Doom Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ATTENTION EVERYONE! I'll be briefly breaking my Hiatus and having a Halloween contest. I'll be posting Halloween themed stories, horror themed, or one's that end with a cliff-hanger! The story that gets the most reviews, will be the one I update on Halloween!(and maybe a few other surprises. heh. heh.)

And don't forget to check out my new "Shake Up the Falls" Challenge!

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Dipper marched up to the manliness tester, his families words still burning his ego. "Alright, let's man-handle this man-handle." He says as he reaches forward to it-

REPO MEN!

Before Dipper knew what was happening. A bunch of guys snatched up the manliness tester...and then replaced it with two others.

The head repo guy crossed off a few things on his clipboard, then looked up at Dipper. "Oh, were you about to do the test?" he asked.

Not knowing what else to do, Dipper nodded. The guy smiled. "Great! We have to test the new manliness testers to make sure their up to snuff! Give it a whirl!"

Dipper frowns "Why are their two of them?" He asks confused. The guy shrugs. "One's the main one, the other one is in case you need help with the main one...which will also cost a quarter."

Grunkle Stan snorted. "Typical up-sell."

Not knowing what else to Dipper puts in a quarter in the main one and presses a button-

ZAP!

Only for the machine to fall apart! Revealing a strange glowing cylindrical device!

"Wait, what!?" Shouts everyone. Suddenly the device rockets out of the diner and flies into the sky-

BOOM!

Everyone fell flat on their backs as a massive energy wave rockets the place. To everyone's further horror, the repo man melts away...revealing an eldritch abomination.

Slenderman straightens his tie, then smirks at Dipper. "You wanted to test your manliness boy? Well, strength of body can't show bubkiss!" He points to the dismantled machine that has now formed into a timer.

"This portal to the underworld will last for 24 hours. You have until then to protect your loved one's!" He then whips out a quarter and puts into the secondary machine. "I also strongly recommend you taking this." The machine also falls apart; revealing a sleek, green and giant suite of armor, "This luxurious Doom Marine armor can be yours for the low low price of getting castrated and having this bad boy permanently melted into your body!"

Slenderman laughed then smirked at the horrified Dipper. So what'll it be boy? Let die your manhood? Or watch as your loved one's burn?"...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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