"I'm Movie!Scott, and nobody likes me," whined the man in the goofy visor.

"I'm Comic!Scott, and I like you," comforted the man without the goofy visor.

"It's not fair, you don't have to wear a goofy visor, or sunglasses all the time. People used to make fun of me. They called me 'Sunglasses-at-night boy'"

"Shhh, Shhh," said comic!Scott, patting movie!Scott on the back comfortingly. "I like a man of few words. It totally turned me only that you only had 36 words in that last movie."

"But I died!" wailed movie!Scott. "Everyone hates me! I just want to be loved!"

"I'll love you," intoned comic!Scott, his voice low and sultry; a trick he learned from his extremely attractive girlfriend, the one and only Emma Frost. "I'll love you all night long."