Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or any parts that are related to any thing that's from anything that familiarizes any other story.
Seirasu: This story doesn't take place in the natural world of Naruto. This story basically takes place in the original 20th century of japan. Well just try your best to imagine that there in that time. Well enjoy.
Lifes Weird
A famimliar Blonde ran through the streets of Konoha screaming at the top of his lungs."What the hell is wrong with me! Im always late for school! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! this sucks!" The blonde haired boy cursed at himself throughout the whole way to school. But something stopped him. He heard something that sounded like a cats meow. "Hmm. I must be hearing things. Or worse I can be going crazy." said the young boy as the blonde laughed at himself. Then at the corner of a intercecting fence he noticed something move. "Is that a cat?" Naruto asked himself as he moved closer to the moving object.
When he finally reached his destination he found out that it was a cat that caught his attention. Seeing that the cat didnt have a collar on, he was about to leave it alone, when all of a sudden he saw a large cut that ran over the felines ribs. The bleeding was very bad. "If there wasn't anything done with this cut it might cause an infection." thought Naruto smartly as he begun to carry the cat and started walking back home.
"God I'm gonna be hella late, now." The blonbde said sullenly. "Dang my life sucks ass." cursed the boy as he began taking out his keys to open his apartment door. "Dang this is worse than i thought. The bleeding getting worse." said Naruto. "Where the hell's the anibiotics?! In the closet...? No... In the cabinet...? lets see... no... Dang! Where can it be! Oh yeah! The bathroom cabitnet! Lets see... Hmm... There you go! Found it!" yelled the boy thrusting his fist in the air.
Naruto entered his room where the cat laid. Dabing the Q-tips in the antibiotics he began his treatment to the feline. Seeing the kitten wince in pain he stopped the process, until the cat began to relax once again. Then he began again. Finally finishing he took the bandage wrapping and began wrapping the white tape around the felines body. "There you go. All done." replied Naruto as he sat down on his bed with the cat.
"Thank you." said a voice.
"What the... Who said that?" asked Naruto looking around. "Hmmm... Must be hearing things." the blonde said shrugging it off.
"No your not. Down here." said the voice again as Naruto complied and looked down towards the kiten that laid on his bed. "OMG!!! I'm going crazy! Ahhhhhhhhhh!" yelled the boy, jumping off the bed and accedently running into his nearby book self. Books began to tumble down the bookself. The unlucky blonde got hit by a book straight toward the head as he blacked out.
"Hey, wake up... Are you ok?" asked the voice that Naruto heard awhile ago as he opened his eyes.
"Dang that hur..." Naruto paused looking out in front of him.Naruto was astonished with the sight in front of him.There in his presence was a busty woman that looked like she was in her early twenties. She had dark black hair, a sexy feature, and bleautiful peach colored skin. But the most aluring part of her was her eyes. She had a pair of red suductive eyes that made any man fall for her with just one look. "OMG! Put on some clothes!" said Naruto covering his eyes with his right hand as he pointed his left hand towards an open closet filled with clothes.
"Heehee. Are you sure you want me to put on some clothes?" cooed the mysterios girl, grabbing on to his right hand and moving it out of sight from his face. Naruto's face went extremly red at the sight in front of him as the blonde began feeling blood dropping from his nostrils. "Please put on some clothes." Naruto managed to say.
"So... Who are you?" asked Naruto.
"Oh sorry i forgot to introduce myself. My name's Satsuki." said the now dressed woman. "And who are you?" asked Satsuki.
"Oh. My names Naruto." answered the young boy still blushing from what happened. "Hey where's the cat that was right here just a while ago?" asked Naruto.
"The cat?" asked Satsuki. "Oh! That was me." said the busty woman gleefully.
"Is there a problem?" asked the red eyed girl, moving closer to Naruto.
"... OMG!!!!!! Im going crazy! This has got to be a dream! This cant be happening! First I help a mysterios cat, and next thing i know I wake up seeing a naked whore sitting on top of me!" yelled Naruto getting louder after each sentencem, until all of a sudden he noticed something on top of him. He saw Satsuki on top of him with her face dangeruosly close to his. Omg omg omg. thought Naruto thinking that she might kill him after saying that "whore comment." Naruto closed his eyes tight as he prepared for something painful to hit his face, but nothing came. As he began opening his eyes he felt a pair of soft lips hit onto his. Naruto was petrified. Then she pulled away quickly.
"That was for helping me in my time of need." winked Satsuki. " By the way did any tell you that you were a good kisser?" asked Satsuki.
"Uhh.. thanks. That was actulley my first kiss." Naruto explained.
"Well, do want a second one?" asked Satsuki suductively as she began moving her lips in for a second kiss. Omg omg omg. What do I do now? Omg omg omg. Please kami! Help me! Though Naruto closing his eyes tightly.
Im in love with a dancer.
She got it, she goin', she going'
Shes grinding that pole and...
Im in love with a dancer
She stripping, she laying, she rolling.
Im not playing, shes shocking
Im in love with a dancer...
( If your familiar with the beat of "Im in love with a stripper" by T-Pain. Well then you know this ringtone. But if you dont know this song sorry to hear. So to bad. lol Listen to it. If you dont know.)
"Yeah?" asked Naruto. Fhew, saved by the bell. thought Naruto.
" Naruto where are you at? You missed school today." said Sakura.
"Oh sorry. Im feeling sick today." said Naruto.
" Kakashi-sensi's maded a fit in class again." yelled Sakura.
"Yeah whatever. Bye." said Naruto, putting down the phone.
"So wanna get started on what with what we were doing?" asked the seductive girl sitting on top of his bed.
"Uhhhh... I dont think so." said the blonde backing away as Satsuki began moving closer to him.
"Ok." said Satsuki sadly.
"OMG! Its already 8:00? Got I was knocked out for a hella long time." said Naruto,looking at the clock.
"So watcha gonna do know?" asked Satsuki.
"Ima go take a shower." said the tired Naruto, getting clothes out of his closet.
A shower huh? thought Satsuki grinning.
ooooooh. wats satsuki gonna do? hehehehe i wonder... hmmm... maybe... naaaah... maybe...lol we'll see.
