Author's Notes: Something random I wrote... this why I should never have spare time on my hands.
Disclaimer: Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto. Plot belongs to Veroxion.
Health class.
One of the best and worst classes every student in Konoha Gakuen will experience once a week, whether they like it or not.
Best, because it is too damn funny to hear your usual grumpy, stern teachers say penis, vagina and sex.
Worst, because you will most likely be embarrassed, ask stupid questions and then have the entire class mock the hell out of you.
Now, Hinata was not like most people. She didn't ask silly questions like, if two men had sex, could they get pregnant, nor did she snicker madly when the teacher said something like genitals warts. No.
She merely sat there.
Quietly.
Blushing.
...and usually daydreaming about Uzumaki Naruto, the class clown who asked silly questions like, if two men had sex, could they get pregnant, who snickered madly when the teacher said genital warts. And he sat there, his feet on the desk, leaning back on his seat while provoking his—according to him—bastard of a best friend.
"What are the key qualities you want someone to have before you have sex with them?"
Hinata sighed. The teacher didn't know what she was in for.
"BIG BAZOOKAS!"
Ah yes, health class.
-x-
And so, the answers followed.
"TRUST! BECAUSE I DON'T WANT MY BOYFRIEND TO CHEAT ON ME. YEAH!"
Apparently, Neji and Tenten were having trust issues again.
"Pink hair, green eyes..." there was a pause. "...large forehead, perky breasts, soft cheeks, plump ass, lean legs, supple thighs, a freckle right above—" while Sasuke went into his extremely detailed description, Hinata mentally sighed and laid her head down on the desk. She didn't even know why they did Sex Ed in Health. She was sure everyone knew everything already.
As the answers went on, some from outrageously stupid to pretty decent ones, Hinata supposed her own qualities wouldn't live up to hardly anyones standards. She jolted up, however when a large smack was heard.
She saw Naruto, standing up with his hand slammed down onto the desk.
"I WANA MAKE SURE THE PERSON I HAVE SEX WITH ISN'T A HOMELESS BUM!"
...well, she could live up to that.
Author's Note: This is so fail. Personally, I hate 98% of this. Yeah :D
