Naruto-Kun,I Think I'm Pregnant

Chapter One-Not the Best Time

Naruto was 7-years old and his best friend was Hinata.He liked to look at the older people and see what they were doing,he thought that there was something that they hid from him and the other 7-year olds.

One day,he got really angry and decided to watch an adult movie for himself.When he came out of the theatre he was completely satisfied.And he started to get VERY concerned.

One afternoon,the academy was having lunch and Naruto sat beside her because he was very concerned for her and what she ate.
"I have ramen for lunch(soo obvious XD),Hinata,what do you have?" Naruto asked,"Um..rice...oh!and a boiled egg!" she replied.
"NOO!!Hinata,I saw a movie once and it said that if a girl has an egg and it's fertilized---she'll have a baby!!"Naruto yelled,but it was too late,Hinata had already eaten the egg.

"Oh no!Hinata!What if the chicken laid that egg on the ground and a guy didn't know and put fertilizer on it!!??" he shouted,
"Oh no,Naruto-kun,I don't wanna have a baby!Who'll take care of it??" Hinata screamed,"It's okay,I'll be the father and I can take care of it and be responsible for it as much as you!" Naruto said,holding her hand."Um..Naruto-kun?What's a 'sponsible"
Hinata asked,"Actually,Hinata,I don't know...I just got that from a movie I saw" he said.

As the 2 friends played at the playground at recesstime Hinata said again,"Naruto-kun...I really don't want a baby..." Hinata complained to her friend.Naruto asked "What other reason?","I'll look really fat...like her" Hinata pointed to a pregnant lady sitting beside her friend.The lady asked "What do you have for lunch?","Some rice and pineapple for dessert...want some?" her friend asked,"No thanks..people say that pineapple will stop a baby from growing in it's mother's womb" she said.Naruto smiled and looked at Hinata.

Later...

"Naruto-kun,I really can't eat anymore..." Hinata cried,"Okay...just eat one more piece and we'll be done,kay?" Naruto asked.
"Naruto-kun!My tummy really hurts!It hurts,Naruto-kun!" Hinata started crying.Naruto desperately looked around for somebody to help---then he spotted the hospital.

Naruto piggy-backed his "pregnant" friend and ran to the hospital.

In the hospital...

"Hello?Can I help you two kids?" a nurse asked,"My friend's pregnant!!And she's really in pain!I think that the baby will come out any second!!" Naruto yelled.

10 minutes later...

Hinata sat in a chair and Naruto was beside her."Who bullied you?It's okay,you can tell us...we're here to help" the nurse explained."Miss,nobody bullied her!She's just preg-","I didn't ask you,Naruto,Hinata---please tell us who bullied you"
the nurse said,"I-I'm pregnant..." Hinata hiccuped.The nurse sighed,"Alright...who's responsible for 'the baby'?" she asked,
impatiently."I am,Miss,I'm the father" Naruto replied.

5 minutes later...

The two 7-year olds sat in the detention room writing "I will not go to the hospital for no reason" 200x. "I never understand these lines,Hinata...we went there 'cause you were pregnant" Naruto whispered,"But we have no choice but to write them,Naruto-
kun...I don't think the grown-ups want me to have a baby!" Hinata whispered,"Neither do we!I guess grown-ups just don't understand.." Naruto whispered back and they ended their conversation when they heard someone approach the classroom.

It was the Hokage(Not Tsunade!!It's still Sarutobi 'cause they're 7!!),"Did you 2 get in trouble?What for?" he asked and looked at Naruto's paper,"I'd expect this from Naruto but not from you,Hinata!" he said,"What were you doing in the hospital,anyways"
,"My stomach really hurt so Naruto-kun thought that I was about to have my baby---but actually it was just 'cause I ate so much pineapple" Hinata explained,"Why were you eating pineapple?" the Hokage asked,"We overheard a pregnant lady saying that there's such thing as pineapple abortion" Naruto explained.

The Hokage laughed,"Pineapple abortion?That's funny,I'll let you off the hook and talk to the teachers later about it" he said,
"Wow,thanks,Hokage-sama!" Hinata said,"Yeah,thanks!" Naruto said and the 2 ran outside.

DDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Awww..." the 2 said at the same time and trudged back into the classroom.

After school...

Naruto saw a fat guy and ran over to him,thinking that males could have babies,too."Hey,Mister,is your big stomach the result of eggs?" he asked,"Not just eggs!!Ice cream,candy,chocolate,cake,hamburgers,hot dogs and all sorts of other stuff!" the fat guy said and walked off.Leaving Naruto in terror,"Good thing I found out in time!!" he thought.

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Lol,this chapter is from the movie "I am not Stupid 2" except the movie doesn't focus too much on the 2 kids that are confused about pregnancy XDDD and the director didn't even notice that he left me hanging and finished it off with other gangster junk!!LOL,you won't know what I'm talking about,just watch the movie 'cause it's really good---made me cry.;;

The next chapter won't be from the movie though,lol,I just got the idea from the movie.

Sooo why'd I choose a couple like NaruHina for this?
1.SasuSaku:Sasuke isn't that cute and he has common sense,though Sakura would've worked for this 2.ShikaIno:Shikamaru's too lazy to buy tons of pineapple for Ino,and Ino would've worked,too 3.NejiTen:Neji's too smart to think that babies come from chicken eggs that have real fertilizer on them.XD But the pineapple thing might've gotten him at that age XD 4.NaruHina:Naruto's got no common sense(X3) and Hinata would totally have fallen for everything Naruto said

Where I watched "I am not Stupid 2:
Harbour Plaza Metropolis Hotel in Hong Kong(I'm on vacation right now...)...but you gotta pay 98 Hong Kong dollars for it aka 14 USA dollars.

FAQ for This Chapter(I am now putting FAQs at the end of chapters!X3:
Q:Why're they 7 years old?
A:'Cause it's a lot cuter and if they were older they'd know better Q:Why did you say "school" instead of "academy?
A:Well you want me to say "After academy?
Q:Why's Naruto so dumb?
A:He is not dumb!!!He's clueless!Naruto+CluelessCutea million good R&Rs!! Q:Why doesn't Hinata want a baby?
A:Well,because she's 7 years old and has school(I said it again)work!
Q:What language is "I am not Stupid 2" in?
A:It's in Mandarine---I know Mandarine but sometimes they whisper so I got the subtitled version Q:AHHHHH!!!!!I'M HAVING A BABY!!!!!!WHAT'LL I DO?
A:Aahhh...eat some pineapples...they are .000001 garuanteed to work!

Owari,
Ku