I swear, if anyone takes me seriously this time I'm going to laugh so fucking hard.

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Warning, this is a troll fic. Meaning I am not being serious and I am making fun of stereotypical fanfictions written by actual weeaboos. This had to be put here because a certain anonymous viewer *glares at "Guest"* thinks that this is a serious attempt at literature even with the obvious hints here and there.

ur naem iz [naem]-chan-sama-senpai-sama-desu-chan and u r da biggest mary sue on da planet, butt ur so kawaii that no 1 gives a shit. u r da cuntry of [cuntry] and u hav a crush on igirisu-kun. u haev lieked him 4 ovr 9000 months, bu scared 2 admit ur feelinz. :c

1 kawaii day, during a wurld meeting, amerika wuz being a jackass again.

"hardy harr harr IM DA HEROOOOO!" amerika sed, stuffing burgurz in his mowth.

"SHADUP U BLOODAY WANKA!1!" iggy yelled for no reeson, strangling amerika 4 no reeson, bcuz he wuz mad 4 no reeson. he acts liek dis bcuz he is a *cough*grumpybitchy*cough* moe tsundere-kun desu.

aftur dat, evry1 started fighting.

"bcum 1 with matha rossia, da? ^J^" sed roshia.

"heyul 2 da no, betch!" sed chugoku, even tho he wuz secretly totes gay 4 roshia. he wanted 2 suk dat giant russian cok all night long. but belarus wuz a scary ass betch who wuud nevar let him.

"I WILL MAKE UR CAPITAL WARSAW!1!"

"let moi put mon eiffel towur in ur-"

"who da fak r u?"

"IM MATHAFUCKIN CANADA BITCH!11"

suddenly, it bcame 2 much 2 BEAR! u coodnt stand 2 c ur friends fight!

"GAIZ STAP ET!1!" u jumped on da table wich got evry1s attention. your faec had a moe blush with moe tears falling down ur moe cheeks. u looked liek u just had an orgasm. lawl.

"PLZ GAIZ! ARNT WE ALL DA BESTEST OF FRENDZ IN DA WHOLE WIDE WURLD!? STAP! WUT R U DOING?!"

ur epic oscar worthy speech silenced evry1 in da room.

"[naem]-chan-sama-senpai-sama-desu-chan iz right!" sed amerika. nd evry1 in da room agreed bcuz evry1 is ur best frend. of fucking course everyone is your best friend. Isn't that how all reader inserts work?

~tiem skip bcuz i need an exoos for da fact dat i dun haev enuff lituratur skills and imma 2 lazy 2 wriet moar details liek an actuall storee shood haev bcuz im a 13 yeer old weeaboo woh fantizizes abowt having sex with countries~

the meeting wuz ovur. evry1 was going hoem. igirisu-kun still looekd grumpy :( so u desided 2 go visit him! /^o^/

~moar tiem skipz desu~

u wur walking ovur 2 igirisu-kuns haows. u had nevur visited him b4, so u wur nurvus 0_0

wait, if u haev nevur visited him b4, then hao do u no were he lievs? bcuz ur a sugoi yandere stalker-chan, of coars ^_^

"I. REGRET. NOOOTHIIIIIING!" u thawt with confidens and knoked on da door. "HOLY SHIT I REGRET EVRYTHINGGGGGG!" u started 2 run away, but igirisu-kun opened da door b4 u got 2 far.

"[n-naem]-chan-sama-senpai-sama-desu-chan?" u froz in ur trakz.

"i-i-i-igir-risu-k-k-kun?" u sed, turning 2 look at him with ur moe faec on.

"can i help u, [naem]-chan?" igirisu-kun askd, "n-not that i actualy c-care or anything!"

u giggld, noing dat wuz just him being a tsundere XD

"nao" u sed "i just caem 2 visit, desu"

iggyz faec turned bright red, his kokoro doki dokiing so fast dat he felt liek it wood jump owt ov his chest :o

"i-iggirisu-kun, r u ok?" u sed.

"i-im fien! b-baka!" even tho he wuz obviusly nawt okay. liek, at all. srsly, he need a cownsulur 4 his unhelthy tsundereness.

"tehehe, if u say so~" u sed, walking into iggyz hous.

u sat down with him & had sum tea. u kept on lookign ovr 2 iggy, who looked saad

"iggy, wai dun u evr smiel," u sed.

"bcuz i dun feelz liek et. ima grumpay, but kawaii moe tsundere-kun, remembur?"

u grinnd evily

"iggy~ imma gunna maek u smiel wethur u liek et r nowt~!"

u jumpd on him & startd kusuguruing him. he started to smiel, but didnt cuz hes a stubborn bitch.

"[n-n-n-naem]-chan-sama-senpai-sama-desu-chan! Y-Yamete kudasai!"

"NAO" u sed stil tikleng hiim. eventually he startd loling & rofling. butt den he startd 2 kusuguru ANATA!

"Iyaa! Iggy-kun, yamete!" unfortunately, u wur supr tiklesh, even tho ur extreme mary sueness wuz supppsd 2 keep u from having any weeknesses. this dusnt count tho, cuz u wur into dat weird shet.

eventually he stapped, butt...he didnt get off uv anata! :o

~iggys pov~

watashi sat on top ov [naem]-chan-sama-senpai-sama-desu-chan. hur faec wuz bright red with moe teers popping out. she lookd so faking hawt liek dat. i didnt want 2 admit it, butt watashis wanted 2 maek dat bitch's ass mine evur since we met. she maed my cock so hard & long evry tiem she lookd at watashi with hur [e/c] eyez, ur [h/c] hair flowing in da wind, hur [b/s] boobz bouncing liek a couple of basketballz. she wuz just so hawwt. I NEEDED 2 DO HUR!111!

"uhh...igirisu-kun?"

i blushed, reelizing dat i wuz talking owt lowd. also dat i had a woody woodpecker forming in mah pantsu.

i jumped off ov hur, looking away.

she walkd ovr 2 meh, and gaev meh a KISSU. ON DA RIPSU!

"iggy-kun...a-aishiteru...," she sed.

my cock stood up.

i pickd up [naem]-chan-sama-senpai-sama-desu-chan oppan gangam bridal styl & carried hur up da stairs.

~normul pov~

u 2 nevur did it, bcuz ur cunt smelled *troll face*