Humans Must Be Cuddled (General Iida Says)

Summary: "General! We've captured a human!"

"YOU DID WHAT?! Humans are supposed to be cuddled, Lieutenant!'' General Iida slammed his hand on the desk, ''Release it! Confining them to small spaces will cause them to disgorge!''

''…Vomit, sir?''

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"General! We've captured a human!"

"YOU DID WHAT?! Humans are supposed to be cuddled, Lieutenant!'' General Iida slammed his hand on the desk, ''Release it! Confining them to small spaces will cause them to disgorge!''

''…Vomit, sir?''

The general pushed his glasses and closed his eyes. ''Multi-coloured 'vomit', as Human Uraraka demonstrated. A classic characteristic of the human race.''

Lt. Todoroki blinked. ''Human Bakugo has shown no such symptoms yet, but I will administer the treatment immediately, sir.''

''See that you do.''

The Lieutenant turned sharply and closed the door behind him. Halfway down the corridor, the door flew open again.

''Don't forget to scratch behind his ears!''