I Redone this chapter to make it easier. Cause I don't even want to read it like this.
THURSDAY 8:01 PM
A dark red-headed, 16 yr. old boy was sitting at his desk in his room doing his agonizing homework. He might be the smartest boy in his class but that doesn't particularly mean that he likes homework. He was doing some stupid science worksheet, when he heard something rustle in the bushes. He ignored it and continued with his work. After a few minutes he heard the rustling again except it was in the tree near his bedroom window.
He just picked up his ipod and put the earplugs in his,(In his what?In his but, *Sarcasm* No! they're ear plugs where do you think they go! *Grins widly!* Dammit it Kenny! They go in his ears! Now don't interrupt you messed up the suspense! *Whines* *Sticks out tongue* *Sighs*) ,like I was saying he puts the ear plugs in his ears as he turned it on. The window opened ever so softly that normal or impaired hearing could not hear it open.
"Cartman! How many times to I have to tell you to get the HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE?!" Kyle sighed as he continued his work.
"Damn you and your Jew hearing!" Cartman cursed in aggravation.
"Just get out, and try not to break the window seal on your way." Kyle told him, while he never once glanced up.
"Fuck You......." Cartman slipped on his way out and tumbled to the ground.
He muttered something about Jews as he painfully got up and walked away. Kyle sighed before getting up to close the window."Stupid Cartman." He said to himself as he went back to finish his homework.
9:01 PM
Kyle was in the bathroom getting ready for bed like his mother told him too. He finished flossing his teeth, not caring if he missed a tooth or not. He began to walk towards his bedroom door when he heard pecking on the hallway window. He halted then turned to face the accusing window. He saw a shimmer of metal. He walked towards the window and find a grappling hook clinging to the window seal. Kyle smirked and opened the window. he leaned out to find an overweight 16 yr. boy halfway up the rope that was attach to the grappling hook.
"I'm surprised Cartman," Cartman looked up and noticed the Red-headed Jew looking down at him with a smirk planted across his face."that you could pull yourself up, let alone climbing this rope."
Cartman glared at him and growled "Ay! I'm Not fat! I'm big-boned!"
Kyle rolled his eyes and pulled out his pocket knife.(He always keeps that with him) "Whatever."
And before Cartman knew it he was on the ground in pain as the cut rope fell onto his face. Kyle was mused by this. He shut the window and returned to his bedroom.
10:01 PM
Kyle was curled up snug in his bed when he heard the bushes rustle again. 'Dammit Cartman! I don't want to deal with you right now.' Kyle thought. He turned to face the wall. He closed his eyes and let his dreams take over.
11:35 PM
With a soft click the window was unlocked. It was gently lift opened without a sound. A dark figure slyly climbed in. He looked to make sure his surroundings were safe. The figure turned around to face the bed when THUNK! he got hit with a pillow. He was throw back to the ground. The figure looked shocked as he stared at the offending pillow. Then he looked towards the bed.
"Ugh!!! Cartman get out! I'm trying to sleep!" Kyle groaned as he pulled the covers over his head.
The intruder stood back up and brushed himself off. He walked towards the bed ever so quietly that it did not make a sound to human ears or dog ears. Kyle growled underneath the covers.
"Cartman, I'm warning you! Get out before I kick you out! I'm too tired to put up with your shit!"
"I don't know zis Cartman of which you speak of." Kyle eyes widen as he quickly raised up, but he was just as quickly knocked out by a shovel?
