisle asked her.

"We will discuss those events with each one of you separately."

"Alright." Carlisle said. "I'll go out for a quick hunt while you interrogate my wife." He gave her a quick kiss on the lips and ran through the door.

"Alright" Bella turned towards Esme. "Guess you're up first"

We faced each other with a smirk and turned back towards Esme. This was gonna be fun.

Hey I am adding this story because hey whose parents haven't embarrassed them and this honours those moments. Now I ask now is to tell an embarrassing moment about your parents and I will put your user name and moment into my honours list (list either at beginning or end of each chapter) thanks

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